The Official "I'm Not Shaving Until They Start Jamaal Charles" Thread
 

With apologies to Frankie, and conceptually initiated by Mecca, I hereby to declare that I will not shave until the Chiefs start Jamaal Charles at running back.

Signed,
Saccopoo

By "They," do you mean the Patriots?

That'll show 'em.

When I start showing up at fund raisers and shit looking like a Neanderthal, they'll know...

You see... in order for this to work... I think they need to give a shit.

ill play.


i hope this wont be a jinx though.

After they start him, you should continue that quest until they draft an offensive lineman in the 1st round of the draft. For 5 consecutive years. :)

No thanks.

It's supposed to be 80 tomorrow.

The thing that I like the most about "No Shave November" is shaving the beard off into a variety of different styles---handlebar---fu manchu---mutton chops---eventually working it down to a Hitler stache that I wear for a day when I don't have to go anywhere.

Novembeard.

Okay, I think I've found a workaround: I won't shave my balls until Charles starts at running back.

Will that work? Can I be a part of the Wolfpack?

If you do that, your wife will be the next to start a hate thread about you.

Maybe I'll join in. Of course I grow facial hair like a 7th grader so no one will notice till at least week 7.

Screw this, I'm taking action.

We're talking about fasting. Gandhi-style. Alert all the news crews. Corner that bastard Haley in press conferences with pressing questions about why they're letting a grown man whither away and die just for the sake of appearing to know what's best.

Who's with me? Get all the fat bastards over here who want to lose weight. Tell them there's a great opportunity to make the Chiefs better AND shed pounds!

It's good for me because I always have a beard anyway.