I'll channel Dave Chapelle now...

When keepin' it real goes wrong....
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I think I read it somewhere in this thread, but I sure as hell am not going back through it.

completely passed out?

LMAO

Talk about not being able to take a joke...

The chick was not passed out, ever...

I tell my friends all the time shit like "man I think she was probably sleeping!"

Jesus...it's a ****ing joke. I might be weird to some of you but I don't know how I'd get any satisfaction in having sex with my ex-girlfriend while she was passed out after she walked me back to her place...

It was funny because I ditched the girl I was talking to to go back to her place only because my friend Sean called me an idiot for electing to stay in the first place...

You idiots need to get over it...

LMAO

Our cyber-sleuths are far more computer/internet savvy than I am. And while I freely admit that I think you're a douche, there are many people on this BB who annoy me far more than you do. Hell, you're not even in my top 10.

So you don't have to worry about me sending shitty e-mails to grandpa. :D

but I learned my lesson because I forgot how some people take online grudges real...

now when I have funny stories I just tell them to GoChiefs on facebook because he's not an exaggerating prude like you morons...

We have captain morals Hamas Jenkins who throws full drinks at girls in bars!

P.S. Technically when a girl is drunk, sex is never consensual...if she changes her mind the next day the dude can get charged with rape...so I guess endelt raped luv.

and you need to get over making claims that you have no intention of backing up. you're a loser, you always have been a loser, and you always will be a loser. wish the mods had enforced you're little welsh.

Damn this shit is entertaining.

Continue guys please.
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dammit, now i'm getting sucked in... i'm done. dane is right, this ****tard takes nothing seriously.

and the last thing...

and then I'm done with the whole personal attack on my life by Hamas Jenkins...

In regards to the usage of the "N" word...I have openly admitted that my roommates and I fling that word around like it's going out of style...shit, everyone that I know in Central Illinois uses that word for anything and everything as long as we don't see any black people around...and I don't even use it to be racist...just a word to me...like gay, shit, ****, apple, orange...if I was black, and someone called me a ..., I think I'd get over it pretty quick...but that's not the point I'm trying to make...

The point is...my friend Darren thinks it's hysterical to try and get me banned from shit...he got me banned from facebook when we were 19 for sending threatening emails to Brady Quinn (only the wrong one from Central Michigan)...and he thought it was hilarious that he got me banned, twice, from this site...

But he knows better now...and if that really hurt the feelings of this 95% white board, I'm also sorry...and for the people that should be offended by the word...I don't consider myself a racist, if that means anything at all.

Ive started having sex with a few women that were still sleeping, but that was just a "wake up call" if you catch my drift. not rape

Ive woken up to a blowjob a few times as well, not rape.

If what you did was take a drunk and passed out girl home and ****ed her while she was passed out, that is rape. It may not seem serious to you from the inside out, and those around you, including her, may not want to blow the situation out of control, but if she was ****ed while passed out, Im sure she felt violated.

As a man, I wouldn't do that. Too bad that is becoming so scarce nowadays.

omg that comment was made THREE years ago...

THREE

I also honored the one bet I made with BRC that same season...and lost my sig privileges because of the annoying picture he made me put in my sig...

If I made a bet about Priest's carries with any chiefsplanet member...I would have held to my end of the bargain...but why would I ever want to leave this site when I spend an hour or more a day scanning for Chiefs news?

Believe it or not...I lurk more than I post.

I'm not going to get into any details...but she wasn't passed out...she never did pass out...and she wasn't uncomfortable since she was the aggressor...to the entire experience...only over there because she dragged me there and left the same night while she was still wide awake. We were both hammered...so if having sex when you are drunk is rape than I've been guilty for a long time.

"If he gets 20 carries this year, I'll never post again."

sorry but never post again is longer than three years, yes even longer than THREE years. you are a dipshit.

"If that goes in, I'm going to kill somebody!"

Ever hear that during a basketball game?

"If he makes that putt, I'm going to rape a violin!"

You people are...and I'm going to bold this...****ing stupid.

for the record, I dont think your all that bad...if you didnt rape a passed out girl.

If you did, I wouldnt care if you died in a burning aids tree.

"Man, I'd kill a baby if I could have sex with that hot girl!

"Gee, I'd suck a mammoth penis to be rich like Dane!"

"Boy, if I looked like that, I'd walk around naked and sing Jewel songs!"

no, i got a better adjective to describe hootie. he's a ****ing child, who has yet to grow up. this would explain his middle school level humor. it also explains why he seems so immature, and has a difficult time understanding why men don't say things like he has. cause he hasn't hit puberty yet. i bet if we could hear his voice its still cracking.

