I can't wait for the SEC vs Big 12 All Star Game. Should be a good time!

A bit more relevant list...

AVERAGE ROUND TRIP MILES (AS CROW FLIES) TO ALL FOOTBALL CONFERENCE OPPONENTS (Membership as of 2015)

AVERAGE
1. MWC: 1,874
2. Sun Belt: 1,582
3. AAC: 1,512
4. CUSA: 1,368
5. PAC 12: 1,261
6. Big 12: 993
7. ACC: 893
8. Big Ten: 849
9. SEC: 836
10. MAC: 520
BIG 12
1. West Virginia: 2,017
2. Iowa State: 1,150
3. Texas Tech: 1,009
4. Texas: 981
5. Baylor: 883
6. Kansas State: 842
7. Kansas: 832
8. TCU: 796
9. Oklahoma: 710
10. Oklahoma State: 709
AAC
1. Connecticut: 1,917
2. Houston: 1,682
3. SMU: 1,662
4. Tulsa: 1,605
5. Temple: 1,583
6. South Florida: 1,488
7. Central Florida: 1,472
8. Navy: 1,456
9. Tulane: 1,382
10. East Carolina: 1,368
11. Cincinnati: 1,288
12. Memphis: 1,240
ACC
1. Miami: 1,627
2. Boston College: 1,419
3. Syracuse: 1,184
4. Florida State: 1,134
5. Louisville: 943
6. Georgia Tech: 862
7. Pittsburgh: 840
8. Clemson: 728
9. Virginia: 681
10. NC State: 634
11. Virginia Tech: 621
12. Duke: 616
13. North Carolina: 613
14. Wake Forest: 605
BIG TEN
1. Rutgers: 1,292
2. Nebraska: 1,268
3. Maryland: 1,120
4. Minnesota: 1,067
5. Penn State: 990
6. Iowa: 810
7. Wisconsin: 722
8. Ohio State: 709
9. Indiana: 688
10. Illinois: 663
11. Michigan: 660
12. Michigan State: 657
13. Northwestern: 626
14. Purdue: 618
CUSA
1. UTEP: 2,145
2. Florida International: 1,759
3. Florida Atlantic: 1,726
4. Marshall: 1,525
5. UTSA: 1,415
6. North Texas: 1,252
7. Rice: 1,197
8. Bowling Green: 1,196
9. Middle Tennessee: 1,122
10. UAB: 1,043
11. Louisiana Tech: 1,025
12. Southern Miss: 1,015
MAC
1. Massachusetts: 1,166
2. Northern Illinois: 696
3. Buffalo: 611
4. Central Michigan: 502
5. Ohio: 496
6. Miami, OH: 486
7. Ball State: 463
8. Western Michigan: 447
9. Kent State: 409
10. Akron: 402
11. Eastern Michigan: 374
12. Bowling Green: 355
13. Toledo: 354
MWC
1. Hawaii: 5,812
2. New Mexico: 1,664
3. Air Force: 1,635
4. Colorado State: 1,621
5. Wyoming: 1,614
6. San Diego State: 1,584
7. Boise State: 1,524
8. San Jose State: 1,512
9. Nevada: 1,401
10. Fresno State: 1,400
11. Utah State: 1,389
12. UNLV: 1,327
PAC 12
1. Colorado: 1,590
2. Arizona: 1,472
3. Washington: 1,464
4. Washington State: 1,327
5. Arizona State: 1,315
6. Oregon State: 1,229
7. Oregon: 1,193
8. Utah: 1,135
9. Southern Cal: 1,133
9. UCLA: 1,133
11. Stanford: 1,075
12. California: 1,070
SEC
1. Texas A&M: 1,286
2. Florida: 1,060
3. Missouri: 1,038
4. Arkansas: 984
5. South Carolina: 920
6. LSU: 904
7. Kentucky: 855
8. Tennessee: 731
9. Georgia: 726
10. Auburn: 667
11. Vanderbilt: 656
12. Mississippi: 640
13. Mississippi State: 621
14. Alabama: 609
SUN BELT
1. Idaho: 3,487
2. New Mexico State: 2,211
3. Appalachian State: 1,548
4. Texas State: 1,520
5. Georgia Southern: 1,498
6. Georgia State: 1,257
7. Louisiana-Lafayette: 1,205
8. Arkansas State: 1,192
9. Troy: 1,191
10. South Alabama: 1,173
11. Louisiana-Monroe: 1,125

EMAW playing a lot of home games. At 842 average miles, Currie probably has the team travelling on the Pembroke Country School Bluebird school bus.

Iowa State played in the Liberty Bowl last year because the SEC didn't have an 8th eligible team.

