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Hammock Parties 12-19-2009 11:49 PM

I do sort of question Dane's motives here. What is he really accomplishing? Maybe he's just batshit insane.

WilliamTheIrish 12-19-2009 11:50 PM

Frankie,

I've ead all your posts in this thread and I still don't know or understand what the challenge is you keep talking about.

Plainly state your challenge and be done with it.

milkman 12-19-2009 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6361538)
Frankie,

I've ead all your posts in this thread and I still don't know or understand what the challenge is you keep talking about.

Plainly state your challenge and be done with it.

He wants Dane to take a picture of the neg reps that Frankie has hit him with and post them for everyone to see.

DeezNutz 12-19-2009 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6361538)
Frankie,

I've ead all your posts in this thread and I still don't know or understand what the challenge is you keep talking about.

Plainly state your challenge and be done with it.

I believe Frankie is calling bullshit on Dane's claims that he (Frankie) sends him a bunch of neg reps.

Meanwhile, a bunch of cats are apparently circling near Frankie's computer. Sorry about that, Frankie.

Edit: My explanation was far better than milkman's, cause **** him, that's why. And now we're on time, boys.

Frankie 12-19-2009 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6361541)
I believe Frankie is calling bullshit on Dane's claims that he (Frankie) sends him a bunch of neg reps.

Meanwhile, a bunch of cats are apparently circling near Frankie's computer. Sorry about that, Frankie.

Edit: My explanation was far better than milkman's, cause **** him, that's why. And now we're on time, boys.

ROFL

WilliamTheIrish 12-19-2009 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6361541)
I believe Frankie is calling bullshit on Dane's claims that he (Frankie) sends him a bunch of neg reps.

Meanwhile, a bunch of cats are apparently circling near Frankie's computer. Sorry about that, Frankie.

Edit: My explanation was far better than milkman's, cause **** him, that's why. And now we're on time, boys.

It hit me that I possibly posted in the wrong thread. I was going to post Frankie's 3pt insult %.

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-19-2009 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6361538)
Frankie,

I've ead all your posts in this thread and I still don't know or understand what the challenge is you keep talking about.

Plainly state your challenge and be done with it.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FovDgU8aOc...+Challenge.jpg

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/b...-Challenge.gif

philfree 12-19-2009 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6361503)
You'd have touched him, huh? NTTAWWT.

What? NTTAWWT I have no clue to waht that stands for. Nice Taught Titties All Would Want to Touch?(Sorry Ladies!)

PhilFree:arrow:

milkman 12-19-2009 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6361541)
Edit: My explanation was far better than milkman's, cause **** him, that's why. And now we're on time, boys.

That's why?

Best reason I've ever heard.

DeezNutz 12-20-2009 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6361545)
It hit me that I possibly posted in the wrong thread. I was going to post Frankie's 3pt insult %.

It's exclamation points divided by kitties. Dayton Moore would be confused as ****.

If you're reading this Dayton, just trust your eyes, you stupid mother****er you.

doomy3 12-20-2009 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6361532)
****. I just spent like 45 minutes reading through this ****ing thread since I last logged on this afternoon. Holy tits. My brain is bleeding.

Is it bleeding red?

milkman 12-20-2009 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philfree (Post 6361548)
What? NTTAWWT I have no clue to waht that stands for. Nice Taught Titties All Would Want to Touch?(Sorry Ladies!)

PhilFree:arrow:

What can titties learn?

DeezNutz 12-20-2009 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 6361554)
Is it bleeding red?

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Pablo 12-20-2009 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 6361554)
Is it bleeding red?

I've got neg rep streaming out of my ears.

MOTHERfuck YOU CP. YOU DID THIS TO ME.

doomy3 12-20-2009 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6361556)
Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

ROFL

DeezNutz 12-20-2009 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 6361555)
What can titties learn?

This should be a thread.

doomy3 12-20-2009 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6361557)
I've got neg rep streaming out of my ears.

MOTHERfuck YOU CP. YOU DID THIS TO ME.

Just wait. I'm gonna make you bleed red.

Pablo 12-20-2009 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6361556)
Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

I dump tuna juice on my keyboard. That's probably what attracts the cats.

Or it could be the mouse on my desk.

Oh. Snap. That was teh funny.

DeezNutz 12-20-2009 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6361562)
I dump tuna juice on my keyboard. That's probably what attracts the cats.

Or it could be the mouse on my desk.

Oh. Snap. That was teh funny.

