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zigbazah 06-19-2013 12:50 PM

Paula Dean's Best Dishes
 
It's tending on Twitter. So far, we have...

Martin Luther Chicken a la King Jr
Lynchables
Brown Vs Board of Ed Creme Brûlée
"I Want My Country Back" Ribs
Cross Burning Collard Greens
Don't speak until spoken tu-na sandwich
Klan Chowder

In58men 06-19-2013 12:51 PM

Ok.......

Demonpenz 06-19-2013 01:04 PM

LMAO saw this yesterday at reddit.

ptlyon 06-19-2013 01:04 PM

She'd better watch her ass or she will be banned from here too

loochy 06-19-2013 01:07 PM

apparently she did or said something racist

i missed whatever it was

Frosty 06-19-2013 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9762615)
apparently she did or said something racist

i missed whatever it was

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...-jokes-report/

Chief Gump 06-19-2013 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9762633)

At least she is honest about it.

Fat Elvis 06-19-2013 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9762615)
apparently she did or said something racist

i missed whatever it was

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9762633)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Gump (Post 9762644)
At least she is honest about it.

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/20...esident-obama/

Quote:

A shocking racial slur against President Barack Obama is just one of the many explosive allegations in a bombshell lawsuit against celebrity chef Paula Deen and her brother, Bubba Hiers.
Who knew she posted in DC?

BryanBusby 06-19-2013 01:33 PM

Wonder if she's stopping in Sioux City on her way to Canada

ptlyon 06-19-2013 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 9762679)
Wonder if she's stopping in Sioux City on her way to Canada

If she does, I'll be ready guys! :bang:

Skyy God 06-19-2013 02:26 PM

In Deen's fight with diabeetus, I'm strongly rooting for a early KO from the latter.

Sorter 06-19-2013 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9762782)
In Deen's fight with diabeetus, I'm strongly rooting for a early KO from the latter.

29-28 Diabeetus

Stan the TV Guy 06-19-2013 02:36 PM

What's the big deal? I say the N word at least 5 times before I get out of bed. And we ALL know....WP>BP.

Sorter 06-19-2013 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stan the TV Guy (Post 9762811)
What's the big deal? I say the N word at least 5 times before I get out of bed. And we ALL know....WP>BP.

:(

RunKC 06-19-2013 02:43 PM

I don't see what the big deal is. I say this almost every day :thumb:

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'Hamas' Jenkins 06-19-2013 03:38 PM

****er toes.

BlackHelicopters 06-19-2013 03:38 PM

Nothing like a power dump after indulging in a Paula Dean recipe.

houstonwhodat 06-19-2013 05:57 PM

Tony Soprano gone but this bitch lives?

Hammock Parties 06-19-2013 05:59 PM

I'm so hot for her right now.

Skyy God 06-26-2013 12:11 PM

Especially great quote/soundbite:

Quote:

“If there’s anyone out there that has never said something that they wish they could take back, if you’re out there, please pick up that stone and throw it so hard at my head that it kills me, please I want to meet you.”
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blaise 06-26-2013 12:15 PM

If most people cracking her had to testify under oath whether they've used a racial slur 90% would either be lying or have to admit they have.

Skyy God 06-26-2013 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9776948)
If most people cracking her had to testify under oath whether they've used a racial slur 90% would either be lying or have to admit they have.

It's really the fault of the young people and their use of the n-word.

Quote:

On Wednesday Lauer specifically asked Deen if she had any doubt that African-Americans found the N-word offensive.

“I don’t know, I have asked myself that so many times,” Deen said. “It’s very distressing for me to go into my kitchens and hear what these young people are calling each other … it’s very distressing for me. I think for this problem to be worked on, that these young people are gonna have to take control and start showing respect for each other.”

Chief_For_Life58 06-26-2013 12:22 PM

I could really go for some klan chowder and bigotry biscuits right now for lunch

blaise 06-26-2013 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9776957)
It's really the fault of the young people and their use of the n-word.

I'll just assume you used my quote for fun and no actual reason.

