Email from the Chiefs announcing our new HC
 

Dear Guru:
The Kansas City Chiefs are excited to announce Romeo Crennel as their new Head Coach. Crennel will enter his 31st season as an NFL Coach in which he has coached in six Super Bowls and has been a member of five teams that have claimed Super Bowl wins.
Join the Chiefs family as a 2012 Season Ticket Holder. Season tickets are currently available in the Field Level, Scout Investments Club Level and Upper Level with prices starting as low as $250 per seat.

Click here for an Arrowhead Stadium map.

To get season tickets now click here or for further details call 888-99-CHIEFS (24433) or email seasontickets@chiefs.nfl.com.

We look forward to you joining the Sea of Red in 2012.

Sincerely,

Tyler Kirby
Manager, Ticket Sales

LMAO Couple days late but lets push those lacking season ticket sales with a completely underwhelming coaching hire.

I assume you responded...

Dear Tyler Kirby,

Tell Peeholey and money grubber to get a real quarterback if you want my money. Otherwise violently remove your own nipples with a spork.

Regards,

Guru

I've gotten that e-mail every day this week.

Hold on, lemme check my junk mail folder...

I got it today.

I did reply. Pretty much told them I won't even consider season tickets as long as they continue to stick to the Cassel experiment.

Didn't they lower prices?

I miss being told that we're the greatest fans in the NFL.

that's gotta hurt

Dear Chiefs Fan,

Scott Pioli just took a dump. Won't you consider blowing investing some of your children's inheritance with us through the purchase of your amazing orange errr, red seats?

And thats another thing. All those renovations and we still have donkey seats.

The Royals even made the switch to blue during the renovations. And yet people still call David Glass cheap.

Oh, we must work at the same place, since that season ticket price is an exclusive deal for my place of employment.

And a friend's place of employment... and my dad's place of employment... and wherever that random guy on FB that I think I talked to once or twice in HS works...

I hope he sent something like this back as a reply. ROFL

Sadly I was nowhere near that creative. But I did get my point across.