WVU must have some pretty rough travel bills.

...and proceeded to get trucked by the mighty Tulsa Golden Hurricane to finish 6-7. Big 12 fans, undeterred by the results on the field, still point to the fact that they had a bunch of teams qualify for shitty bowl games as evidence of conference superiority.

how much longer before this thing gets started

tired of waiting

Nailed what? That Oregon (higher Sagarin rating + 8 point favorite) would beat KSU? Stop the presses, you are an amazing analyst!


I found that 11-1 Florida (tie with Alabama for SEC regular season leader) got smashed by the Big Least's champ in the Sugar. That was funny. But I'm sure you predicted that one too. It must have proved the SEC was a joke at the top......right?

Same team we trucked week one, and our QB was sick. And we're gonna truck them again this year our third game.

How about aTm undressing the Sooners? That was a thorough ass kicking of the most successful program left in the Big 12.

So the Big East champ beat the SEC #3 by ten? Wow

The Big 12 didn't have a single impressive out of conference win all season. Not one.

Finally getting excited for college football. Huskers should be undefeated going into November.

College football is three days away. North Carolina at South Carolina on Thursday.

Saturday has Alabama at Virginia Tech, Georgia at Clemson, and LSU at TCU.

There are some things I can agree with Saul on and this is one of them. :)

if Saul was an Iowa State fan, he'd give Tulsa a Standing O when they came to Ames week 3.

Once I saw you agreed with me, I figured I needed to check my post for errors...and there were a few.

The Alabama and LSU games are neutral site games.

Everyone here is used to your posts being wrong.

It's really no big deal.

What is Sauls obsession with Wickedson and KU? Kinda creepy.

It's like I always post right before he does.

Your guess is as good as mine.

Pretty funny smack-down by a Mizzou fan towards a Kansas fan today:
http://tigerboard.com/boards/missour...ssage=11014002

Tiger board needs to ****ing realize it's not 1997. Bulletin board software has progressed just a little bit since the Clinton administration.

Should be? Does this mean you expect them to be 6-2 going into November instead?

Is this what you do all day?

No shit.

That's an embarrassing board.

What is Prison Bitch/bambi's obsession with Mizzou? Kinda creepy.

What do you make of the new rallying cry of MU fans?

This is pure insanity. This is happening right down? Why isn't Mizzou concentrating on who they are playing now a days?

What is the obsession with KU?

I imagine they are. If you're really that interested, there are plenty of articles detailing just that on PowerMizzou.

Yes. They should have beat Wisconsin there is no reason for losing to them and giving up 70 points. Look at their schedule its easy til November. Martinez should be in the heisman discussion.

Wasn't this directed toward a KU fan posting on a Mizzou board?

But yeah, I know you two have no obsession with Missouri whatsoever.

Can you even imagine talking smack with a Mizzou fan and breaking out "Hook Em Horns, Bitch!" I mean wow just......wow.

I broke into ex-boyfriend's house and started shitting on the rug, and he started yelling at me. The whole time I was there, he did nothing but talk about me. Why is he so obsessed with me? /prison bitch

Anyone have any thoughts on the games this weekend? I haven't dug in yet, but a few that interest me are:

South Carolina -12 vs North Carolina

Utah State +2 at Utah

Vandy +3 vs Ole Miss

SMU +6 vs Texas Tech

Cincinnati -10.5 vs Purdue

Toledo +24 at Florida

Virginia Tech +20 (n) Alabama

Clemson +2 vs Georgia

Boise St. +3.5 at Washington

Back to football I think it's freaking nuts that the NCAA is just now getting around to interviewing Manziel. This sucks for A&M trying to prepare for a game with a starting QB who might not be eligible.

The standing O for Bammy was laughable enough for your fanbase. Yeah I laughed. But using "Roll Tide!" as a comeback? Might be a new low even for you guys.

Picks against the spread (not the winner)...

South Carolina -12 vs North Carolina

Utah State +2 at Utah

Vandy +3 vs Ole Miss

SMU +6 vs Texas Tech

Cincinnati -10.5 vs Purdue

Toledo +24 at Florida

Virginia Tech +20 (n) Alabama

Clemson +2 vs Georgia

Boise St. +3.5 at Washington

So that's five straight posts about Mizzou...

For this interested in Mizzou they're about to get slammed in this book.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ncaaf--...202143287.html

Nothing is a bigger slam than simply noting they are now hiding not just behind SEC schools on the gridiron, but even hiding behind their chants.

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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qy2-lpQxPU.../roll+tide.jpg

IMG continues to add to it's roster...

http://www.sportspromedia.com/news/i...raft_of_deals/

http://www.star-telegram.com/2013/08...#storylink=cpy

We are talking about seat cushion companies now?