KCUnited 06-26-2013 12:26 PM

2014 Death Pool candidate

houstonwhodat 06-26-2013 12:26 PM

**** that ninja.

Chief_For_Life58 06-26-2013 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9776967)
**** that ninja.

ninjas are gonna ninja

Skyy God 06-26-2013 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9776965)
I'll just assume you used my quote for fun and no actual reason.

They're sending her mixed messages, and she's old and from the South. How can she be expected to know it's a racial slur???

NewChief 06-26-2013 12:32 PM

I'm partial to her deep fried butter with a butter cream butter sauce.

Skyy God 06-26-2013 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9776966)
2014 Death Pool candidate

From suicide or the beetus?

KCUnited 06-26-2013 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9776989)
From suicide or the beetus?

Suicide by beetus.

ptlyon 06-26-2013 12:36 PM

I really, really wish that whore Giadia would do something like this

listopencil 06-26-2013 12:41 PM

What's up my nillas?

memyselfI 06-26-2013 12:56 PM

Blackened anything.

tooge 06-26-2013 12:58 PM

I like those beans with the dot on them. Black faced peas or something or other.

blaise 06-26-2013 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9776981)
They're sending her mixed messages, and she's old and from the South. How can she be expected to know it's a racial slur???

Again, thank you for the unnecessary use of the quote function. Glad I could help.

ptlyon 06-26-2013 01:00 PM

I'm willing to bet Sunny Anderson is no longer a FB friend

loochy 06-26-2013 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9777051)
Again, thank you for the unnecessary use of the quote function. Glad I could help.

So how many people think that she is actually racist and how many of you think it was just talk?

listopencil 06-26-2013 01:13 PM

http://trialx.org/wp-content/uploads...ding_Pie-4.jpg


Nilla Please.

Hammock Parties 06-26-2013 01:17 PM

Look how hot this racist bitch was when she was young.

Would have wifed that shit and made her my hot cooking racist wife.

Awww yisss

http://www.thegloss.com/wp-content/u...paula-deen.jpg

houstonwhodat 06-26-2013 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief_For_Life58 (Post 9776979)
ninjas are gonna ninja

No ninjas gonna ninj

J Diddy 06-26-2013 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9777091)
Look how hot this racist bitch was when she was young.

Would have wifed that shit and made her my hot cooking racist wife.

Awww yisss

http://www.thegloss.com/wp-content/u...paula-deen.jpg

Ma have plenty of room in the basement for all that?

KCUnited 06-26-2013 01:19 PM

I prefer dry spare ribs, Paula prefers person of Hispanic heritage ribs.

listopencil 06-26-2013 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9777091)
Look how hot this racist bitch was when she was young.

Would have wifed that shit and made her my hot cooking racist wife.

Awww yisss

http://www.thegloss.com/wp-content/u...paula-deen.jpg


Hell yes. Food fetish win.

Hammock Parties 06-26-2013 01:30 PM

I'd be so incredibly hot for Paula Deen if I was in my 70s.

Psyko Tek 06-26-2013 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9777058)
So how many people think that she is actually racist and how many of you think it was just talk?

I don't think she knows what racist it
it's just how she was raise and black people were always treated as such

but as the cop said to me ignorance is no excuse

listopencil 06-26-2013 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9777192)
I'd be so incredibly hot for Paula Deen if I was in my 70s.

She's an attractive woman. She's just decades too old for me.

Brando 06-26-2013 08:44 PM

Her butter substitute I can't believe it's not racist.

Pepe Silvia 06-26-2013 08:50 PM

Its weird, shes one of those women that you could tell was hot years ago. Not surprised.

Bump 06-26-2013 09:48 PM

surely she has cookware out there in stores. I wonder if the price has dropped dramatically. Maybe I should go shopping...

CrazyPhuD 06-26-2013 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bump (Post 9778568)
surely she has cookware out there in stores. I wonder if the price has dropped dramatically. Maybe I should go shopping...

Supposedly it's good stuff, no matter how hot your fire it's guaranteed to never turn black.

Skyy God 06-28-2013 10:43 AM

It's pretty clear she should have settled her discrimination lawsuit to avoid things like this coming out.

Quote:

“After finishing the dinner rush on some holidays, such as Easter or Mother’s Day, Paula would lock the restaurant doors and hide money all over the dining room. Then she would bring the all-black kitchen staff in and encourage them to run around and turn the dining room upside down, scrounging for money.

