My Thank You letter to Hi-Vee
 

Just some background. I looked at the email address on my Hi Vee reciept and I decided that it is time to let Hi-Vee know they are doing a good job. The Store Manger is Jeff Mchenry

Dear Tom,

I want to congratulate you on a beautiful store! It looks like everyone working at your store knows what the **** they are doing. That is more than I can say about those idiots at price chopper. Price chopper gets all grabby with my keys like they are some sort of Indiana car thieves. I don't trust them at all. I was able to purchase my waffle cones and Mop with ease with one of your friendly staff helping me. My cashier was Cynthia and she was wearing brown paints that were hiked up to her flappys. It looked like Cynthia was on her period by the bloated look of Fupa (Fat Upper Pussy area) but she smiled and accepted my check for $5.45 Some of the younger guys in the store looked like fine young men. I would have shook their hands if I wasn't 100% convinced they had masterbated earlier in the day to Cynthia's vanilla Purfume.

I will let you go, I know you are a busy man, I will try to return the Rug Doctor sometime next month.

funny

LMAO

ROFL

dude!

I rolled into one with my Royals hat on the other day and the brat counter man hooked me up with a free pineapple brat. A Butler dozen.

LMAO

I have no idea how you come up with this shit.

Sure, the stockboys are in the back fapping.
Where do you think they get the slogan "There's a helpful smile in every aisle?"

1. You've got to stop taking drugs, or else start regularly taking the ones your doctor prescribed.

2. When are you and Cynthia going out to share nachos and fupa massages at a Royals game?

It's the Fat Uppah Pussy Area
and if ya got one I wanna marry ya

F to the UPA
It's suppa duppa

You got waffle cones AND a mop for only $5.45?

I am proud that you are a fellow St Josephan.

I know this is fake because you only shop at Aldi on 87th street.

Dude, Aldi is at the corner of the Belt and Faraon

Demon lives in Lenexa. Well, last time I heard.

You should have asked one of the stockboys before looking at Cynthia's fupa. YOu show poor shopperman code etiquette. Good thing you didn't purchase eggs.