Whats your "Breastaraunt" of choice?
Which one do you hit up the most?
Hooters Tilted Kilt Mugs n Jugs Twin Peaks Cowgirls Espresso Show-Mes Bone Daddys Shortys Bar n Grill Man Cave Bikinis Other..... |
Your Mom's House!
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Only been to Hooter's and Twin Peaks. Hooters sucks and Twin Peaks is pretty good.
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Twin Peaks. a 1/4 mile from my house, literally.
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I'm not a knuckle-dragging neanderthal so I don't go to any of those places.
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Johnny's in Soulard.
They actually have great food and the waitresses 'happen' to be hot. It's not an advertising point, or a gimmick they set their business model around. Owner's just a perv. Helps that I know a chick who used to waitress there [she since married the owner of Dallas' arena football team back in the day and moved away] and she'd load our plates down with extras. Dated a Show-Me's waitress, but only ate there once, before we'd met. First year of law school, a group of us decided to use the semester to try every single wing spot in the city. Show-Me's was actually pretty good. I'd say Hooters was the worst of the entire bunch. But then, we left Hooters pretty drunk and my main memory was a nagging feeling the morning after that we either stiffed the waitress or vastly over-tipped her. No one could remember how much they chipped in. It was like a $150 bill, could've left $100, could've left $250. |
I ate at a Show Me in Illinios once. It was scuzzy, dirty and the waitress were hot, but not nice at all. I had to go shower to wash the scuz off when I left.
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Needs a pole
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I would just go ahead and go to the Pink Pony at that point.
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You bundle of stickss turned this into the Martha Stewart Lounge.
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Where's Martha Stewart's Tits?
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Actually, although she was hot, she wasn't confident. I was 23 and she was 21, but I felt like I was dating a scared little girl. She was really sweet, and I'm sure she found a nice match for herself in no time, but we'd go out in groups and everybody would be rowdy and she just looked so fearful and uncomfortable with the inside jokes and insults being flung around. |
I've only ever been to Hooters, and that was like 10 years ago.
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So awful.
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Hooters. Meh, just go to a strip club at that point. It's like being home alone 'horny' - and watching a hard R movie on Cinemax versus just going ahead and watching a Milf taking a black cock sandwich on Red Tube. |
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Only been to Hooters and Tilted Kilt.... not a picky eater at all, but Hooters' wings are pretty terrible for any restaurant, much less a wings joint. Tilted Kilt is good bar food, and one of them in LA has some good local craft brews.
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Maybe it's the arrangement that is so offensive? Black cock sandwich could refer to a rooster entree, no? Sandwich of black cock - bunch of cocks keeping warm? I mean I know they're territorial but it gets cold at night sometimes. Either way you do know this is a thread about an industry, that while I applaud, is based on sex? These guys all might be very polite when ordering from these establishments but I'd wager the dirty little thoughts running through their heads aren't. And while I'd die laughing if I ever heard a guy refer to his dick as a sandwich, I'm quite sure that they do. Seems all too appropriate for this place. |
Truthfully, I'm kind of over those places at this point. The whole thing just annoys me.
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Got talked into going to Twin Peaks once with a group from work. Ended up taking a fake phone call and telling everyone I had to "unfortunately" split before I even ordered a drink. A pair of tits sprinkled amongst a bunch of sad dudes isn't that great of a view.
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Breastaraunt, huh? That's cute.
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I've only ever been to a Hooters four or five times. Don't really care for it.
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ROFL What made you go back after the first time you had shitty food and saw A cups pushed up to look like a respectable B cup? |
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Every time I've been there, it's been bachelor party dinner or friends' choice. |
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And I don't mind the small ones. |
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Can you get Pritza at a Breastarant?
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went to the hooters after a royals game several years ago. i think it was in the metcalf area, i believe.
went with my buddy from ft. scott. we barely made it back to his house before my guts erupted. i musta spent 45 minutes on his toilet. it was awful. haven't had the desire to go back. (and there were only B's there. pretty sure a girl had a peg leg too). |
The waitresses at these establishments seem to think that because you're there to see some tits, it gives them carte Blanche to provide shitty service. I doubt I'll eat at a place like it again.
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U mean i get to look at dem titties while i eat shitty bland food?????////!!!!!!....???