“Paula would just sit back and laugh hysterically, as if her overworked, underpaid employees foraging for money was some sort of circus sideshow. It was completely demoralizing for those people barely making minimum wage, yet Paula howled as she watched.”
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/cele...-gay-slurs-too

Donger 06-28-2013 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9781495)
It's pretty clear she should have settled her discrimination lawsuit to avoid things like this coming out.



http://www.nationalenquirer.com/cele...-gay-slurs-too

That sounds like she was discriminating against her non-Black employees to me.

ptlyon 06-28-2013 10:55 AM

The joy of giving!

Skyy God 06-28-2013 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9781511)
That sounds like she was discriminating against her non-Black employees to me.

By not letting them participate in the fun?

Donger 06-28-2013 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9781517)
By not letting them participate in the fun?

Sure, and the money.

Then again, I'd tend to be a bit wary of the source.

ptlyon 06-28-2013 10:58 AM

All-black? So half-blacks weren't allowed to participate?

That's racist.

Skyy God 06-28-2013 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9781522)
Sure, and the money.

Then again, I'd tend to be a bit wary of the source.

The Enquirer? They've broken some big stories (John Edwards, for starters).

KCUnited 06-28-2013 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9781523)
All-black? So half-blacks weren't allowed to participate?

That's racist.

This is Savannah not Chicago.

ptlyon 06-28-2013 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 9781529)
This is Savannah not Chicago.

Oh, right! :thumb:

BlackHelicopters 06-28-2013 11:03 AM

Bet that she likes it doggy style

ThaVirus 06-28-2013 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9776957)
It's really the fault of the young people and their use of the n-word.

I really hate hearing this; its such a terrible argument. The word itself is one with a heavy history, no doubt; but for me, its all about intent. Some of my best, white friends call me "nig", "negro", "****a", and even "****er" at times (my Xbox Live name is Triggerman so its a running joke to call me ****erman), but I don't get mad because I know there's no malice in their words. You take a guy I don't know calling me something like that and we might have a totally different situation, and its all because I don't know their intentions.

Its become pretty popular for young, white women to call each other "bitch". No one is saying that these women are asking to be called bitches because they choose to use it as a term of endearment, so what gives?

ThaVirus 06-28-2013 11:19 AM

Also, I don't believe simply saying a word can make you racist.

I reckon a sizable part of the population has used a racial slur at some point. I think the context is what really matters.

Beef Supreme 06-28-2013 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9781551)
I really hate hearing this; its such a terrible argument. The word itself is one with a heavy history, no doubt; but for me, its all about intent. Some of my best, white friends call me "nig", "negro", "****a", and even "****er" at times (my Xbox Live name is Triggerman so its a running joke to call me ****erman), but I don't get mad because I know there's no malice in their words. You take a guy I don't know calling me something like that and we might have a totally different situation, and its all because I don't know their intentions.

Its become pretty popular for young, white women to call each other "bitch". No one is saying that these women are asking to be called bitches because they choose to use it as a term of endearment, so what gives?

If you are going to freak the **** out when someone else uses a word, maybe you shouldn't use it.

TribalElder 06-28-2013 12:45 PM

It's gone too far. Now, prepare 2 gallons of butter

loochy 06-28-2013 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9781551)
I really hate hearing this; its such a terrible argument. The word itself is one with a heavy history, no doubt; but for me, its all about intent. Some of my best, white friends call me "nig", "negro", "****a", and even "****er" at times (my Xbox Live name is Triggerman so its a running joke to call me ****erman), but I don't get mad because I know there's no malice in their words. You take a guy I don't know calling me something like that and we might have a totally different situation, and its all because I don't know their intentions.

Its become pretty popular for young, white women to call each other "bitch". No one is saying that these women are asking to be called bitches because they choose to use it as a term of endearment, so what gives?

This is how I feel.

Words are words - the meaning behind them is what matters.

That thought brings me to another point: "cuss words"

Why is "poop" not as bad as "shit"? Why is "butt" not as bad as "ass"? They mean the same thing.

I hate arbitrary rules.

