Does anybody know...........
 

Why girls like boys? I understand why we like them. They are soft and pretty (well, some of them.) But guys are just ugly and smelly and just downright gross. Why do they like us?

You got me... I understand lesbians a lot more than I understand straight women.

Another question I've always wondered about: why would straight people want to do it in da butt?

I am not ugly, smelly, or downright gross, Mr. Skip Towne. Therefore, your question is ... MOOT!!!

FAX

Because they need us to fix the stove and kill spiders? :shrug:

Are you soft and pretty?


And the point is moo. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

You're a girl aren't you?

LMAO I see you miss 'Friends', too...

I asked a girl the other day if she liked jelly.... She said yes.... I then asked her if she needed any peterbutter... :)

Money.... Ummmmm -- money....

Oh --- and there's money...


And don't forget about money...

I mainly miss seeing Jennifer Aniston nipping through her sweater on a nightly basis.

Girls like boys..Women hate men...too much competition.....

Another reason to like girls.

I just wanna suck 'em. She doesn't even have to remove the sweater.

my wife is better looking than me and makes more than three times as much as I do, (normally almost twice as much), I'm not too fat or very hairy, but I am gross and smelly most of the time.

The question is not moot, it's actually one of life's mysteries, IMO. I do kill spiders, but I don't think that's it.

Because they have a "hole" in their life that needs filled???... :shrug: