Alex Smith is a frog that won't sing or dance
 

There's this hilarious post on reddit that was made by a Bengals fan right after their playoff loss to the Houston Texans for the second consecutive year.

For people who don't know what the hell he's talking about:
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And here's what happens when the guy tries to show the frog to a talent agent:

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I mean, it's brilliant on a few levels. One is its connection to Andy Dalton as a TCU Horned Frog. The other is the portrayal of the hobo who discovers him, who knows that if he can make the frog sing and dance at any important event in front of any important talent agent, he'll have all the success and money he could dream of. The reality is very few coaches are able to make their Andy Daltons sing and dance like this, and very often it can be the very thing that gets them fired. At the end of this cartoon, the man puts the frog back in the box and buries him deep under ground, haunted by his explosions into song. Another guy digs up the box by accident, discovers the frog talent, and the process begins all over again. Another *****, another Cassel. Another Gailey, another Fitzpatrick.

And dare I say... another Reid another Alex Smith?

Look, you have Bengals fans that are getting sick of Dalton's shit. You have Texans fans getting sick of Schaub's shit. I have no idea if Falcons fans are sick of Ryan's shit, but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

My point is I think Alex Smith is doomed. Because at his BEST, he's a singing and dancing frog that performs for the talent agents, but when he gets on stage for an audience, he turns into a ribbitting piece of crap. And you already have fans of these teams that HATE their singing and dancing frogs.

We haven't had a singing and dancing frog since Trent Green. We've been hobos for a long ****ing time. Cassel sang and danced once, but that was only because we were on acid. If we're lucky enough for Alex to be a singing and dancing frog, we're just going to want him replaced anyway.

Umm... actually I don't really have a point here. But there it is anyway.

ROFL LMAO ROFL LMAO

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That frong is such a cock

When's the last time Philip Rivers did a number of HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL?

Came for the thread title.<br><br>But seriously, that comparison is really apt. Dalton must be infuriating to have on your team. There seems to be a lot of dancing frogs hanging around the league.<br>

**** Alex Smith.



Every ****ing clueless fan likes him because they feel sorry for him. They give their ****ing opinions based on emotions and not ****ing performance. They simple feel bad for this little bitch. Well **** him, he's the bitch that couldn't throw the deep ball.


Only ****ing reason why people thinks he's good is because they feel bad for the guy. **** all you Alex Smith fans, you guys can suck my ball sack

That is my favorite analogy ever.

It's great because I knew what he meant immediately. Just fantastic.

I think the bigger problem Andy Dalton has for him is that he plays for the Bengals. I think he is pretty good QB above average but not elite by any measure. I'd rather have Andy Dalton than Alex Smith. I would have been happy if we drafted Andy Dalton in the first place. He would be somebody to root for.

**** YOU ANDY DALTON IS A ****ING FOOTBALL GOD compared to our qbs

Alex Smith on national TV, in a divisional game against the saints, not ONCE but twice scored in the last 4 minutes. Including one of the most clutch throws of all time.

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To all the Alex Smith haters. Suck a dick.

This guy gets it. THE RED ROCKET IS A WINNER.

yeah, hes a regular season super hero. Forgets his cape in the playoffs. Isnt that part of the bitch and gripe about alex smith? You guys dont want him because he cant get you to the super bowl?

Make up your ****ing minds.

Just goes to show that Chiefs fans are dumber than everyone else (besides Cowboy fans) in the league, as Andy Dalton would be the Second Coming on r/kansascitychiefs.

Seriously. I don't understand how those ****ing assclowns were part of the movement to take down Pioli when all of them are 100% behind the Alex Smith move.

Andy Dalton doesn't have a ****ing noodle arm like Alex Cassel. Get ****ed 9er troll.