That'll teach dem titties.

milkman 12-20-2009 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6361556)
Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

You know, I usually get my kitty to come with tongue clicking.









And, yes.

DeezNutz 12-20-2009 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 6361566)
You know, I usually get my kitty to come with tongue clicking.









And, yes.

Wrong thread. You were clearing looking for the "my box is full" discussion.

Pablo 12-20-2009 12:09 AM

Whoever posts next in this thread is a pussy, a queer, and a total c*cksucker.

**** them and the AIDS horse they rode in on.

DeezNutz 12-20-2009 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6361573)
Whoever posts next in this thread is a pussy, a queer, and a total c*cksucker.

**** them and the AIDS horse they rode in on.

You call me a pussy again, and I'll make you bleed.

Pablo 12-20-2009 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6361577)
You call me a pussy again, and I'll make you bleed.

Stop being such a fucking pussy all the time and I won't have to let everyone know about it.

If you wanna throw up your dick-beaters and get a BRAND NEW FACE for Christmas, I'm down. When and the where the **** ever.

milkman 12-20-2009 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6361577)
You call me a pussy again, and I'll make you bleed.

Is this a recycled post?

Easy 6 12-20-2009 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6361582)
Stop being such a fucking pussy all the time and I won't have to let everyone know about it.

If you wanna throw up your dick-beaters and get a BRAND NEW FACE for Christmas, I'm down. When and the where the **** ever.

... ROFL

DeezNutz 12-20-2009 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6361582)
Stop being such a fucking pussy all the time and I won't have to let everyone know about it.

If you wanna throw up your dick-beaters and get a BRAND NEW FACE for Christmas, I'm down. When and the where the **** ever.

Did you just solicit me?

doomy3 12-20-2009 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6361582)
Stop being such a fucking pussy all the time and I won't have to let everyone know about it.

If you wanna throw up your dick-beaters and get a BRAND NEW FACE for Christmas, I'm down. When and the where the **** ever.

Whatever. If you were a real man, you would reply to my posts with facts, and dispute the content of the posts.

DeezNutz 12-20-2009 12:18 AM

Hey, did Frankie ever find his cats? Should we start a prayer thread?

Pablo 12-20-2009 12:19 AM

There's too many pussies in this thread quoting my post at the same time.

You're lucky you aren't all standing in this room with me right now. Because I'm eating banana pudding, and this shit is delicious. And I wouldn't even give you a bite. But I would give you all concussions. Sound like a pretty ****ing bad night, chief. No pudding and temporary amnesia.

milkman 12-20-2009 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6361600)
There's too many pussies in this thread quoting my post at the same time.

You're lucky you aren't all standing in this room with me right now. Because I'm eating banana pudding, and this shit is delicious. And I wouldn't even give you a bite. But I would give you all concussions. Sound like a pretty ****ing bad night, chief. No pudding and temporary amnesia.

That's ok, I have a bad memory so I would forget that I forgot.

KurtCobain 12-20-2009 12:25 AM

I wish I had a shotgun...

doomy3 12-20-2009 12:27 AM

I'm out, but I can't wait to open this thread in the morning and see all the neg reps that Frankie left for Dane. This will be a fun read. I'm sure Dane will be posting them tonight

Pablo 12-20-2009 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 6361606)
I wish I had a shotgun...

Random post is random.

Pablo 12-20-2009 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 6361607)
I'm out, but I can't wait to open this thread in the morning and see all the neg reps that Frankie left for Dane. This will be a fun read. I'm sure Dane will be posting them tonight

I'm really hopeful this thread will just die over-night so I won't be tempted to read back through it.

But, I am going to the game tomorrow, so I'm sure I'll be looking for something to relieve my agony come tomorrow evening.

Dinny Bossa Nova 12-20-2009 01:15 AM

Me: Hey you guys, what's goin' on?

You Guys: Hi Dinny.

Me: Are you guys postin' stuff on a message board and stuff? Can I help?

You Guys: Sure. Go stand over there. No, not there, a little bit farther. No, a little farther. Yeah, over there.

Dinny

KurtCobain 12-20-2009 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dinny Blues (Post 6361645)
Me: Hey you guys, what's goin' on?

You Guys: Hi Dinny.

Me: Are you guys postin' stuff on a message board and stuff? Can I help?

You Guys: Sure. Go stand over there. No, not there, a little bit farther. No, a little farther. Yeah, over there.

