Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE
 

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!

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And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

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Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

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The only thing that comes to mind is the way she brakes my truck..Geez, she'll go through a set of brake pads in a week!

I'm not married. And hopefully I never will be.

Don't sweat it.

I think that everyone here agrees that you should not marry or have children

I don't intend to. ROFL

So I guess everyone is happy.

I could add something to this thread, but I would very much like to wake up tomorrow and not have to do a search for my balls.

Because it is your fault for not bringing the gift home and telling her to wrap it. Then she wouldn't have lost it and it would be wrapped.

They're in a jar under the bathroom sink, next to the tampons. :D

Because she loves you. ROFLROFLROFL

Here's my favorite (and by favorite, I mean $#it that makes me want to go Scott Peterson):

Me: Hey honey, where you want to eat?

Her: Oh, I don't care. What do you feel like.

Me: Anything's fine with me.

Her: Whatever you want.

Me: Ok. How about Chinese?

Her: Ok.

*We get there and sit down to order*

Me: What do you feel like?

Her: Oh, whatever. I don't care.

Me: Well I heard (insert whatever dish here) was good.

Her: Ok.

*skip 20 minutes. She eats like 1/8th of her meal and pushes the plate away.*

Me: What's wrong?

Her: I already ate here twice this week, when we went to luch at work. I'm just kind of tired of chinese.

Me: WTF didn't you tell me that before we came here then?!?

Her: I don't know. You wanted to eat here.

Me: But if you're not going to eat the $3it what's the point?!? We could have gone somewhere else.

Her: Yeah.

Me: But if you know you're not going to eat it why....****! :cuss: :banghead:

Don't sweat it bro. I have a strong feeling that procreation will not be an issue for you.

Her: Because I can.

Well, I see you found yours then :D

Don't feel bad Tim. I have to go back out sometime tomorrow or Friday morning before all the stores close up for the day and get a couple more presents for the GF. And I don't have a fucking clue of what to get. She collects the Holiday Barbies so I picked up this years edition. She loves Tigger and collects Tigger shit. So I picked up a couple of fleese-sp sweatshits with Tigger on them. You don't want to buy the GF's domestic(Kitchen Appliances ect.) shit or they get pissed at you. Anybody got any ideas???:hmmm: