Well, I think we're thinking about Buffalo Wild Wings in OP. To start. Maybe. I don't even know yet, but we'll probably be in OP. Whoever else reads this is invited, too.

You guys always have fun out there, and I'm stuck in this ****ing state...

Ok well we'll see if I have anything to do or not...and no one better cut off my ponytail.

That's the kind of mind-set you go with when you're terrified of rejection. Self-confidence needs a little more work.

God, a preseason game?

Lame.

Gee, ANOTHER person who has met me ONCE who thinks she really knows what I'm like.

:D I'd drive all the way from Ohio to do that...

No, going out AFTER probably half of the game.

I wouldn't say I'm terrified.

The feeling is that hitting on a chick in public, one with whom I have never previously conversed, is rather creepy. It just doesn't feel right to me.

Now if the lady attempts to strike up a conversation, certainly I will not clam up.

But cold opening? Not my style.

Oh please. Even back then, you acted as though I wasn't important enough to take up too much of your precious time.

Nope.

Chatting/texting back and forth with a chick you don't know and arranging to meet for teh sex is creepy.

I was going into the game. Stop this mock outrage at an event that happened two years ago. It's silly.

No, that's kinky. It feels so right.

WTF? You brought it up.

And you pretended like it meant something.

Whatever you say.

Dude, I don't get it. I meet women from dating sites quite a bit lately. I don't meet them for casual sex, I try to get to know them a bit before I try anything. Why don't you do that? Whats wrong with dating someone, or 2 even...

That requires effort.

Clay and I have completely different ideals on the kind of women we like I can see that...

I could, but I don't like to drive. A cute chick that lives downtown invited me out a few weeks ago but...downtown...yeeesh.

Local girls are better. I found a couple, don't worry.

This was out of left field. What do you mean?

I'd say you're either scared to try for something serious, or you just don't want it, because you're pulling every wishy-washy excuse there is out of the book.

You like easy with no work no effort...

My thought is if some girl I've never met before is just gonna throw it up like that why the **** would I ever wanna date her?

He's not looking to date anyone.

I don't really think that deeply when it comes to women.

Just shove some tits in my face, thanks.

It's not wishy washy.

I ****ing HATE downtown.

That's why I was sooooo pissed when Asperger's chick bailed on me. She was right down the road.

Well that's a problem, you should probably be maturing to some degree.

THE FIRST DATE OF MY LIFE WAS LAST AUGUST.

What do you ****ing expect?

WTF? You exercise and run all the time, but you can't drive across town. I'm currently dating 2 women. One lives 40 miles N of me in Cleveland, and the other lives 30 miles S of me, below Canton. I see each of them at least once a week.

Where is there any correlation?

That'd be pure agony.

It takes far less effort to drive.

Not in my opinion.

Driving 40 miles is a time sink. If I'm driving that far I better be getting laid.

Do you make them chip in for gas?

Duh. If you find a good one, she'll at least meet you half way.

No, they're supplying the vagina, so I'm OK to spring for a gas. And like I just mentioned, sometimes they split the difference on driving...

Of course, of course.

I forgot the basic mathematical formula of:

Vagina > Gas $

40 minutes had definitely better = ass

Mecca, Mecca, Mecca.

With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.

Is better than sex. If I could just get blow jobs from hot chicks all day, I wouldn't have sex ever again. What is better than reclining back, watching sports center, eating a steak and having a chick suck you off? I can't think of anything.

BWillie is now validating everything I have said in this thread. God bless BWillie.

Oral is only more enjoyable because of the psychological dynamic: the whole point is that someone else is doing something ONLY to please you, they really don't get much out of it themselves.

The only thing worse than dating 2 women at the same time is dating one hateful bitch that stutters...

**** no.. If you would rather have blowjobs instead of sex there is something wrong with the both of you.. But you do have a fetish for penis so there might be something in that..

"IT'S ALL ABOUT ME..."

