Times you've been an asshole
 

Steal a parking stall while someone was waiting for it? Cut someone off? Not home the door open? Not return home o your wife and kids?

ROFL.

Long time ago I got drunk and tried to fight a guy that has now turned into a great man who I immensely respect.

Cause I was being a dick :/

I like to think I've never been mean without provocation. There's probably been some times that my counterattack was out of proportion to the offense, though. I need to think of a good example.

About 10 people have let me go ahead of them in the grocery store, because usually I have just two or three items, unless I'm buying bulk at Sam's.

Not one single ****ing time have I paid it forward.

About every time I drive because people are ****ing assholes

A customer from a town 25 miles away showed up at my home door, on a Sunday afternoon, when I was sick.


Their problem: a tiny knot came out of their hickory floor. I was a prick to her.

Don't work for really old people. They have all the time in the world to figure out something to complain about.

Yesterday I talked to one of those girls on a dating website with close up face pics, asked for a full body picture, received it, looked at it then stopped talking. :shake:

Dude...I've had people show up at all hours at my house wanting me to go to the shop and do something right then

I've gotten to where I dont even answer my door if I don't know you are coming.

LMAO

****, there is no escape for you. That would drive me insane.

My home is my bubble. Unless your wood floor has become a serial rapist I am not going to look at it until Monday.

Kept getting calls from a window replacement company, kept telling them I wasn't interested. Finally told a caller "You're looking for prison bitch?" When she said yes I told her "I'm sorry he committed suicide last week". She actually sounded sad

Yeah. And I live less than two minutes from the shop. But when I'm not there the air is off, cars are parked in front of the doors, everything is put up...and its my time.

I always just say "man, sorry. I must have been napping" lol.

How much time ya got? This could just be a thread about what an asshole I am...

I was at Home Depot the other day, apparently I did not come to a complete stop at a stop sign in the parking lot in the middle of the store lot. It was 9:30 PM, nobody was there, not busy scene at all. This old hag in a mini van pulls up from a parked position 15 parking spots down and starts yelling at me that I didn't stop at the stop sign. I just said "Oh yeah, sorry to endanger you while you were parked 100 feet away. Have a nice meal at Golden Corral" and walked away.

Was pretty snarky for me IRL.