dickhead posted the same pic on the TO thread

Banned

No way. I want a full endorsement, not a "might be."

As did I.

Yeah, the problem is we can't clean up his mess.

I'm not sure why it's taking so long to get the posts deleted.

We need a mod on Aisle 1 please

Unless I'm mistaken hotel rooms in SD when ComiCon is in town are pretty expensive.

And in addition to being a nerd, I'm also a tightwad.

Stay with BuckinKaeding.

But watch the cornhole.

Maybe he'll let Clayton borrow the feather boa.

LMAO

He already said he wouldn't mind someone fingering his butthole.

It's just another form of peacocking. You can lock a girl in with a feather boa if she starts playing with it. An effective tool for the PUA.

Oh, man. You haven't turned into that guy have you?

Follow that guy's advice....and you'll NEVER get laid.

LMAO

LMAO

Just make sure there is no dingleberries hanging around

Ewwwwwwwwww!

I said "usually" LOL

After all the hot imagery of Katipan doing naughty things to herself receded, I got a clear picture of a new Venture Brothers episode. Strange.

I like that too. I hate being blindsided...

No, I'm FAR too lazy for any of that PUA stuff. But it is effective and taught me a few things that I should have learned a long time ago, anyway.

The "gaming" part is way too much work, though.

Huh. I usually think of Roseanne or M*A*S*H.

I've found that thinking of Roseanne is a surefire, quicktime woodkiller, if ever needed. Never tried M*A*S*H, though.

Roseanne might be hot after about 2 cases of beer or a fifth of Jager

Mer on the other hand has my leg still tingling

I think of the woman I am with and how I'd like her to just be quiet for a minute. :)

Too much moaning.

All women look the same in the dark. :)

Pardon me for asking, but did we ever figure out who told?

That is only if you're drunk or high

Redrum.

Hopefully by that time you have whiskey dick.
Either
1) Your hand is still tingling because of Mer
-or-
2) You're with her now, and she has the straps so tight you can't feel your leg.

Nice job, either way.

I have a tickle in my anus.

Mer?

Mer?

You need a doctor, stat.

Definitely 1 :)

It's nobody's business where anyone else puts pickles.



Ohh, you said "tickle". Awwkward...

ROFL

Not a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" fan, I take it?

I am still waiting on my PARDON!

Never caught it when it was on.

The entire series is in my Netflix queue, though I keep pushing it to the bottom because I keep finding other movies/shows I'd rather see.

Srsly?

Just a hunch.

Why?

And?!?!

Come on gochiefs give it up. It is very hard to believe you have not pulled some tail by now. You are what 27 or so? If you have not then it is very simple you don't want to. This bullshit floated years ago when you were a silly kid too shy to stop the car and kept driving around the block.

It's awesome.

Though that particular quote comes in about season 6, so it'll be a while before you see it.

I hate it when my good attempts at humor are squashed by logical story backgrounds that I am not aware of.

I'm a downer like that

I know you don't understand me. I don't think you ever will. But try to look at it this way:

I wasn't allowed to date girls for 19 and a half years. I didn't have a one-on-one encounter at a venue with a girl until I was 20. I didn't have another one until I was 22. Neither of those reciprocated my romantic interest, so they didn't count as dates. During this entire period, when I was attending college, I was a disgusting fat ****.

I finally had the FIRST DATE of my ENTIRE ****ING LIFE at TWENTY-SIX YEARS OF AGE, LAST SUMMER.

Do you understand a little bit better now?

You know... I'm fairly open about my life to you people. I don't talk about some things out of respect, other things out of fear, but I'm very honest and my posts are meant to be windows into my soul.

When the hell did I ever give the impression that I would have anything to do with the manipulation of, or insertion into, anal orifices?

If I had large breasts, I'd so totally hug you to them right now and coo soft comforting sounds.

But I don't. And you don't travel.

Define large. :D

Ah-ha...I knew it, there are still some sane souls among us!!! Some "No in through the 'out' door types" live!


YES. You've restored my faith in mankind.


ROFL

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=108864

Oh geez. I'm pretty sure I posted throughout that thread... Memoriiieeeeees.

She just hasn't met the "right" guy.


:evil:

ROFL

I'd swim my face in them.

More like mosquito bites.

Not allowed? By your parents?

Young JWs don't date.

What's a JW? (Besides the fat, racist columnist that writes for the KC Star.)

Jehovah Witnesses

LOL, I know right? Like OMG thats Totally Backwards

I think you tried once, but your left knee gave out when trying to chase me down.

Jehovah's Witness I presume. Maybe a Jewish Warlord.

The latter sounds so much cooler!

So it must be the first one.

19.5 isn't young. I hope that you've extricated yourself from that.

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That wouldn't surprise me at all.

We all have shit from our childhood man, some more than others. That said you are not looking for a cure for cancer you are just looking for a girl. I am very old school and have never had a one night stand in my life. Look walk up to a girl you find fancy ask her out for a cup of coffee I do not care if is is at a store or at a club. If she says no so what! you are where you were to begin with.

There are a shit load of tramps out there and if it is just sex you are looking for that is too easy. Women are not like rare coins there are a ton of them out there just like you. You are a bright kid with wit, jesus just start talking to them, they are just like us lonely unsure of themselfs and looking for company. Do not let no scare you. If a girl says no, just think ok you just passed on someone who would treat you like a lady and protect you, her loss.

It is not that damn complicated! Man up and get the **** over the past. Move forward and find the one you want and make her your own. Treat her right and respect her and the sex will happen. Or if you are looking for the easy type well that is too easy and IMO not worth the little effort it takes to pull them.

People assume that you're into anal if you're into doing kinky things, I guess.

Well, I felt young enough at the time.

Hey Clay,

I had a pretty sheltered Childhood too.

I wasn't really allowed to hang out w/ friends other than a couple that lived on the same street as me. I never went out anywhere until I got a job when I was 17.

I was/am a disgusting fat **** as well. Thats when I met this hard bodied slut whore (my first gf) and I dated her for a while, and finally lost my Virginity.

After that I've just had a confidence to talk to girls w/out hesitance. As soon as you find a girl to date and/or have sex with, you'll probably be a changed man.

No worries bro.

I feel like this will probably happen.

How the **** did a lump like you find someone with a body fat percentage under 10?

:mad:

I've been told I have a good personality.

Also a great sense of humor.

Damn she was so hot. I was 17 and she was 19. In the end it turned out that she was a whore, so I am not surprised.

oooo

What do you think I do thats so kinky?

No pics? Who broke it off? I can't believe anyone would dump someone so hot.

Another thing that I find weird about the girls I've gone out w/ is that none of them have been "fat". Not that I have anything against fat girls, I'm fat myself, but I just find it weird that I have yet to go out w/ someone who was anything more than chubby.

Really, still got her number ?

Not even the fitness sport competitors drop below 10% body fat. Not for women. Maybe for brief moments for a special event, but they don't live that way.

dammit.

ROFL No matter how good looking they are somewhere some guy is sick of their shit

I have a bunch of polaroids, but unless you want to see my naked body, or my wiener you probably don't want me to scan them in.

I found out that she was cheating on me, actually she just told me, then I called her a slut and told her to get the **** out.

I've seen plenty of fat guys naked. Lay it on me. But please crop.

Ok, you'll have to wait until I buy a scanner, if I ever do.

I threw away all the non-pertinent pictures that I had w/ her (i.e. the ones where she wasn't naked).

Wait, is it considered Child Pornography if I have pictures of me having sex when I was under 18?

Also, could the girl who was 19 at the time get busted for Statutory Rape?