So, it's not my MOST embarrassing moment....
 

but it's close.

My tomato plants are producing heavily and I'm eating 3-5 nice sized fruit per day. It had some unanticipated results at my mother's birthday dinner this evening.

I busted a little squeaky fart and became immediately horrified.
It was pretty obvious to most everybody at the table what misfortune had befallen me at that point. For the rest, they realized as I was walking to the little boy's room.

Fortunately, this dinner took place at my parents' home so I was able to swipe a pair of my old man's shorts.

I would not advise eating that many tomatoes, folks.

Maybe I should have taken this shart story to my grave?

ya sharted huh?

NICE!

Ugh, the walk of shame. Brutal. :shake:

We haven't had a good poop thread in a while.

shit happens

happens to everyone if you eat to much fruit. lol

did they make fun of you though? Them are the best laughs at misfortunes like that.

too bad you weren't in the Hot Tub.....

They had a good laugh about it at my expense. I'm guessing it will be the subject of much abuse at family events in the future as well.

LMAO you beat me to it.

wow...too much information

no too much information would have been if he said he liked doing it on womens chests after sex

Damn that is a truly gross thought.

LMAO There's a thread. Make the thought a reality. Slow mo. Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt. ROFL

Isn't that a paraphrase from "Not Another Teen Movie?"