Does your poop float or sink?
 

Does your poop float or sink?
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sinks. Allthough it could float. Hard to explain really. After dropping a log all the water in the bowl is gone. The turd just engulfs it all.

Does your poop float or sink?
 

Absolutely!

well this thread is going to be interesting

Sinks almost all the time. STINKS 100% of the time
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I think it depends on what ya eat.

If you eat a lot of fattening foods it is more likely to float.

Mine sink like a rock. Then clog up the toilet. For some reason regular home toilets cannot take my shit. It will overflow everytime. I've grown fond of shitting in public. Gotta love industrial toilets. I actually have a long plastic knives in my bathroom so I can cut up my shit so it goes down. Honest to god. Nothing else I can do

lately it's come out and just made toilet chili, if you really want to know.....

Sinks every time... I'd worry if it floated

between the size of the turds (length and girth) and the wrest of the time seems to be the ones where you never seem like your done wiping............I think someone should invent an in line garbage disposal contraption type divice except for the toilet and not the sink. shred that shat right up/down.

the type where it explodes when it hits the back of the toilet wall? I hate that. I want to reach for the shower head and just power wash my ass it goes every which way. OMFG there is shit everywhere.

Speaking of which, Im gonna go drop a Hillman.

sometimes when i know i got a nice solid log i put a paper towel down first. the drop that sucker down and it neatly wraps itself like a subway sandwich. In fact subway sandwhich napkins work well too. then i scream #2 your orders ready and flush while pretending that on the other end of the sewer pipes some doooosh is there to eat my poop sandwhich. I know its not true butt it makes pooping more fun.

I know this is bad, but my step-dad told me this weekend he had to rush home to shit out a large Obama doll. It cracked me up.