J Diddy 06-28-2013 12:53 PM

Paula Dean's best dish is deep fried butter glazed with bacon grease.

loochy 06-28-2013 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9781772)
Paula Dean's best dish is deep fried butter glazed with bacon grease.

don't forget powdered sugar on top

houstonwhodat 06-28-2013 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9781553)
Also, I don't believe simply saying a word can make you racist.

I reckon a sizable part of the population has used a racial slur at some point. I think the context is what really matters.


You ninja's can't have it both ways.

J Diddy 06-28-2013 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9781775)
don't forget powdered sugar on top

Oh snap and the sprig of parsley to give it some health value

listopencil 06-28-2013 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9781495)
It's pretty clear she should have settled her discrimination lawsuit to avoid things like this coming out.

“After finishing the dinner rush on some holidays, such as Easter or Mother’s Day, Paula would lock the restaurant doors and hide money all over the dining room. Then she would bring the all-black kitchen staff in and encourage them to run around and turn the dining room upside down, scrounging for money.
“Paula would just sit back and laugh hysterically, as if her overworked, underpaid employees foraging for money was some sort of circus sideshow. It was completely demoralizing for those people barely making minimum wage, yet Paula howled as she watched.”


http://www.nationalenquirer.com/cele...-gay-slurs-too

It's like Easter morning every day. What? You guys don't do the Easter egg hunt?

Hammock Parties 07-01-2013 03:38 PM

Following her admission that she made racist remarks, companies have been dumping Paula Deen left and right, but there's at least one that's eager to offer Deen a new gig.

TMZ reports that a porn company that features older women called PureMature.com sent a letter to Deen offering her a six-figure deal to endorse the site.

"Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson," the company wrote to Deen, adding that she's a "MILF," and they are willing to offer her "6 figures for very little work," since there is no nudity required.

Despite the fact that Deen has now been dropped by The Food Network, Walmart, Target, JC Penney, her book publisher Random House and other companies, it seems unlikely that Deen would sign on, even as she loses millions.

loochy 07-01-2013 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9786726)
Following her admission that she made racist remarks, companies have been dumping Paula Deen left and right, but there's at least one that's eager to offer Deen a new gig.

TMZ reports that a porn company that features older women called PureMature.com sent a letter to Deen offering her a six-figure deal to endorse the site.

"Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson," the company wrote to Deen, adding that she's a "MILF," and they are willing to offer her "6 figures for very little work," since there is no nudity required.

Despite the fact that Deen has now been dropped by The Food Network, Walmart, Target, JC Penney, her book publisher Random House and other companies, it seems unlikely that Deen would sign on, even as she loses millions.

ROFL

CrazyPhuD 07-01-2013 03:49 PM

Anyone tried her Ninja Swordfish recipe?

MahiMike 07-01-2013 03:55 PM

This is a wake up call to all the white folks in America. The N word is used thousands of times a day by professional black people. It's racist to say that it's ok for a black person to use that word but not whites.

Fish 07-01-2013 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 9786762)
This is a wake up call to all the white folks in America. The N word is used thousands of times a day by professional black people. It's racist to say that it's ok for a black person to use that word but not whites.

Professional black people? I didn't realize it was a profession. I bet I'd be good at it.

Brock 07-01-2013 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 9786762)
This is a wake up call to all the white folks in America. The N word is used thousands of times a day by professional black people. It's racist to say that it's ok for a black person to use that word but not whites.

Most white folks already knew it is unacceptable to use that word., but thanks for sharing.

jspchief 07-01-2013 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9776997)
I really, really wish that whore Giadia would do something like this

Or porn

Pablo 07-01-2013 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9781495)
It's pretty clear she should have settled her discrimination lawsuit to avoid things like this coming out.



http://www.nationalenquirer.com/cele...-gay-slurs-too

If most people cracking her had to testify under oath whether they've engaged in an all black-staff pocket change Easter egg hunt, 90% would either be lying or have to admit they have.

Pablo 07-01-2013 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 9786762)
This is a wake up call to all the white folks in America. The N word is used thousands of times a day by professional black people. It's racist to say that it's ok for a black person to use that word but not whites.

I agree. Your rights to use racial slurs are being trampled upon. Nobody should have to stand for that.


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