Top 10 list of CP posters who could bang my gf
 

1. Dane McCloud-
A few people have met Dane none have said he's ugly. Hes also rich.

2. Hamas Jenkins-
Chicks dig intelligence and wit

3. Austinchief-
Dude owns CP

4. Theguardian-
Chicks like muscles

5. J diddy-
Middle aged man prolly has a good job. Knows how to pick chicks up at bars.

6. Simply red-
The guy is persistent

7. Livesteam-
Likes to drink. A drunken hookup is inevitable.

8. Chiefscountry-
This guy could show her a million dollar mansion and she would be turned on.

9. Phobia-
The guy is a gentlemen

10. Hootie-
Well who hasn't this guy ****ed?

What about KC Nutt?

You don't have a gf.

You're just mad you didn't make the list.

shitty thread, btw

you're no hootie

anyone you stuck your penis into, real or imagined, is not someone i'd attempt to penetrate

LMAO, I don't have a good job. I'm a middle aged college student who had heart surgery 6 weeks ago. Before that I was a district manager for Dominos Pizza.

Chicks only had sex with me for free pizza coupons.

Duh.

He's talking about his girlfriend.

I'm not a 30 year old virgin living with his parents either.

You're 30 and still a virgin living with his parents.


I bet you even get rejected in your dreams.

lame ginger is ginger.

So.....

What you're is a better thread starter would have been "top 10 guys on CP that Billay would give an HJ"

Doesn't matter.

I still wouldn't **** anyone you ever have or ever will.

Absolutely 0 chance that Billay has a girlfriend. Entire thread is bullshit.

Because you can't.

Carlota rejected you roflrofl