Anyone heard when Jesus might be back?
 

It has been 2000 years since he went out. I know crucifictions are difficult to judge time frame wise. Just curious if anyone has heard when he might make a return?

Just askin'

uh

Second Tuesday of next week?

Soon. And he wants to see you in his office when he gets here.

Maybe he could play WR!

The Hail Mary is a no brainer!

This guy knew

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Miller_(preacher)

I think he's got a bad hammy. Listed as Doubtful for next week.

Soon as he gets done sucking off everyone in heaven.

He's lost his burst.

He should get someone to heal that for him, we could use the help.

I can hear it now.

JESUS CHRIST! Can't you catch an effin' ball!!!!

He wants to see you in his office next. Pack your stuff first. Oh hell, you won't need it.

He'd keep yellin' at Gun "Hey, I had nothin' to do with that!" and "Leave my Dad outta this!"

I think it's safe to say you are going straight to HELL...