I think it is safe to say Gochiefs does not really want to expand and become an adult.. He wants everything to fall into his lap.. Or take chances with craiglist adds and internet hookups.. And Gochiefs I don't think you will get raped on one of these internet/craiglist hookups but there is a chance of you getting mugged.. Take the advice people are giving you.. You lost weight to feel better about yourself, now go get a friend and be social and you grow again..

It will probably be another year before he learns this..

Honestly if he just got a bestfriend he would not have these problems in social awkwardness..

Shit the sex could be all about you also.. It is strange that people like just blowjobs over sex.. That is like saying I just want the cranberry sauce only during thanksgiving dinner..

Maybe during dinner, but a late night raid of the fridge is always fun.

You know what is really funny? Watching Piggy get pissed off because some chic that is flaky enough to put her pussy for sale on AFF, agree to meet him for an encounter...decides that he might be too creepy and blow him off.

I can still hear the teenagers giggling in the bushes while taking your picture.

I'm coming through spring friday night on my way shopping and thought if you need a blowjob, my offer still stands.

You are about the hottest guy on the net that I have seen. You have the most beautiful cock and I'd sure love to lay you down and take your cock into my mouth and give you a wonderful blow job.
you cock may be to large for me to completely swallow, but I will certainly try my best and I will swallow your load.

You are one more hot man so if you really need to get off, let me help you out, you are a cock to die for.

gary

43 year old bi male no drugs, non smoker, non drinker, very very clean

I'll check my mail by 5 friday evening and if you want me to suck you dry, leave me a phone number and/or directions

sounds like this one is a winner.

Well, you said you like blow jobs better than sex

Dude that guy flatters me. I always respond to his e-mails with at least a thank you.

He's probably the coolest gay internet stalker I've met.

LOL

You're enjoying that attention an awful lot. NTTAWWT.

I'm not a homophobe. If another pile of carbon finds my pile of carbon attractive, it's flattering.

frankly it's revolting.

If you want to be a homophobe that's your business.

I'm not a homophobe either, but a gay man telling me I'm attractive would mean about as much to me as a 450-pound girl telling me I look like a chippendale dancer. I'd be apathetic at best, and I certainly wouldn't be posting about it.

Then again, I wouldn't post about a 100-pound girl wanting me, either. I'm not that desperate for attention.

You're just afraid of the people laughing at you for getting shot down in public.

Just out of curiosity, do you use a condom?

Seriously.

If you are meeting chicks who will **** you over a texting session, you really should be using a condom.

are you going to pretend you're sexually confused to garner sympathy now?

You're strange, troll.

I was revolted by you and this person and other degenerates arranging for sex acts in such ways, as though it were a trade of baseball cards or a drug deal. It has nothing to do with his or your sexuality. Perhaps you should take a cue from the other thread... and the fellow who is not here, because he's out with a woman

Who would actually want to be seen OUT with a woman? Jeez...I'd rather just go over to their place and ****.

But you have never actually finished the deed though yet have you?? There is always something wrong with her?? Like a grown woman's vagina was to big for you??

You clearly didn't read this thread carefully enough.

Shit no, This is page 100 for me right now..

If you go fishing for trout on craigslist you're bound to land a sucker every once in a while.

What are you afraid of?

rejection I am sure... like what we saw in the previous incident

He should be used to it by now

I think that's probably exactly what happened for him. You should try acting like a decent human being once in a while, maybe things would turn around for you.

I'd be willing to bet that GoChiefs is a very good actor.

He can't even act normal on the internet. No, I don't think so.

Heh.

One has to wonder, in the face of rejection in such a pathetic scenario as played out the other day, why he would post such a thing online? Most people would not be describing online their trolling of the bottom of the barrel for such services to begin with, but even if they did, why would he not keep it to himself that he was rejected by her? It seems like attention-seeking to me.

You are new aren't you? Also you need to get out of DC more. If you were to look up the definition of attention whore gochiefs picture should appear there.

Well, there's not currently much i care about in the main area of the forum. I hope that changes as the season nears.