a thread about me
 

since I've been here a few years, and I've never seen a birthday thread dedicated to me, I'm going to designate this thread as a countdown to said birthday

no matter how much people will get annoyed by my constant bumping of this thread, I will continue to update it with a countdown to my upcoming birthday

this way, when the actual day arrives, there might be at least one person who will dedicate a thread in honor of my birthday

as of right now, there is

7 days, 9 hours, 54 minutes until I'm 26 years old

Happy Birthday.

There, now I don't need to remember it.

I'm sure you'll be able to get a birthday spanking from many of the members here.

Happy early birthday Endelt!!!

See me. I am puking yellow. Go ahead feed off each other more. ROFL

You're 26?

I'm gonna stop feeling guilty about hitting on you now.

my birthday is first

I'm not 26 yet


7 days, 9 hours, 36 minutes until I'm 26

I don't know what you see in her anyway. Her face is too blurry.

Well, there goes another fantasy. 26?

If I didn't think Angel wasn't just the sweetest girl here, I'd use her thread to tell you how very much I'd love to see your nuts deep fat fried.

What is the ethnicity of the female in your avatar?

not yet

still got 7 days, 9 hours and 34 min to go

Well, yeah.

But the dirty, old man thing isn't linear. After 18, DOM fantasy strength decreases exponentially with the female's age.