Should she confront her fiance over his reading her text messages?
 

Anyway -- This gal I work with is furious with her fiance. Apparently he is a very insecure control freak, and he is in the habit of sneaking her phone out of her purse and READING HER TEXT MESSAGES!

I know, it sounds surreal. Why the hell would he be engaged to somebody if he thinks so little of her? She's never given him any reason to distrust her. He has told her some lame story about being burned by some other woman, and he seems to think that justifies his not trusting her.

She's really pissed about it, so she's thinking about banging everybody in the office just to get back at him. She said she thought this guy was Mr. Right, but now she realizes he's just an insecure jackass.

She can't decide if she should confront him about it and kick him to the curb, or if she should just bang everybody who wears pants and not tell him.

All of the guys at the office want to thank her fiance, because she's really hot.

Have her join ChiefsPlanet and start a poll.

I think it's clear that the only answer is castration.

Only if she dances naked around it.

Damn, why didn't I think of this. LMAO

These aren't nearly as funny after the thread's been a major conversation point the entire day.

Is this the same chick that can play a mean slobbering blues on the skin flute?

More ironic than anything at this point.

It's Christmas. You have to allow for some egg nog impairment at this point.

:shake:

Pics of her or GTF out

Pa-Rum-Pa-Pum-Pum when I cum

Holy shit now that's a fence post driver.

and I shall leave the sweet nectar of the river that floweth. I shall climb over the hills and take refuge in the valleys until I reach the top of the two great peaks. Then I shall sit upon the tips and ask myself, "my God, what have I done?"

Doesn't look like someone who dislikes her mother in-laws cooking.

The obvious answer is PIIHB.

Will never get the smell off that fence post.

Is that a tattoo or a bruise?

Thank God for Adblock.

Or anybody elses for that matter.

Jingle bells, jingle bells batman smells, robin laid a egg, the batmoblie lost a wheel and the Joker got away...

She's banging a midget

The fact banging every guy she works with crossed her mind would lead someone to not blame him for wanting to read her texts, and he would be smarter to kick her to the curb~

Why would he want to be with someone he has to check up on? Not saying it's warranted (though I tend to agree with RNR that it is sort of strange that "banging the office" is a proper resolution of her problem), but either way he should just move on and get a new one.

Mold.

Well it's obvious she sucks hella dick. Bitch is HUNGRY.

Worthless without pics.

Dude. This is a parody thread.

This.

Yeah, parody threads are much funnier if you make fun of a thread that nobody reads. :spock:

Meh.

This is like a mega repost parody thread. It was funny maybe the first time it ever happened...but the 5,000th? Lame.

So don't read them.

Both I think