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I eat fried pickles at the Legends one before Sporting games. This one girl who looked like "Ghetto Tapenga from boy meets world" comes up to me working. I wore a cabby hat and I am funny so sometimes girls like me, so anyway I ask her to tell her story to me. She talks to us for like 50 minutes about how hard her life is. I told her that she should have her brown boyfriend beat up some other guys that were hassling...and she was like "How did you know I have a black boyfriend" I was like...you are in the dotte, and look at your nails and ass. You are a gold tooth away from being a sitcom on Bounce. She laughed and her name was gabby. I go to them more tonge in cheek. I know I would have a one in a million shot with some of the girls, and they are mostly dumb, but I find fun in going to hooters once a year or so. Pro tip for you guys out there. No waitresses or strippers ever want you. You have no value to girls if you can't get laid by a 5 or 6. If you aren't getting any from a 5's or 6's you are prone to Hired Guns giving you attention. They never want you. They want to entertain their "Hampster on a wheel" brains and the they want cash from your pussy ass wallet so they can go ride the cock carrassel after their shift by a real man.
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Went to none except Hooters twice in my entire life. Once when looking at homes before moving here, when the only place to close to our hotel was a Hooters where we were able to walk. And same situation, traveling for work, where the only place close to the hotel was a Hooters. Food was okay. Just not my kind of menu. Waitresses treated me find.
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Tilted kilt has the best food but the waitresses all seem to have too many tats for my taste. Hooters seems to live up to its name. Just go for beer and boobs.
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Social house in Soulard. Body paint, and a good burger
Or Johnny's in Soulard. Lingerie and some of the best crunchy wings I've ever tasted |
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Never been to any of them
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The mistake these chains make is building restaurants in podunk cities like KC, Omaha, etc. There aren't enough hot chicks in these cities for any of them to settle on a shittier than normal waitressing job.
Hooters comes to Omaha and every hot girl thinks it's a status symbol job. A year or 2 later all the hot girls have figured out that it's a shit job. All the good waitresses always knew it was a shit job. So you're left with chunky 2am girls with tits smaller than their backfat that suddenly have an attitude because they are wearing orange shorts just like the bikini model from the Florida hooters that is on the calender in the shitter. I used to like Hooters wings for a short period in my life. I ate at Bone Daddy's in Dallas and the food was pretty decent and the girls were smokin. But 99% of US cities can't employ anything but girls that are one meth bender away from amateur night at the dirtiest strip club in the county. |
Will you be attending 'TallyWackers' ??
http://abc13.com/business/tallywacke...dallas/759860/ From short shorts to tight shirts, an all-male version of Hooters is now open in Dallas. The restaurant is called Tallywackers. It held its grand opening on Saturday. The restaurant tells KDAF-TV that it offers something for both girls and boys. "The establishment will be a fun, respectable environment - of course with a little eye candy," said spokesperson Winston Lackey. The restaurant says 125 men applied for a position at the restaurant. Out of the applicants, the 24 most attractive young men were selected to serve cocktails and food including steaks, pastas and hot dogs. Customers who attended the grand opening say they like what they see. "I expected to see cute men scantily clad. And so far, I'm not disappointed," one customer said. The restaurant tells KDAF-TV that it plans to open another location in Houston in the future. <iframe width="476" height="270" src="http://abc13.com/video/embed/?pid=759860" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> |
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Tilted Kilt.
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I beginning to think that this board is populated by a bunch of misogynistic neanderthals.
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Beginning to think?
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I suspect that this is quite true. I haven't been to a small-town Hooters, but it seems like a problem in any market outside maybe major college towns. And am I the only person on earth who doesn't like those Hooters shorts? The material looks really cheap and the cut is unflattering. |
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Guy walks into a really sleazy strip joint that has a grill behind a counter. Sign over the grill says "Hand Jobs $10, Grllled Cheese Sandwich $2." The guy says to the chick behind the counter "Excuse me, miss, are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She says "Yes, I am." Guy says: Well, how bout washing your hands really good and making me a cheese sandwich!"
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So now we are bumping De berg threads JFC ROFL
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I find the all-male one to be offensive and sexist. I like the female ones in concept, because I respect a woman's right to express herself and choose a career that makes the best use of her skills and talents.
That said, I've never been in any of these except Hooters, and I think the concept is quite oversold. I'm not saying that the Hooters waitresses are unattractive, because most of them have been attractive in my experience, but I saw women in shorts in my grocery store last night who were just as attractive. |
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Brickhouse
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Mugs n Jugs in Clearwater. Most of the waitresses are thick so, no contest that's my fave!!
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