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Actually, he wants me to call him a bundle of sticks and humiliate him while I do the job he can't, apparently. If I posted the entire chatlog you'd die laughing. These people are freaks. |
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That's not how you felt a few months ago.
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You have become quite the vile p.o.s. recently. Are you going to start posting pics of yourself and bragging about how chicks dig dudes with motorcycles? |
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Anyway, if she begs me, I might just cave. |
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If you didn't have the testicular fortitude to keep it up with a lone cougar, you are not nearly sexually astute enough to rip up a skank AND embarrass her significant other at the same time.
The irony is that you'd be the one laughed out of the room. Spare yourself. |
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Plus, he said he'd bring viagra. |
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But I have some shocking news for you: this bitch is going to be anything but tight. |
wine gives you a whiskey dick, and you wouldn't know a gaping giner.
That was just limbered up because you weren't the first cowboy at that rodeo that day. You're a douche and one of these days, one of these other internet-orgy Dbags is going to horse cock you in the shitter. |
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Get a list of references from them just to make sure you aren't going to be forced to fellate him while she holds a rusty razor to your nutsack.
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I guess I have almost firsthand knowledge. Apparently the current b/f knew when he would finally get "it". (Insert CP Poster: "First date, huh?") He asked a buddy if he had any little blue pills. Didn't want to disappoint me. No. His buddy was out. |
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Disappointment can happen after the first time, dude. Don't want her expecting the wonder schlong every time. By the way, that's a troubling conversation with mom. |
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Open mother/daughter relationship and she was way too classy to use the word jizz. |
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Hey, it's part of a food group. How cute... |
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In person?!? Why would anyone do that?
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You are not seriously thinking about doing this guy's wife while he watches are you?
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You should want no part of that.
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ROFL OMGWTFBBQSAUCE?!
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That guy must have a really small dick if Clayton's is double his size. LMAO
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Until you're about ready to stick it in his wife.....and you have a knife to your throat. That's why....but go ahead and do it anyways. I'm sure Athan can write an awesome obituary. |
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Donger thought my cougar was going to kill me, if you remember. :rolleyes: |
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errr...translation into English? |
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The funny thing is that I think a few of you really think some of what he is typing is real.
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You have a flare for fiction - that is for sure. |
PS - I'm meeting Ms. Anal Saturday.
She actually wanted it last night but she's downtown. Yes, that's right. A girl wanted me to **** her in the ass and I literally told her to wait a few days. Something is horribly, horribly wrong with me. |
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But I doubt you want that. |
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But most guys would be like "GO NOW, WALK THERE IF YOU HAVE TO!" |
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So I know you measured it so tell us |
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You gotta send it to her now GoChiefs. |
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You know my email addy. |
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Sorry. But if you're very, very resourceful, you might be able to locate some. |
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