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Polish Woman Sets Goal: Have Sex with Over 100,000 Men.
A 21-year-old girl has told how she aims to sleep her way into the record books - by bedding 100,000 men around the world.
Randy Ania Lisewska - from Warsaw, Poland - told her Facebook followers she plans to sleep with men in every city in the world for her sex marathon. "I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men," she explained. "In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfil their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill," she added. Ania says the marathon began in Warsaw last month and won't stop until she reaches her total. "I will visit every city in Poland and when I’ve done all of them, I will start travelling abroad. "The fun will take about 20 minutes per person, depending on how many people there are on each day," she explained. https://www.facebook.com/anialisewskasex https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...31211571_o.jpg |
The guy in the background would rather hug himself than have sex with her.
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AIDS
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**** ! That's my ex wife !
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This is a great opportunity for "mom's basement dwelling" Europeans.
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paging billay and clay....
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Looks closer to 51 than 21.
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i'd hate to be guy number 100,000. that things gonna be raunchy.
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I would.
EDIT: Not because shes attractive, because she is gross in that picure. Would use rubber though. |
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who's going to be looser/more torn up? I've banged some really tight sluts and some really loose 'angels'. |
I've learned that the size of your vagina is pretty much DNA...if your mother had a loose vagina, you probably have one too...
or the girls that work out are always tighter, of course...and I think that's why some girls actually work out the whole myth behind 'oh man she's ****ed a lot of dudes she's gonna be loose' or dumb, and incorrect |
How many guys does it take to screw a polish skank?
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So 11 guys a day for 25 years? If you assume that it takes an hour to find a room, get naked, and do it, and that she sleeps seven hours a night, that means she has about 30 minutes to recruit each guy. I guess mass recruiting is possible with craigslist or backpage, but I bet you can't be very picky with the guys who respond to those ads.
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Talk about throwing a polish sausage down a hallway.
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The 2nd girl I ever had sex with...she was known to be like our class slut. It was summer of senior year. She notoriously dated the dude everyone knows has the GIANT cock. For a long time. I'm talking like all of the girls drooled over this penis. So I went into this sexual encounter thinking this vag was just going to be mutilated. No. It was the tightest vagina I've ever had. I was amazed. And at this point this girl had probably been with at least 20 dudes (a lot for an 18 year old). At the time of this encounter, I was 18 and I thought I was really cool because I was juggling between this girl, my ex and another girl. The 'slut' had the tightest vagina out of the 3 of them. Wasn't close. So I pretty much squashed this theory at a young age. I just chalked vagina size up to genetics. I have learned in my older days that bigger girls (and I'm talking like 140-150 lbs not 200 lbs I do have SOME standards) always have bigger vaginas, too. So in short. Genetics, size and exercise have MUCH more to do with size of vagina than banging a lot of dudes. No one has really ever been able to address my point of a girl who has loyal to her 1st but the 1st just happens to be packing 10" of girthy paradise...or a girl who sleeps around and gets a grab bag of results (some big, some small, some average). In fact, even the sluttiest of slut generally won't sleep with more than 5 random dudes per month... sluts generally get much less sex than girls in relationships so I really always hated that stupid myth of whores and loose vaginas |
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I really don't know why I read that entire post. :( I wish I knew someone over at "Myth Busters" or maybe "Snopes". |
A pick up line in the making
"Hi, I'm doing a study on if your mother has a loose vagina, that also means you have a loose vagina. I already tried your mom out, so could I try you out too? Oh don't worry, it's for Science!" |
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Impressive
/ Wilt Chamberlain Posted via Mobile Device |
ROAD HEAD!!!!!!!
FTW!!!! E1VENTY!!!! |
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I'd go just in case they had fluffers, hot fluffers.
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yeah that girl is gross
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Well, I too had a mother with a loose vagina, and let me check, yep, that appears to be my penis down there, and not my loose vagina. We are in accordance on the fallibility of this study. |
I think I heard this one before:
How many men does it take to **** a Pollack? |
What's green and flies over Poland?
Peter Panski. |
Yuck.
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After she gets to 100000 she hopes to settle down and start a family
LMAO |
She'll get bored after only a couple, and move on to something else. Not dissimilar to Hootie's roast thread.
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WNH
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Her FaceBook profile is hilarious. Here's a comment from a fan:
Could have better photographs. At least with better picture quality and more cared for. Yes they are natural but still. I say this because I'm finishing a course in the area of audiovisual. I have stuff but even with some quality televol think I am able to do more and better. One day I'll show you some of my a Christmas party. |
I also have stuff, and I also think even with some quality televol I am able to do more and better. Small world.
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How do you knock up a polish whore?
Spooge on her feet and let the flies do the work. |
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She'd basically have to have sex in the same fashion that Clay posts on here...... It can be done, I guess? Is she going to have some sort of gopher following her around with a clipboard? That seems to be the way to do it...to ensure her safety.
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Play me out, Ambien Walrus.
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This spit-polished Pole will lickey-split pull and cl*%-polish your pole.
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She needs to be hotter to get to 100,000... IMO.
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Too Fat/omaha
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This never gets old |
I'm bad at math. But wouldn't 100k people at 20 minutes each equal 33k hours? So she'll finish this in 2017 if she doesn't do anything but ****.
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21 years old? Right.
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Here she is in video form:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qWdgxUfBqyw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Not attractive at all. |
Wheres the website? Throw up a webcam. She could charge $5 for access and get rich with the free publicity this is getting.
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100 K anal?
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I've noticed no difference in girls and that includes my wife even after having our children. It gets back to normal in pretty short order. And if she can push out a 9 pound boy and get to normal, your little wee'nis ain't doing jack squat to your girlfriend I can guarantee. |
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You know genetics come from both set of parents. Is this place real? Ask Chris from Family Guy.
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Joking aside, I've noticed an obvious difference in terms of what my wife's situation is down there when we first hooked up and now. In fact, I noticed it after about a month. |
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Be like rolling a cocktail weenie down a bowling lane....
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Get in line now.........
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Some women produce more lubrication during sex, some women have a man pleasure them better than others, and of course nervousness impacts women in different situations with different men. But the notion of "tightness" or that a big dick loosens it or that sluts are more loose.....that's 7th grader stupidity there |
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It was VERY tight. However, everything was back to normal 2 weeks after that. |
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AWESOME!!!!!! |
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That was exactly my point. |
Guys, I checked. The flight to NY to Warsaw is $1100 each.
Road trip! |
An $1,100 flight to screw a fattie? No thanks.
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