Own a laptop with wireless Internet?
 

I'd like to get someone to try an experimental poop thread. Some might call it "revolutionary". I'm thinking that rather than going and doing the deed, then coming back and describing it, we need to progress and change with the times.

So what I'm asking for is a play-by-play poop thread. Take the computer in with you and post your thoughts, feelings, smells, etc as the deed is being done.

As with all revolutionary change, this may not work out. As such please be aware that I am not responsible in any way, shape, or form for any distress or costs, real or emotional, that may arise from performing this act or any acts related to it.


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1. You must post before the first kid splashes down.

2. You must post between the first and last kid.

3. You must post between the last kid and wiping.

4. You must post between wiping and flushing.

5. You must summarize the experience post-flush.

I have a laptop with wireless. It's what I'm using now, and I have shit and posted before. Its fun.

Not pewping now so I cannot describe anything.

I'm posting... (plop)... still posting... (plop)

Sorry to inform you thats not very revolutionary, I was doing that 3 years ago.

You failed creative writing as a child, didn't you?

This concept alone makes me wish that I did indeed own a lap top with wireless internet.

Prove it.

Dammit. I just shit 20 minutes ago.

You got it, I've been in the crapper many times, but next time I will give you the description

I was going last night before I signed off, from like 11pm to 1130

You took a half hour s**t? You might want to have that looked at. But not by Goatcheeze, that would just be weird.

My digestive track is still processing supper, but it matters very little since I don't have wireless internet.

OMG :shake:

I had 3 heaping bowls of a tasty, as-of-yet-unnamed casserole my wife prepared for dinner.

It had taters, onions, hamburger, and no shortage of cheese. I have a feeling you can count on my participation priot to bedtime this evening.