Dinny

you son of a bitch

Dinny Bossa Nova 12-20-2009 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 6361646)
you son of a bitch

Actually, in spite of her faults, my mom is a pretty good ole gal.

And just so you know, I'm not a complete idiot. I'm actually missing a few pieces.

Dinny

Mr. Flopnuts 01-28-2010 07:51 PM

Let's do it!

-King- 01-28-2010 07:52 PM

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL This is getting good.

kstater 01-28-2010 07:58 PM

How the hell did I manage to not post in a 700 post thread about Dane/Mecca/Hamas?

Frankie 01-29-2010 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 6487974)
How the hell did I manage to not post in a 700 post thread about Dane/Mecca/Hamas?

Because it's not 700 yet.

BigMeatballDave 04-25-2011 05:24 PM

:)

notorious 04-25-2011 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCD (Post 7590648)
:)

Holy




Shit

kstater 04-25-2011 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 6360746)
Aren't you missing the Saturday evening NAMBLA meeting?

This is a nice post, considering the circumstances in which Dane left.

BigMeatballDave 04-25-2011 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 7590704)
This is a nice post, considering the circumstances in which Dane left.

Oh, Snap! :LOL:

kstater 04-25-2011 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCD (Post 7590711)
Oh, Snap! :LOL:

I mean I'm not calling him a hypocrite or anything...

Saul Good 04-25-2011 06:35 PM

If he comes back, that should be his permanent signature line.

Adept Havelock 04-25-2011 06:38 PM

Wow, nice find from the archives. ROFL

blaise 04-25-2011 06:56 PM

Some of the posts by Dane in this thread are so cornball and stupid.
"I'll ****ing rep you to the stone age man! Prepare to bleed red! ****ing **** you and your whole ****ing family ****ing ****ing ****ing ****."

How freaking lame that shit is. It's like the template for Message Board Asswipe Guy. So tired, so cliche. There's one on every board just like it. And so funny that he was the one that ended up getting all butthurt and having a hissy fit and leaving.

Saul Good 04-25-2011 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adept Havelock (Post 7590799)
Wow, nice find from the archives. ROFL

Give the guy a break. I mean Dane makes a statement like that just ONE TIME EVER, and people call him a hypocrite. It's not like there are any other examples of this kind of hypocrisy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 6188567)
I'll tell you what: Why don't I start calling you a ped0phile? I'll begin referring to you as a ped0phile in each and every post until you can somehow "prove" that I've ever "lied" about anything on this site.

Deal, ped0phile?


Saul Good 04-25-2011 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 6360842)
I think you'd be surprised at how lightly I take all this shit.

ORLY?

Saul Good 04-25-2011 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 6360654)
Frankie, Go **** YOURSELF.

**** YOU, **** your WIFE, **** your jacked up SON.

**** YOU AND EVERYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU.

I'm going to pound your stupid ass back into the stoneage.

Be prepared to bleed red, mother****er.

This won't be over until you're bleeding red.

Which by my estimation will take about 15 days.

.

DeezNutz 04-25-2011 07:12 PM

Someone needs to find Saul a baseball game thread to keep him occupied.

Saul Good 04-25-2011 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 7590894)
Someone needs to find Saul a baseball game thread to keep him occupied.

Deez, Go **** YOURSELF.

**** YOU, **** your WIFE, **** your jacked up SON.

**** YOU AND EVERYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU.

I'm going to pound your stupid ass back into the stoneage.

Be prepared to bleed red, mother****er.

This won't be over until you're bleeding red.

Which by my estimation will take about 15 days.

keg in kc 04-25-2011 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7590929)
I'm going to pound your stupid ass back into the stoneage.

Be prepared to bleed red, mother****er.

This won't be over until you're bleeding red.

Which by my estimation will take about 15 days.

And here we have the rare mating dance of the oakland raider.

DeezNutz 04-25-2011 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7590929)
Deez, Go **** YOURSELF.

**** YOU, **** your WIFE, **** your jacked up SON.

**** YOU AND EVERYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU.

I'm going to pound your stupid ass back into the stoneage.

Be prepared to bleed red, mother****er.

This won't be over until you're bleeding red.

Which by my estimation will take about 15 days.

The mods should ban your ass for this, noting that it's "always been this way, really."

Saul Good 04-25-2011 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 7590939)
The mods should ban your ass for this, noting that it's "always been this way, really."

Why don't you just read this only pretend it's me talking to you instead of Dane talking to Frankie?

