I got my varsity letter in basketball by playing the free throw machine at Dave and Busters.

Bullshit!!!! I lettered in tug o' war bitch. :grr:

Horrible arguments lately. Gymnasts and Syncronized Swimmers? Really? Hootie's owning you all even with his own hyperbole.

if you can be 1 of only 4 people at Dave in Busters in Dallas to ever break 50 like me...let me know

Mike Bibby got 48.

no
big
deal

Ok that is funny ROFL

I still don't know why he thought that was so awesome

Orly? :eek:

(of course I played every day and did it CONSTANTLY to the point of near obsession)

because making 26 free throws in 40 seconds without missing is extremely difficult to do

1 of 4 in Dallas D&B history to hit over 50.

Bibby tried all night and got 48.

Of course it took me probably about 5000 tries as I was constantly in the 40-44 range. Mainly because I'd lose my call after I blew my rhythm halfway through with a miss...

shit was competitive; used to have epic battles with the only other guy on staff who could shoot

got me lots of 18 year old hostess vag

I think they are just egging him on and he doesn't see it.

Go Chiefs, once he hits 19 Free Throws in a row sneak up and yell STEVE PERRY at him, he'll miss for sure.

Yea shooting freethrows on a video game machine will do that for ya.
I used to get mad pussy playing competitive Mortal Kombat.

I can quote the entire movie of BASEketball. I've seen it probably 350 times.

a video game machine? It was actual free throws on an actual 10 foot rim. It wasn't like it was pop-a-shot.

(which is another game I excel at greatly...probably a top 5 percentile pop-a-shotter in the midwest)

Hootie you bitch.

You can't make 20 free throws in a row.

I'm talking my roommate into coming and being my spotter right now. I need to figure out where to find an indoor gym with a hoop since I don't want to do this outdoors.

Well I never worked there so I woudn't have any excuse to be hanging out and playing their free throw game every day. I'm sure Mike Bibby would have rather worked at D&B and mastered their arcade games instead of shooting real free throws.

Mike Bibby could have probably excelled in the NFL as well...probably not at Dave & Buster's, though.

Did you grope him while he was shooting?

Who's "you all"?

Scared that the wind or heat might affect your supreme athletic ability?

probably GloryDayz and MeatRock. They have yet to bring one solid counter argument to the table stating why they feel LeBron couldn't be a professional football player other than:

Chinese gymnastics
Synchronized swimming
cry to mommy
and...

you guessed it

He's gay.

I said supple hands.

yep yep yep

You can make any NFL team, that's for sure!

Ummmmmmm, maybe because he's scared to try! Maybe because he doesn't want to. The truth is, just because you COULD be, doesn't mean you will be. But like you, he'd have to take the first step and be willing to try. So far, something's preventing him.

I know, I know, he's making SOOOOOOOO much money in the NBA.......bla bla bla...

Lmao Jesus...

Something is preventing him? Yeah...dipshit...his quest to be the greatest basketball player ever...

Jesus Christ lol

That is not "all you've gotten.

what else did I get?

I, as well as three or four other posters, have given you a ton of reasons your hypothesis is flawed. You've ignored the points every time they've been posted.
I'll be honest with you, though. I'm completely bored by you and this topic, so you may or may not have noticed I've quit commenting on it since Sunday. So with that in mind, please understand I don't have the motivation to hold your hand through repeating things that have been said at least 4-5 times already.
I'm a little sorry I made the comment this afternoon, but I had a knee jerk reaction to you lying, again. My bad.

So Hootie can't make 20 free throws in a row....

What a little bitch...

I have better things to do with my time then go find a basket to shoot at when it is pouring rain on my one day off per week.

You can't do it...you're a liar and a phony.

Hootie...you're a liar.

A phony.

Your athletic talent is a fraud.

You can't make 20 FTs.

Would you two just **** and get it over with?

I'll suck Hootie's dick and piss on his back if he makes 20 FTs.

yawn

I have a life...the weather was awful on Thursday and in all honesty I was too hungover anyways. I literally lay in bed on my day off all day long.

at least give me some incentive to do it

I'll do it tomorrow and if I prove it to you via video you have to paypal me $50

And if you don't....I get $50? Plus our ban bet?

Nope. I just need to be paid to do something like that. Besides, you're so sure I can't do it it's not like it matters, right?

Oh sure, I'll pay you, as soon as you post the video.

so

if I successfully hit 20 free throws in a row on a 10 foot rim you'll paypal me $50 United States Dollars?

no loopholes

I post a video, I make 20 free throws in a row, I end it by saying "Clay is super gay." I post it. You paypal me $50.

You're on, Hootie.

Steal the show.

And no editing.

I will know if you edit anything.

I don't even know how to edit. I'm going to have my roommate film it with my smart phone.

OK, quit shit talking. Just do it. You have one week.

awesome

oh and I don't do bans so the bet will have to be a 1 week avatar bet or something (you know, besides the $50)

one week? that's sad.

av bet for the offseason...

You mean like spending countless hours arguing incessantly on the internet on whether or not NBA players can play in the NBA and that Tiger Woods is a better athlete than NFL players?

in fairness those conversations occurred while I was at work

Sounds good.

Has to be a ****ing regulation basketball too, hoser.

FROM THE REAL FREE THROW LINE

I think I would be at a distinct disadvantage with any other type of basketball...

LMAO

Hootie woke up this morning and thought "damn, don't know if I can make 20 free throws in a row...gonna put it off another day and try not to think about it...."

Nah I woke up at 6 AM and worked until 8 PM.

Literally the only day I'll be able to do this is Thursday. Draft day. I have a feeling I'm not going to be motivated. We'll see. Don't feel like losing my avatar due to laziness/being hungover. Maybe I'll stay in Wednesday.

20 in a row will be difficult.. Even for an above average free throw shooter.

The pressure's on, Hootie.

We all know your world-famous status as an elite athlete is on the line.

There's no defense. It's more like a surly art form, like figure skating.

You wont make 60%