Seems we have had
 

an outbreak of rampant stupidity.

Either get back on track or some peoples heads will explode.

An outbreak? Seems like the Planet's usual background hum to me.

Are you new here?

TO threads coming shortly.

Me thinks Huard will be a big hit in the arena league........

WTF? Aren't you just happy to show up here and enjoy the atmosphere? Why would you want things to improve? That's just asinine.

Hunts dont pay taxes...
David freaking Carr?
Trade everybody and hire back Saunders?
Fire the whole staff.


Why not keep everyone and double salaries. Hunts can deduct more that way.

You're right. Time for a poop thread.

You raise an excellent point, Mr. HonestChieffan.

I think we should be concerning ourselves with the problem of spontaneous human combustion.

Principally, we can only pray that this strange and anomalous phenomenon doesn't move down the evolutionary chain to primates. There's nothing sadder than the prospect of watching a little monkey explode in a blazing ball of violent, intense flame for no good reason.

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I knew I could Count on you.

Im getting tinfoil out soon.


The sign for the week is "Sleeping Dogs Dont Bite"
Countersign is "and the snow is drifting"


Beware. And be afraid.

Its the offseason, its gonna be an EXPLOSION of fingerpointing, ill conceived threads/threats & quite possibly a Homicide or 2.

Get Ma & the chidrens to the storm cellar, its not blowing away ANYTIME soon.

However, if you make it through this Crucible, you will be invited to camp.

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Like it or not, the first time a monkey explodes in your face, all these problems will seem miniscule at best.

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Pondering a poll but someone stole it...will chiefs go further next year.

jeeze

Perhaps you could consider a poll based on the premise of which animal would you least like to see spontaneously combust in your immediate presence, Mr. HonestChieffan.

I'm betting that monkey would come in number one.

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