OK, you know what? It's a lucky number.

LMAO

3???
Oh baby. :(

LMAO Yep

You're not supposed to measure from your balls, dumbass..............

Now, there's the truth about the size.

LMAO
LMAO

My lucky number is 3.


EDIT: Damn you Kat!

Three?

EDIT: Goddammit, you two...

Please.

I bet he says 7

7 is a lucky number.

So is 13.

Well we know it isn't 13 even though that is my lucky number

Well, there goes the 13...

I bet it is, big boy.

PS - I think I showed it to luv once. She probably has an unbiased opinion.

Do you think that the chances increase when you introduce a husband, or not?

My penis is just a shade under eight inches when fully angry. That's always bothered me.

If I had a match I'd burn this thread. GC is a worthless excuse for a man. This is alot like luv's, "woe is me, my ex ****ed me over regarding a car and I'm still starting threads about it." If GC or luv never started a thread again it would be too soon. They're two peas in a pod... lonely and homely.

I bet you would like to know ;)

Tell us how you really feel, Stewie.

LMAO

You've got it all figured out.


If you liked getting laid, it wouldnt have taken you close to 30 years to get back inside a vag.

Your wife complains about it alot to me too :D

You could be right. I guess we'll find out Saturday.

It may not be saturday, but you're destined to be pistol whipped and have your shit pushed in at some point.

Iowanian just can't live in a world with heathen swinger folk.

That's not a surprise. She's getting nasty in her old age.

I didn't need the internet or almost 30 years to figure out how to make things happen that you lie about on the internet.

I wish you'd have paid attention to any of the solid advice given to you in the past 5-6 years.

I wish you had the capacity to put this much effort into finding a healthy relationship.

Wait a sec, are you trying to tell us that finding some chick on the intrawebtubes, and ****ing her in the ass while her husband watches is not healthy for a 27 yr old guy who recently lost his cherry? Dude, wtf?

I don't know about that I only get her good side

Don't forget claiming to be hung like a horse, then the first pussy he sticks it in, goes limp because he says it's too loose.

Yeah that is just unbelievable to me.

My first time was nothing to write home about. it lasted all of about 45 seconds

You fonud the anal chick on the same AFF site ?

LMAO LMAO

lol

I haven't lied about a thing in this thread.

Not one thing.

Whoa, you have them confused, my friend. Ass girl is a different female.

I am pretty sure Saturday is going to be my "real" first time.

She's 26. And I ain't drinking a drop of alcohol.

OK, I lied. But luv is like my sounding board. I bounce things off her.

Heh heh.

Jesus clay, when katipan asks to see your wang, you don't say "no", you say "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."

****ing amateurs.



Although maybe that's a bad idea. Hers is probably bigger.

I'm not really a fan of looking at female genitalia for some reason.

Ass girl sent me like five pictures of hers and my response was "eh...got any pictures of you in tight jeans?"

LMAO Blunt.

Wow.

From, "I can't get laid to save my life." To, "People seek me out because of my impressive man cock."

LMAO. Yeah...someone's selling, but I'm not buying.

I wouldn't say they seek me out. But they're looking, browsing around, and something happens to catch their attention. Then I get an e-mail.

If that were true, you'd have done shot your wad at least once already. But you haven't.

This is my last piece of earnest advice in this thread, perhaps ever, but definitely for now:

You're willingly putting yourself in all sorts of potentially terrible situations. You should be smarter than this.

These threads get so much play b/c it's like watching an impressive accident in super slow-mo. Wake the **** up.

Now, I'll return to the occasional snarky posts that I prefer to author.

So what are some good websites out there for dating?

I didn't say my inbox was flooded. Jeez.

Actually, I'm not. I always meet in public first.

If you just want to get laid Adult FriendFinder is the best.

My point, exactly.

But beneath all the bullshit you are.

Gochiefs, you have a date with your palm.

You're just a fraidy cat. Besides, the potentially dangerous ones are fairly obvious.

Buh-HURN.

Well, at least I didn't go limp the second time.

Phew.

did her box shrink?
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Nope. Fortunately her throat got me pretty close to the edge.

was it weird? could you feel her orgasms?

i wanna be a boy for a few hours.
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You can. This is just my experience, but generally as it approaches the vagina gets a little warmer, wetter, and the woman gets deeper (ie can fit more in, and wants to). Then when it hits she'll clamp down on you like an alligator clip. A few (but not all) of the women I've been with came, which was basically a marked increase in wetness, all of them tightened up their entire body. And they all went red over much of their body, including my ex-wife (who was african american...). They had this mixed look of pain and pleasure on their face.

It's very hard not to lose it yourself when all that happens.

You can feel an orgasm inside of their ass, as well. So I've heard. Cough.

I would think it would be hard to fake with a guy who knows what to look for. If your vagina doesn't redden and engorge, it would kind of be a giveaway that you're not excited enough to actually orgasm. And while I know you're accomplished with your kegels, I think it would be hard to accurately simulate the constriction at climax. Although it's probably doable. The body going rigid and the facial expression could be faked, obviously.

Great, now I'm horny. Internet don't fail me now.

No (it was not weird). I was sitting here about to nerd off in some way at 3am, and suddenly she IM'd me. It was a 3am booty IM.

So I run over there, go in the door, slam her up against the wall and in a few minutes I was ****ing her throat. Then we moved to the couch, etc, etc, etc, SPOOGE.

Then I assisted her in the process of getting herself off and yes, it was pretty obvious when she was having an orgasm.

Then we watched the last 20 minutes of Wanted.

:evil:
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Wtf. Did Clay get some??
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I got some more.

Congratulations, you're now enjoying a part of your life that should have happened 10 years ago. My advice to you, now that you've throughly experienced it and the pussy is no longer on a pedostal...
Go out and meet some nice girls and have fun. Please don't procreate though.
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I dunno, dude. Girls aren't really that much fun for me outside of sex. I think I'm broken.

Justice = Helen Keller...

"This is the dawning of the age of aquarius, the age of aquarius.........aquarius...aquarius."
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You haven't spent time with any except your sister.

You'll find one that you like. Trust me. When you do, you'll know. I know you're not near the douchebag you portray on this site. If you were, I'd say it was hopeless. :)

I've been with my wife for 15 years now and we still find out new and interesting stuff about one another every so often. The sex is dynamite too. Giggity...

BRB
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A couple hours doesn't count?

Boom. Zing!!!

Luv, did you see where I defending your honor against the douchbag nurse?
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I've often wondered that, too.

Really?

Ya' think?...

I put her on ignore and didn't go back to the thread. Thank you, but there's really no need for anyone to defend me against her. Like she could do any harm. She's a troll.

Lesbians are in. Sometimes I think it might be fun to be a woman and get all the women I want.
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Oh yeah, this reminded me. Cougar wants another woman to join us next time. She's a kinky one I guess. Lucky me. :LOL:

I don't think that having more than 1 woman for over 30 minutes would ever be fun.

NEVER...

A troll that's a douchebag and a bad nurse. and a reerun.
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Claythan? Is that you?
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Maybe if you had two peckers.

This can't be real.

"Tech support! TECH SUPPORT!1!"

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HJrGkCIwYO...la_sky_007.jpg

As well as a limitless credit card and no ears...

Make that 90 minutes and I'm with you.

There's only so much 'one on my face, one on my dick' a guy can take.