You’re gonna cause exactly 0 blunt force trauma by thrusting a walking cane into a pit bull’s head. Have you ever felt how hard those ****ing thing’s skulls are? Lol.

You’re a dipshit.

Return it immediately and get a European walking stick.

I don’t want you blaming my ancestors when you inevitably get mauled by this vicious beast.

it's not a walking cane

it can shatter brick

They really do. He's the first one I've ever had and I'll never own another breed again.
Hell, before we had him I didnt even like having a dog in my home. Now I'm considering geting a second one.

So is the Pitbull LMAO

Yeah, wouldn't something like pepper spray work?
My cousin drives a Fedex truck around rural Missouri and he carries a taser for dogs.

So can a minor drop.

LMAO

That's a cinder block, you can just drop it and it will break. But by all means, rely on your new 2 inch penis extension. Maybe you can just show that video to the dog and it'll run away back home. LMAO

Might as well just go to Home Depot and buy a sledgehammer.
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he can't plan for this

https://i0.wp.com/harrysholsters.com...00%2C450&ssl=1

So many better options than ANYTHING made by Taurus.

Hey, Clay - In case you were self conscious about how this would look just wanted to let you know that I just saw a lady (guessing early 60s) walking through my neighborhood with a walking stick and I didn't think it looked that weird.

I have a Yorkie. He has a bad disposition. Probably worse than 99% of Pit Bulls out there. He’s more likely to snap at you. But he won’t rip your f*#%*ing face off. It’s like owning a lion. They are beautiful, and most of those bred in captivity are probably very tame. But you wouldn’t leave your toddler around one, now would you?

Clays being a stubborn idiot

An angry pitbull is 10X quicker than him, good luck trying to get a good two handed swing in on the lightning quick brute with that state of the art club! while trying to control your own dog at the same time

The two dogs will then go at it in a whirling dervish as Clay attempts to not beat the shit out of his own dog... its gonna end in disaster LMAO

Stand back and blind the bastard from 20-30 feet away with one hand ffs

Just step aside and let your lady's new boyfriend handle it before you get hurt

You're completely misreading the approach.

I only need one hand to thrust it forward for a skull shattering blow.

If that doesn't stop him he gets a bullet.

I will be honest with you. A stick isn't going to do shit to a pissed off pit.

When I was younger I thought I could take any dog 1 on 1 if it came down to life or death. Until one day when I was running one of my dogs and a pit mix came out of no where. Only reason it didn't get me was my dog saw it and tackled it before I even knew what was going on.

In the time it took that pit to recover, deal with my dog, and start coming back at me. I had kicked that damn thing with all my might straight in the head about 5 times. (I am not a little guy and was kicking it like my life depending on it) Didn't even phase the damn thing. Just circled around me like we I ****ing prey.

That's fine.

https://i0.wp.com/harrysholsters.com...00%2C450&ssl=1

This mother ****er is gonna **** up some flower pots!

I've had like dozens of flower pots charge me and I say "not today mother ****er pop pop!". Spider, snake, pothos, succulent, daisy.. I don't give a ****. #alpha #flowerpotkilla.

What about the smaller pieces of flower pots? Watch me hit that shit too! Bap bap! Say flower pot again, say it one more time!

Clay, its ok I carry an asp too.
Of course, the word is TOO.

Primed to kill.

Remember the movie gladiator when Commodus said "do you think I am scared of you Gladiator?" to which he replied "I think you were born scared" Born scared should be the title of this thread. Man killing his best friend because he is all scared of them. Pathetic

There's no reason for me not to kill a dog if it's threatening the life of my dog.

What a load of guilt tripping garbage, the stats say what they say... they can tear half your thigh off if they snap

I've been around them plenty, good and bad times... they're simply not a trustworthy breed IMHO

My little sister is absolutely terrified of dogs. She came for a visit and he was in her lap before she left. I had a 6 pound male chihuahua ( rescue) that was way meaner than this giant baby I’ve had since he was weaned. It’s 100% about how you raise them.

I’ll be honest. I disagree with the “it’s how you train them take”. I think that only minimizes the frequency of attacks… if you train them like the dog handler from South Park, I’m sure the attacks or occurrences of possible attacks minimizes substantially, but the issue here is that even a perfectly trained Pitt bull is still worse than most other breeds.

And I don’t think there is a lick of data to back that up.

LMAO

Okay.

Pittbulls kill 2 year old and 5 month old
 

He’s right. You can even raise alligators to swim with kids. All you have to do is raise them right and every built in potential danger and aggressive trait just melts away!

https://youtu.be/hJ_aQgKPjh0?si=7YsMFtqq_fTV6EYs

The AVMA or American Veterinary Medical Association conducted an in-depth literature review to analyze existing studies on dog bites and serious injuries. Their findings indicate that there is no single breed that stands out as the most dangerous.

