If I hated the Chiefs It'd probably only help my DFS odds...

Imagine being such a cuck that you would continue giving money and time to an organization that flipped you the bird to chase dollars. That's like paying to watch your ex-wife on OnlyFans to **** your poolboy.

OTOH, parking is like $60, they have the 2nd most expensive tickets in one of the smaller markets and they just forced fans to pay for a month of Peacock to watch a playoff game that's already 50% commercials... and the only reason they haven't flipped you the bird is because they keep collecting tax dollars..... so in your analogy, you know your wife is ****ing the poolboy, but you're cool with it as long as she doesn't leave you.

True, but at least I get to **** her on even days and she pays for half the mortgage.

and I suspect that your pool is perfect, which you can enjoy everyday.