The RIAA sued CoMo for his taste in downloaded music.

CoMo told Neville Chamberlain that now they had achieved "Peace in our time".

CoMo encouraged John Lennon to say the Beatles were bigger than Jesus and introduced him to Yoko Ono, BUT CoMo discouraged him from putting a restraining order on Mark Chapman.

When Lincoln asked for suggestions on plays to see, CoMo said "Our American Cousin."

CoMo invested in Enron.

CoMo thought the cattle trains from Chicago wouldn't stop until they hit Leavenworth.

"The Majestic Steakhouse is gone forever!" -CoMo

CoMo informed Bush that Iraq had Weapons of Mass destruction.

(Thats probably a repost) =P

CoMo set up Phil Hartman and his wife.

CoMo told Churchill to give up.

CoMo told Andrea Yates that a woman on "Law & Order" drowned her kids in a bathtub.

"Mary's pregnant, Joseph! She's obviously cheating on you!" -CoMo (4 BC)

CoMo thought it was a good idea for Marty McFly to buy an almanac from the future.

Come on now, that was an excellent idea. If he wasn't such a dumbass he would have taken advantage of that almanac.

Great, another Future Almanac apologist.

Armageddon was also a pretty good movie, but that got slammed just the same.

Are you saying you would not be tempted by a Grey's Sports Almanac at your future thrift store?

Definitely. But BiffCoMo would have caused the exact opposite effect.

This is big...

Oh shit.

Well, that's all been a big waste of time. ****.

P.S - Slayer helped this thread regain it's burst.

CoMo gave the green light to 'Caddyshack II".

CoMo advised LJ to hit the club scene early and often.

CoMo told Vince Neil and Razzle to go get more beer.

ROFL

CoMo made Greedo shoot first.

Como came up with the AOL/Time Warner merger after seeing a special sauce "image" on his McDonalds napkin.

G.W. aked Como for advice on what the banner should say, CoMo quickly replied with, "Mission Accomplished."
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CoMo told Little Bill to "Go ahead and beat Ned to death, what's the worst that could happen?"
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After game 1, Como picked the Magic in 5 in the 1995 NBA Finals.

CoMo told a couple of guys in Wyoming that a kid named Matthew Sheppard wanted to suck them off.


.......................................I'm going to hell.

Como encouraged Doyle Hargraves to "be himself and not take no lip off of no womern folk."

ROFL LMAO

Wow... I'd rep you for this but unfortunately, CoMo made it so I can't rep via cell phone.
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I think that's my 2nd post that killed this thread. What can I say? I'm a twisted ****.

CoMo uses the flute to skip Big World in mario 3

ROFLROFL

I thought mine was bad, (considered posting it, but didn't want to get struck by lightning LOL).

And no, I won't post it... it's in very bad taste. :evil:

CoMo owns 2 Chris Gaines albums

CoMo enrolled Nawaf al-Hazmi and Khalid al-Mihdhar in flight school.

CoMo predicted that "Sizzlean" would replace bacon.

CoMo refused to shoot the dog in duck hunt

CoMo can only get past 3 beeps in Simon

CoMo told Whitlock to go on a diet.

CoMo invited Hootie to chiefsplanet.

CoMo was the real holder for Ray Finkle.

more fail

LMAO I heard he told Mangino to do that. :shrug:

CoMo lets kids play with lawn darts

I dunno... I think that a lot of people agree with that.
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CoMo is Steve Bartman

CoMo wrote "Everybody Hurts" for REM.

CoMo acted as counsel to Rafael Palmiero and Mark McGuire during the Congressional Steroids Hearing.

ROR loses the game.

CoMo liked the ending for no country for old men

CoMo said Pete Carrol would retire at USC.

CoMo shaved tom selleck's mustache

CoMo told Zach he had good taste in music.

CoMo didn't want this thread in the Hall of Classics.

Como thought up your new user ID

No one has ever given Como a penny for his thoughts.

CoMo told wild1 to enter the world of stand-up comedy.

CoMo is the sole reason why Clathan keeps going limp.


(sorry if repost)

Count on Raised On Riots to not understand...be bad at...and proceed to fail at such a good thread.

CoMo thought the Dual Drive tanks were a great idea and could withstand rough ocean currents.
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CoMo told Zach that his comprehension was beyond reproach, his humor timeless, and his memory never selective.

CoMo: "Houston, we...meh, don't worry about it."

Como convinced Nebraska fans that Steve Pederson deserved a contract extension.

CoMo's t shirt

Git-r-done

Como thinks Larry the Cable Guy is hilarious and that he didn't used to be a 90's hack.

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This post is like Guillen hitting a cut-off man. Fail.

CoMo created New Coke and Crystal Pepsi

CoMo reposts jokes in his own thread.

Como told JFK, the Pope, and Franz Ferdinand that riding in open cars was completely safe.

the buttrice of windser

Not only that, someone noted that at least one of those had been mentioned prior to my post. Somebody with time on their hands should create a master list for the OP or a wiki that can be edited with new entries.

Err...

Como suggested that we NOT create a master list or a wiki that could be edited.

Whoa-ho-ho, who's this?

"How's it goin'?" -- That's the first thing I'll say to you.

what the hell LMAO

Take off your blouse and your underpants. And take a looook. 'Cuz here me and KG come naked out from the side hatch. With the oils and perfume and incense.