No dude...I snuck into her room, choked her out, planted an AIDS tree in her school project, had my way with her, stole her money, spit in her contact solution, and spiked her morning coffee pot with a roofie...

Oh, I've heard it all. I even heard a guy try to claim that playoff games counted in a yardage bet.

I am immature, admittedly so, and I think things are funny that probably aren't too most...

GUILTY

how bout, "if i were a mod, i'd ban all the stupid people"

oh no, wait, i'd go through with that. and typically, i don't make claims like you're siting mr 6th grader. i tend to say things like, "if the chiefs lose to the raiders at home, i won't pay to see a game until carl is gone" and i'm a MAN of my word. i haven't been back. but please, go ahead and think the whole world operates with the mentality of a 6th grader, you ****ing waste of human flesh.

alright, then your ok with me until further notice...

and you are proud of this? jfc, go root for the raiders, we don't need you here.

I also think people who take everything serious are stupid....

Funny story...

Me, Steve, Darren, Andy...we go to El Toro the other night...(mexican restaurant)...real cold...blizzard...frozen outside...

Steve usually leaves his car doors unlocked but locks them when we eat...we come out (freezing cold)...and his locks are frozen...can't get into his car...

We try...passenger lock...

Want to know what idea we used (that didn't work)?

I literally pee'd on the lock...while Steve tried to open the lock...

That pretty much sums up what kind of person I am, and what kind of people I hang out with!

(Really ****ing clever people!)

I eventually ordered a cup of coffee (don't drink coffee) and we got them open that way...much more accurate...

and yeah, I paid $1.50 for the coffee plus a tip...so you're damn right I took some cream.

I do start some pretty epic threads...

Usually get some nice positive rep from them, too...

It's only hamas/dane/mecca (the people that I get to the most) that are offended by them...

If I was buddy buddy with Hamas he wouldn't say shit, ever...

But I get to him more than anyone on this site and he knows it...thin skin Hamas Jenkins.

and at least my drunk dipshit threads aren't depressing...

Hamas throws drinks at girls...

I think that trumps anything mean I've ever done to a girl at a bar.

two things:
#1 i'm no attention whore, so i have no doubt you have no idea who i am, but i don't take EVERYTHING seriously, but there are some things that are off limits.

#2 if you pissed on my car, for any reason, i'm gonna rip your dick off. and you'd be walking in the snow.

dude he was sitting there yelling at me because I was missing the lock too much...

I wasted half my stream on the handle instead of the lock because I couldn't get a steady stream going...it was forced pee so it was kind of choppy...

Hmmm wondering how this thread went fron ROR getting the ban hammer for a bet to Hootie banging a drunk chick in semi zombie mode, Hamas going LJ on chicks in the bar (cakn patna) and Hootie pissing on a car and taking coffee condiments.

Jesus Christ, I ****ing love this place.
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i don't give a shit if your sixth grade buddies were yelling at you for pissing on their mom's car's handle. i'm telling you that any grown man, would not tolerate anyone pissing on their car.

that's the difference between your world and mine then, I suppose...

we all took a minute to reflect as we were driving home on how we were probably some of the only people who would have tried to unlock a frozen lock with human urine...

If that is something that isn't funny to people on this board, then I simply think they lack a sense of humor.

But hey, I'm allowed to have an opinion, and so are you...=)

This is the best thread I've lurked on CP yet, therefor I must post in it!

i'll admit it made me chuckle, but combine it with your overall body of work and you look like a huge tool. just sayin.

and my threat still stands, you piss on my car i'm gonna rip your dick off.

well I have my real life friends and my real life life so I'm ok with looking like a tool to my non real life friends =)

EPIC


Damn I knew I should have been wasting my time on here today:clap:

Be careful.

Saul is watching...

Surprising thread really. From the moment ROR\DeathCarlSatan came on this board I didn't like him at all. We went at it all the time...I hated that he was a Mizzou fan. It will be interesting to see how this ban turns out.

Hootie isn't a bad guy even though we have not gotten along much. I know a lot of people like him. I like Dane a whole lot, I think he brings a lot to this board but the whole million dollars thing is silly. There is room for being TIC when referring to bets. It is pretty clear when a real bet is made.

Maybe we can turn this into a thread of positivity. :-)

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:grr:

god you make me sick!!!



:D

Hey, i tried!

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only a little over 650 posts too late...

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Thank god i'm a open book
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I just want to chime in before this thread goes to the HOC

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Like right now i admit i like tall girls
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Mods shouldn't enforce personal bets. Bets are between men, not men and mods.

you take alot of this shit on you pretty serious, btw...