We should be talking about how Gary Patterson popped off about LSU not suspending a player...and then turned around and decided to activate his own "suspended" player to go along with his QB straight out of the meth lab.

Fair is fair

Being a hypocrite yourself...I see how you can relate.

Please, Les Miles is a shitbag who tried to hide behind doing the right thing by letting his "team decide" whether or not to suspend Hill.

If that's how they want to play then go for it.

When Bambi starts barking out "Hook em Horns!" to Mizzou fans like yourself, then he will be hypocritical. So far I haven't seen him do that so where's the hypocrisy?

So Patterson's such a stand up guy he's willing to suspend players...as long as it doesn't cause his team to be at any kind of disadvantage.

Pretty much agree with these. I wouldn't touch that Bama vs VT line with real money though. Too big for me week 1 at a neutral site.

The guy hasn't played. You can dress and still be suspended. Happens all the time. We will have to wait til the game I suppose.

Agreed. I don't care how good Alabama is. That's a big spread for opening week.

Of course that means they'll win by 35 now. :)

Bammy's spread always seems big doesn't it?


http://www.joesportsfan.com/wp-conte...red-Shirt2.jpg

If I may interrupt all of bitch's Mizzou talk, the NCAA has suspended Johnny Manziel for the first half of the game against Rice.

ROFL

Wouldn't surprise me one bit if they did. But I'm sticking with points.

Is this the punishment for signing the autographs?

UT simply destroying Money Badger in this thread, lol

http://i1116.photobucket.com/albums/...ps0969a84a.jpg

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/show...otoshop-thread

Sic burn

They're as obsessed with Texas aTm as...well...you know.

lol, they didn't even make it a year...

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Painted stripes. Design shaved into his head. Missouri colored board shorts. Rain. Unorthodox dance moves. This is all sorts of mess. Alabama up 27-0, already covering in the second quarter.


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You talk about Mizzou more than any Mizzou fan I know. Move on with your life, dude. It's gone from amusing bitterness to just being sad to watch.

Your biggest rival left you behind. It sucks, but it's been over a year. Get over it. Win a game for once. You've got an exciting season ahead, and the Jayhawks get to test themselves against all of the marquee players in the Big 12...guys like ole whatshisname and that other dude...the one with the helmet and the haircut. It's an exciting time to be a Big 12 fan. You don't even have to worry about playing top level teams. Just beat a couple of the many, many mediocre teams on your schedule and wait for basketball to start.

He's trolling you and it works every time. That is the truly amusing part.

My fiancee and I went to visit my buddy and his wife in CoMo. She got a parking pass and tickets through her work for that game.

It started raining like 15 minutes before kick-off; so they opted to sit in the car until the storm passed. Then came the tsunami rain for like an hour. We listened to the game in the car and they eventually said **** it probably right about that point, and we left.

I was actually looking forward to seeing Bama in person a little bit; but the Tigers aren't my team and they weren't my tickets so I was fine with it.

I've got no problems with this. Dude looks like he's having fun.

You can't really troll me on this board. If I want to talk Mizzou, I just go to Power Mizzou. This dude spends his time on Mizzou boards.

He posts in Royals threads...and most Royals fans think he's an idiot. He's a conservative posting in DC...and most of the conservatives there think he's an idiot. He's a KU fan...and most of the KU fans think he's an idiot.

He's just a bizarre dude. He seems like a teenaged kid, but I'm pretty sure he's middle aged.

He does have an obsession with MU. And homosexuals.

Those are his staples.

He's been jilted by both, I suppose.

I think it's a good thing that Mizzou encourages their homosexual students to paint themselves in tiger stripes and dance in the rain at games their team is being absolutely bludgeoned in. It's a good sign of tolerance, I applaud them for it.

I get it. You're implying that the guy in the gif you posted is gay...leaving us, the readers, to infer that other Mizzou fans are also gay and, as such, are somehow inferior.

Sic burn, man. Well played.

kotter mult?

I don't think Kotter is a hard right conservative.

You never talk about mizWho. All you ever talk about is KU and the BigXII.

Or, you're always blathering on about the SEC, hanging on the nuts of any good team in that conference.

I don't blame you for not having anything to say about that pathetic program you're apparently a fan of, although I've never seen much other than the occasional comment assuring that you're a fan of theirs. I just enjoy pointing out what a hypocritical bitch you are about it.

As a typical MUron, please continue to carry on with your nonsense about others, while you act the same, if not worse.

I guess I didn't start the Mizzou thread....

Interesting methodology. Pretty cool.