You're outta his league. Dude's dropping skin like a corn snake.

Are you doing a diet like trimspa or something or are you just going at it yourself?

Just counting calories, taking a multi-vitamin, but not exercising enough. I should think about starting. :)

I would say that that is an Iowa thing but he's from SoCal

I wonder what a corn snake is, anyway? Is this something I should already know?

Is that an insult?

You just reminded me of Jay sitting in the back of the scooby doo van in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Just a harmless snake that still freaks me the hell out when I see one.

That whatever-it-is isn't thinking that snake is harmless.

Interesting.

Yeah, I'm on dialup. That did not load.

Does it have one eye? I've been warned about those one eyed snakes.

If you're talking about the little red x, I see it just fine.

If you rub those right they'll do anything you want. :p