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Happy National Steak and BJ Day

you can thank me later for reminding you

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You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

Site a little NSFW:

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

LOL.. I almost forgot. Thanks for the reminder. :D

This differs from every other day how, exactly?

Feb 14th has passed ......But FTR, every day is National Steak and BJ Day. :D

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4630790)

This differs from every other day how, exactly?

That you actually GET the steak and bj today.

"Every 14th of February"

Ok thats nice, but it's March?

March 14 apparently is not Reading Comprehension Day.

Well, it's Lent, so that means I'm not gettig either one.

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4630831)

March 14 apparently is not Reading Comprehension Day.

ROFL

Good luck sellin' this one, might need liquor to grease the skids.

The thrill of watching a tent stake get deep throated
is minimal

Conflict brewing seems. March 20th is the other recognized day.... go for both. or use it instead.

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/02/22/173715.php

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Originally Posted by Braincase (Post 4630843)

Well, it's Lent, so that means I'm not gettig either one.

How about a tuna steak and a kick in the nuts? :)