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 6360669)
I've got 740,000 rep points. I'm guessing you might have 100,000 on a good day.

So be prepared to bleed, Dickhole.

This may be the greatest post out of all the internets on all the planets.

Rausch 04-25-2011 07:36 PM

There have been a number of "Holy $3it you're an a$$#ole" threads over the past few months and not once have I been mentioned.

I'll have to up my visibility...

http://images1.cliqueclack.com/tv/wp...er-150x150.jpg

kstater 04-25-2011 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 7590956)
There have been a number of "Holy $3it you're an a$$#ole" threads over the past few months and not once have I been mentioned.

I'll have to up my visibility...

http://images1.cliqueclack.com/tv/wp...er-150x150.jpg

Careful now, from what I'm told, due to the increase in mods, a rule that's always been enforced is now being enforced, so you can be banned for this post.

DeezNutz 04-25-2011 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 7590956)
There have been a number of "Holy $3it you're an a$$#ole" threads over the past few months and not once have I been mentioned.

I'll have to up my visibility...

http://images1.cliqueclack.com/tv/wp...er-150x150.jpg

Please respect my right not to be forced to read a curse word you worthless mother****ing mother****er.

Don't disrespect the ****ing board. Keep your posts in bounds, like this one.

keg in kc 04-25-2011 07:51 PM

Mecca Dane Hamas sounds like the name of a future serial killer.

Mecca Dane Hootie Hamas also sounds like a future cereal killer. You know, because of pot munches.

BillSelfsTrophycase 04-25-2011 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCD (Post 7590648)
:)

ROFL

You bastard, I almost shat myself reading through that thread

Rausch 04-25-2011 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 7590964)
Careful now, from what I'm told, due to the increase in mods, a rule that's always been enforced is now being enforced, so you can be banned for this post.

Tough it out.

Teh innerwebs is full of people who can match pop songs to Chiefs highlights while not getting laid...

luv 04-25-2011 08:22 PM

So, when is Hamas leaving?

;)

BigMeatballDave 04-25-2011 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carls20yearplan (Post 7591057)
ROFL

You bastard, I almost shat myself reading through that thread

:evil:

doomy3 04-25-2011 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 6360715)
Maybe that should be the next nomination thread:

Biggest **** Hole of 2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 6360720)
No offense, but I don't see how you wouldn't win that in a landslide.

I admit I was wrong about this post. He finished second in 2010.

Hammock Parties 04-26-2011 12:23 AM

Mecca Dane Hamas
Mecca Dane Hamas

Chant it three times in the dark while spinning around, turn on the lights and Todd Blackledge appears in the mirror.

Titty Meat 04-26-2011 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red 5 (Post 7591493)
Mecca Dane Hamas
Mecca Dane Hamas

Chant it three times in the dark while spinning around, turn on the lights and Todd Blackledge appears in the mirror.

I did it and Tyson Jackson appeared.

crazycoffey 04-26-2011 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 7590704)
This is a nice post, considering the circumstances in which Dane left.

he left for a man-boy love meeting?

Saul Good 04-26-2011 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 7591541)
he left for a man-boy love meeting?

Man-boy love? Not cool, man. He joined the National Association of Marlin Brando Look-Alikes.

-King- 04-26-2011 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7590847)
Give the guy a break. I mean Dane makes a statement like that just ONE TIME EVER, and people call him a hypocrite. It's not like there are any other examples of this kind of hypocrisy.

Oh shit that's epic
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MahiMike 04-26-2011 11:05 AM

I miss those guys this week especially.......................................................................................... ......................................................not.

L.A. Chieffan 04-26-2011 11:16 AM

is there a draft his week?

BigMeatballDave 04-26-2011 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 7592224)
is there a draft his week?

Yep. So far.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-26-2011 11:35 AM

Excellent bump BCD

Jaric 04-26-2011 12:27 PM

lot of butthurt in this thead.

milkman 04-26-2011 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaric (Post 7592531)
lot of butthurt in this thead.

r you missing anything?

Reerun_KC 04-26-2011 04:21 PM

Watching those cockholster run their man pleasers thread after thread, acting like they are freaking draft guru's was freaking pricless..

Miles and miles of fail with their so called factual opinions...

This thread should be in the HOC, shouldnt even be questioned.

Jaric 04-26-2011 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 7592844)
r you missing anything?

Is this the part of the thread where I'm supposed to pull a "what would dane do?" and cuss you out?

Help me out, I'm still new here.


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