According to their review, studies indicate breed is not a dependable marker or predictor of dangerous behavior in dogs. Better and more reliable indicators include owner behavior, training, sex, neuter status, dog’s location (urban vs. rural), and even varying ownership trends over the passing of time or geographic location.

https://www.mkplawgroup.com/dog-bite...0and%20Huskies.

just got ****ing charged by another monster because the ****ing moron owner can't keep the dog locked up

brandished my stick at it and it backed off but holy **** my adrenaline

buying my .38 tomorrow

Was this also a shitbull?

of course it was

i live in ****ing jurassic park

Shoulda bear sprayed it

i'm too scared shitless not to buy it now

I just bought this state of the art CLUB tho, bro!

That club just saved my life, bro.

You know they can smell fear.
Dogs too.

Ok fine, that still doesn't keep anyone from being perplexed why you wont simply go get some damn spray... you can safely and humanely keep them at a distance with one simple hand

Its a far better option than trying to club some whirling devil into submission, or pulling the snubnose and subjecting yourself to the vagaries of local gun laws

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can't be too careful

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Your own link shows that pit bulls are the most deadly dog by far. They cause six times as many fatalities as any other breed.

Two-thirds of all dog bite fatalities are caused by pit bulls.

Honestly that would really ****ing piss me off. But carrying a revolver is a terrible idea. Not only is it incredibly hard to hit a small target charging at you, but you are very likely to injure a bystander or damage someone's property.

If it were me, I would seriously think about carrying a KA-BAR. If that dog latches on to you or your dog, it's already too late for a gun. Hypothetically, of course.

Yes, mostly I'm concerned about starting a ****ing gunfight in the middle of the neighborhood because I shot someone's stupid dinosaur dog. Not wise.

I actually have one of those knives and that's a great idea.

Thoughts on this bear spray?

https://www.amazon.com/SABRE-FBAD-07...hlbWF0aWM&th=1

Update:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...f187d617&ei=30

A Utah woman who had leg amputated after dog attack has died, police say


TAYLORSVILLE, Utah (AP) — A 63-year-old Utah woman who had a leg amputated after being attacked by her son’s dogs in her yard in a Salt Lake City suburb last week has died.

The woman, whose name has not been released, died Monday, Taylorsville Police Lt. J. Fowler said Tuesday.

The woman called 911 on Oct. 31. Responding officers found her in her yard still surrounded by the adult male and female pit bulls and their five puppies.

Officers used pepper spray to drive them away so they could get over the fence, according to police.

The adult female dog then broke loose and police shot it, officers said. The remaining dogs were surrendered by the owner.

KA-BAR?

The Rambo knife lol

If someone was gonna start a gunfight because you shot their dog... trust, they are willing to start one whether you have one or not.

Haha nice. Might as well go for the machete

You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in postal warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke! In Raytown his job was to dispose of the mail. To deliver! Period! Win by attrition. Well Clay was the best.

Just another day in Fairlane.

https://615film.com/wp-content/uploa...hard3_04.0.jpg

Have you considered moving to a better neighborhood?

I doubt you've even read "The Post Office."

Bukowski was a ****'n warrior...

soon as i pay off the house ROFL

Maybe upgrade your own dog to several “guard” dogs :D

Excuses are like assholes..::

Maybe one with curbs.

To get to a shitbull deficient neighborhood you have to drop at least 300-350k

So pretty much moving on up means graduating from shitbull escapades to HOA Karen nightmares.

Better the devil you know than the one that you don't?

There's no winning. But you might not get your toddler shredded in one of those

Hammock's adventures trying to perform the simple act of walking his dog are almost worth having a YouTube show. Some kind of go-pro type set-up to start and go from there.

I don't know about that. I can shoot the dog.

Thats an outstanding idea, it would be a million dollar draw on youtube

He needs to get a ****ing cat.

True. Guess he would have to suck a lot of cocks to get a downpayment on that.

Yeah, but I've heard if you wear your bobo fett outfit they at least tip you 20.

Honestly hasn't been much of an issue until I changed routes.

I bet I could easily find a 600 sq foot crackerbox for 200k in waldo

ya boy strapped

https://i.imgur.com/ao178rz.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/r4AqLlL.jpg

Took a minute but you got there. This is an appropriate tool for your situation.

Did you actually order the stick?

stick's been here for a week

it saved my life bro

Just the idea of a one bedroom house repulses me. Don't talk about that stuff

If the shitbull is rendered defenseless from the bear spray it's your duty to take the murderer off the street by whatever means necessary.

hey man it was 2 bedrooms

If I buy the clay pots... will you film the stick's destructive power in your hands to confirm what they showed in the video?

Know which way the wind blows is all I can say. Also many municipalities bear spray is illegal, and nothing stronger than red pepper spray. Have no idea if KC or even JaCo allows it.

Midwest USA has a sale on walking cane swords. Run that bitch through!

https://www.midwayusa.com/product/1017270391?pid=953128

https://media.mwstatic.com/product-i...pg?imwidth=680

Cane sword is a terrible idea. I actually own one. But that takes two hands to extract the blade. I need to keep one hand on the leash.

I would think the unsheathing hand could handle both. Still though, if it can't then wearing a normal sword on a belt with a scabbard would work. Added benefit of nobody coming near you.

"doggie wanna go for walkies?"

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