Holy shitballs of fire...this thread exploded like Hooties mom when you give her a shocker using bombpops


So many comments...

playing this game with more than one player and you'll have to deal with a slight pause when they die...which in mid-air is very annoying

ROFL

thats a pretty big claim there. If thats the truth then she should have went to the police. There is no grey area.

GLAD im not the only one who remembers this

"You shall have no other Mods before me."

....too bad that open book is in the library of shortcomings and epic failures

"Raised on Riots is the Most Spineless, Nutless, Bet Welching Coward on this Board"

When did gochiefs lose the title? Oh well I guess due to the ban he got it back~

you and mecca should hang out and tell each other stories of your intraweb girlfriends

Whut?...

It's true...

I learned that freshmen year...

If you and a girl get drunk together, have CONSENSUAL sex, even if she acknowledges that it was consensual at the time...and then she wakes up and feels as if she's made some mistake and maybe the alcohol caused her to consent and that maybe it was the guy who was the aggressor and she decides she was in no shape to actually consent to sex...she can cry rape and technically it would be rape.

Now if I'm too drunk and some SOBER girl that I have no desire in is the aggressor and I consent to sex with her when I'm wasted...I can't claim she raped me...that would never hold up.

especially since a can of de-icer for locks is only a dollar....

It's true...

Some dude got 10 years for having consensual sex with a drunk girl...

If she plays the "I was too drunk to consent" card...she can charge you with rape, and she can win...even if she admits she consented.

yeah maybe we could have drove to the store and bought some of that...oh wait the doors were frozen locked...

"The next time you have a thought... let it go" /Ron White

Prove that.

Agreed some girl wanting to have sex with you so bad she got you drunk would never hold up, I would have a hard time buying a girl wanting to have sex with you at all~

So you're saying that a woman is no longer responsible for her actions if drunk or drugged up?

Nein...

I guess I could look that up but I literally sat in a class my Freshmen year and listened to some police woman tell us about rape laws since I went to a college that has a 4:1 chick to dude ratio and is known for having some of the sluttiest, easiest girls on the planet.

I'm telling you what I was told...I'm not making this shit up...I guess I'll try and google it...

theres these things called pockets. Sometimes "pockets" are sewn on a type of clothing called "jeans". I dont want to go in depth here and confuse you, but word on the street is that you can put items like car keys, breath spray, and de-icer in these "pockets".

Might be a good idea.

here's a quick google search from 2007:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...soon-rape.html

I've never looked into it...

I know that, in 2004, I sat in a class with 30 other freshmen and was told of a story about a 19 year old guy at ISU who was convicted of rape for having consensual sex with a drunk girl who played the card that she was too drunk to consent even though she did consent and felt she was raped...and he was sentenced to 10 years.

yeah dude I'll make sure to carry some de-icer, a pocket knife, a survival kit, some pre-cooked bacon, a flash drive, a mini bible, and a deck of playing cards in my pockets at all times from now on.

I bet if we did a poll 99% of Chiefsplanet carries de-icer in their pockets at all times...damn me for being that other 1%!

I know that the article you quoted 1) is from England and 2) states what might be illegal in the future...

basically after reading through some of the rape laws...

if she is TOO drunk, she can't consent, and it is rape...even if the guy is TOO drunk as well.

So lets say you get hammered with a girl...she has sex with you...maybe she's even on top the whole time while you lay with your hands behind your head and just enjoy the show...

The next day she forgets she had sex...but knows she had sex because she can feel the fact she had sex but doesn't remember it because she was too drunk...and decides to call foul...

If she presses charges, she can play the "I was TOO drunk to consent!" card and you will get arrested and you will be booked and if you play the same card it is not a defense and you will go to prison for rape.

who said at all times. any normal person from "Normal, IL" would have some kind of backup plan other than pissing on the outside of the lock...unless someone was using a piece of wire or a stick to keep the lock covering open allowing the piss to get inside the lock and thus warming the lock up enough to allow the key to open the car lock.

maybe you are nervous that the three inch canister of de-icer will make it look like you have a bigger package

Bwaaa haaa haaa!!!ROFL

Rausch...buddy...do a google search yourself.

If a girl is too drunk, it falls on the guy, no matter what...even if they are in the same boat.

GOOGLE is your friend...

If she is too drunk to knowingly consent, it is rape, even if the guy is in the same boat.

Its interesting to see how people come down regarding the responsibility to honor a bet no matter whether you like the terms or not.
My dad is going on 63 but if he ever found out I tried to pull what RoR did he'd grab me up and shake me. And rightly so.
Is now a good time to say I have a bet with someone on this board regarding the respecitve W-L records of our teams and they need to step forward and pay up?