Stupid things we've all said....
 

I'm sure there are a few I would take back as well. This thread is for calling yourself or another self-appointed football genious out!

I am sure I will be long dead before we see a black president

From when Herm got hired in '05. Must have been drunk.

EPIC FAIL! DAMMIT CARL!:cuss:

Lets bring him in for a look....

We need a crusty playoff tested vet to come in and show the young guys the ropes... What ever the **** that means....

Bring him in and see if he has anything left in the tank...

ROFL

Yeah that defined EPIC FAIL!

Herm has a "keen eye" for drafting talent....

ROFL

We don't need Rich Gannon anyway. He's done.

Jarred Allen is a drunk, we dont need him...

Chiefs fans dont drink and drive after football games...

Ty Law + pat surtain > other 31 tandoms

"i do"
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Marvin Minnis is a solid pick.

I don't know about Dwayne Bowe, might be sorry we didn't get Robert Meachem.

"Print 'em!"

and

"This thread is worthless without pics"

Non-football ~ Hold my beer and watch this!

Football ~ Thigpen is a complete scrub.

:)

To Mark Gastineau back when you could bring a thermos of Seagram's (I mean coffee) into the stadium. From the front row behind the Jets bench.

You big Pussy come over here I'm gonna kick your ass!

yep ROFL

I wanted Jarrett over Bowe.

non-football in front of the mrs her sisters and their NASCAR racing group.

"Nascar drivers aren't athletes,I'd like to see one of them take a hit from the likes of Lawrence Taylor."

I can do it myself

stupid n00b

Croyle will be our QBotF!! - Talastan

GD*** it!! :cuss: Broken Son-of-a-*****!

I know. ChiefsPlanet lexicon.

Yeah global recession! :)

DownField BigGame is not the Qb of the Future for the Chiefs...

Same here.

Think a long time ago I also pimped Ron Dayne. :banghead:

Would like to think I've learned a thing or two since then. :rolleyes:

Wow...I must have been high when I wrote this.

Guys like Priest Holmes are available everyday in free agency. /Packfan

Idiot.

i was gonna wear a condom, but, hey, when am I ever gonna go back to zimbabwe?

I agreed with memememememe once. That was dumb.

ROFL

Non-Football: "Which one of your friends would I have sex with? Promise you won't get mad?"

Football: "Mario Williams?? Are you fucking kidding me?!?!?"

"Come on. I'll just put the tip in, I promise!"

Yeah, I did too. It took me two showers to get it off and I still felt like a two dollar whore, in the middle of a logging camp, on Payday. :doh!:

I can't wait to see the Chiefs with Blackledge at QB next year.

Ryan Sims is the next Warren Sapp.

(after drafting Eddie Freeman one round later) We won't have to worry about D-tackle for another decade.

Trade LJ now, his value and production will never be as high as it is now.

Buster Davis will be better than Dwayne Bowe

Did anyone say Tony G was gonna be a bust?

HERM is a good coach...

After his first season maybe. IIRC, he had a case of the dropsies then.

Watch....Brandon Flowers is a thug and he'll screw up before he even plays a down in the NFL.

Best Ive got is high school football related:

SETTING: Practice field, 4 pm, October

Me: "God I hate when parents videotape practice. Who is that douche bag?"
Friend: "I dont know. ****ing lame though."
Freshman hiding behind us: "That's my dad."
ME: "Oh. Well at least now you know your dad is a douche bag."
Freshman: "No he's not."
Me: "Yes, yes he is."

Freshman walks away....


I felt like an ass.... :banghead: words came out of my mouth before I could even think about them. It's okay though. I ended up working for his dad and he did turn out to be a douche bag... son too.