Forget Ty Law. I need a Job!
 

Ty Law shmy Law. He isnt the only one without work right now. Hey if any employer is looking for a young hard worker then im the person to talk to. I'll view all available offers and i will lower my price if the job is right.

can you cover Randy Moss?

ROFL

There is not one single defensive back in the league that can cover Randy Moss!

Other than covering Randy Moss, what are your skills?

so you're already making excuses...?

I dont like to puff myself up over my own skills. I just get the job done and i get it done right!

I guess the only other thing to ask is

WTF DO YOU DO?

is this code for "I'm a prostitute and will take it in the cornhole if necessary?"

Hence my question. Not that I am looking for that. I'm not ghey.

NTTAWWT

Tyton75--is this code for i'm a cocksucking, fartsniffing, little bitch, that picks the anal warts off his gay lover with his teeth. :cuss:

Have you tried Ticket sales?
You've got the perfect name for it. :hmmm:

Mike Tice?

Memegunt's Iranian husband needs a fluffer. $7/hr.

I guess that ends the requirement to interview for the $75K public Relations/marketing job I was going to offer you.