Where's the pic?

In my e-mail.

She's horny. Hit it! Its not like you can knock her up...:D

You know the ****ing rules here! :)

Oh, hell. Here. Look at that flamer. Sunk my battleship!

http://i25.tinypic.com/ak8qs6.jpg

So? He probably used one of his "toe-nail-painting-party" girlfriends pictures to lure you.

He wants your ass!

LMAO

LMAO

Nothing worse than losing a girl to a gay guy.

LMAO

LMAO

I considered that, but he's not trying very hard if that's the case.

Did she swallow?

NO WAY He got that formal of a date in less than a couple of days.
You've been bamboozled by both of them.

By the looks of the picture, he was really hoping you'd whiten his teeth. :D

They were in cahoots (somehow) from the beginning. How'd he get a picture so fast to you?

Or he was just using a friends picture to meet you and see if you were suck-worthy.

Yup!

Dude the girl was LOOKING TO GIVE HEAD on CRAIGSLIST.

Maybe it was him that was looking?

Sounds like a classy lady.

:clap: Of course it was.:clap:

Once GC didn't seem interested in male gums, the guy decided to move on and took his girl friends pictures with him.

What better way to get GC to end the whole thing, than to tell him she decided to suck the gay guy off instead?

She's cute. He who hesitates masturbates...:D

that dude def likes the wang

This. I bet.ROFL

that chick looks almost like a girl i dated a few years ago hmmm

how was the head?


I can't imagine why any women (who doesn't look like a morlock) would cruise craigslist for dicks to suck. they aren't exactly the cup of christ or anything.

Maybe she didn't feel like going out?

Maybe she was bored and wanted to mind **** a socially-awkward internet predator with no game.

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Hmmmm...gay receptionist claims to be texting girl for me now...trying to hook me up...the plot thickens.

no. no it doesn't.

He claims she asked him if I "looked good."

He said "totally."

Hey gochiefs, instead of having some gay guy text some chick, call her up ask her out and physically meet her.

They're going to roofie your ass so da boy can have his way with your mouf and brown star.

Too scary. Might involve touching at some point.
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Doesn't want to give me her phone #.

Pull down her pants insert ur wang pump hard ... Isn't that easy now GC ..

this

surprise butt sechs

Claythan on his recent internet date with Niko.

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Sweet. So I found this HOT 21-year old who literally lives in the same neighborhood as I do.

She's meeting me at the gym tonight for a woodland blowjob.

****ing AMAZING.

Pics if you want 'em (PM only)

We should just rename this thread "Dear Penthouse...."

Be sure to take her to your house and show her your room.

It's pretty cool bro. I'm going to get dozens of blowjobs this year.

Mood: STOKED

FYP

Getting dozens of blowjobs a year as opposed to ****ing chicks is like Roger Dorn leading his team in foul tips.

Not if you don't keep her properly inflated!

I'm gonna **** her, too. Don't fret.

Blowjobs are a little more convenient, though.

Send 'em.

Alright gentlemen. You deserve this.

Smells like a dude again. You're gonna be wandering around again while jr. high kids take your picture and laugh at you.

Oh please. :rolleyes:

If I wanted to kill someone, I bet the easiest way would be to pose as a dick-loving hottie on the internet and tell some loser virgin to meet me in the woods.

We're not meeting in the woods. We're meeting at the gym.

I'm sure her hulk of a boyfriend will be waiting in the woods to anally rape me.

I take it GoChiefs has never seen Deliverance?

For a ghey.

That's exactly what the conversations on To Catch a Predator sound like.

I know. I love slutty internet chicks.

Where do you meet these chicks? I wish the Internet existed when I was growing up and single

I wish I could deep throat. I have horrible gag reflexes.


There that should warrant no one on here hitting on me (not like they have before now anyway).

Adult Friend Finder FTW!!!

The best part was she came on to me. So nice.

You just need some more practice. I'm available if needed. :D

I think deep throating is slightly overrated.

Damn so that site is that good and easy?

It's easy if you're attractive.

I had no luck when I was 250 pounds.

And then you sent a picture of yourself right? You know, because you are a tool. OOOOH ZING!

Losing weight didn't make you attractive.

How many times do I have to tell you? Your opinion doesn't count. Only the opinion of the girls who find me attractive.

I think that's the coolest thing I've ever seen you say.

Deep throating isn't shit........as long as you're good at giving head.

That's true. The only part that really counts in a good blow job is what you do with the first 2 inches.

Having no luck at 250 was a result of how attractive you saw yourself to be, not because of anything anybody else thought. 'course, you're every bit as narcissistic now as you were then, albeit in a different way, but with some time the pendulum will settle to the center and you'll just be comfortable being you.

Only if all you've got is 2.

I disagree completely.

No girls were giving me attention.

I don't know, maybe I've received terrible blow jobs. All I know are the best ones were the ones that knew what to do with the tip.

That's all a matter of how you carry yourself. Women in general are less concerned with looks than guys. Women 'give you attention' because they like you, and that's hard for them to do when you don't like you.

At least that's what I've been told. Not having internal genitalia myself I can't directly verify.

I've got a tattoo on mine that, right at first says "Eat at Joe's". But as you proceed you see it says "Eat at Joe's Bar and Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico".

My psycho weighed anywhere from 280 - 325 and slept with a reeruned amount of women. Way over 100.

Girls can get over extra weight. Far easier than guys can. We still have to be able to talk to you without wanting to shove screwdrivers into your ears.

He's talking Internet profiles, you're talking real life.

Bullshit.

Would you be surprised to know that guys are different?

I've HEARD of guys out there that love the swirling of the tongue at the base of the shaft while encased in the velvety softness that is a mouth.

Same goes for the vice versa. Still learning that lesson.

Honestly, you are way less attractive to me as a potential sex partner now than you ever were 4 years ago.

And I've seen your pretty penis.

LMAO I can honestly say I've never considered that guys may like their blow jobs differently than I do. Although your description sounds delectable.

Makes you wonder about the way your pussy was eaten before you started eating it, huh...

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