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Skyy God 03-21-2013 02:42 PM

Former Titans Cheerleader Molests 12 Year Old
 
Allegedly. She looks pretty rough in the mugshot.

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It was just five months ago that former Bengals cheerleader Sarah Jones accepted a plea deal after being arrested for having sex with a 16-year-old boy while she was a teacher at a high school in Kentucky. Now another former cheerleader, Elizabeth Leigh Garner, faces charges for getting all grope-y in a bathroom with a minor. One more alleged cheerleader sexual assault on a minor and we have a trend story.

Garner was a member of the Titans Cheerleading squad four years ago. This past week she was indicted on charges of sexual battery and solicitation of a minor.

Murfreesboro police said while visiting a friend’s home she followed a 12-year-old boy into the bathroom, fondled him, and then tried to seduce him.

The police report stated that Garner told sex crimes detectives, “that she was drunk that evening and that she got the boy confused with a man that was also at the residence.”

“That’s just absolutely no excuse for sexual assaulting a child. If you can’t tell the difference between a 12-year-old and an adult then there are problems,” said Kyle Evans with the Murfreesboro Police Department.

Problems, indeed. Problems for whatever man this drunk woman confused for a 12-year-old. There’s only so much of that that can be attributed to inebriation. Oh, and problems for Garner, who is 42 year old and accused of molesting someone 30 years her junior.
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/

DonkyPuncher 03-21-2013 02:46 PM

I wish a cheerleader would follow me into a bathroom and seduce me...

mcaj22 03-21-2013 02:47 PM

lol holy shit at the Mark Duper story on that same website link

gblowfish 03-21-2013 02:48 PM

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...And the twelve year old boy becomes a LIVING GOD at his middle school...

Chief_For_Life58 03-21-2013 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mcaj22 (Post 9518706)
lol holy shit at the Mark Duper story on that same website link

hahhahaha what.the.****. lol

ptlyon 03-21-2013 02:51 PM

THAT LUCKY ****ING MOTHER****ER!!!

Bwana 03-21-2013 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9518708)
...And the twelve year old boy becomes a LIVING GOD at his middle school...

Heh, she has changed in 4 years.

http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibti.../full34884.jpg

Chief_For_Life58 03-21-2013 02:51 PM

that 12 year old is gonna hit 18 and be like "WHY THE F DIDNT I BANG HER?!?!?!? NOOOO!!!!!!!" biggest regret of his life. his great white buffalo

Skyy God 03-21-2013 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief_For_Life58 (Post 9518714)
that 12 year old is gonna hit 18 and be like "WHY THE F DIDNT I BANG HER?!?!?!? NOOOO!!!!!!!" biggest regret of his life. his great white buffalo

If by white buffalo you mean white meth addict, then yes.

Easy 6 03-21-2013 02:54 PM

12? yeah, thats pushing it too far... "mistook him for another man" L.O.L.

scho63 03-21-2013 02:55 PM

I'm going to dye my hair, buy braces, lose 150 pounds and enroll in 7th grade. It looks like I could easily bang 2-3 teaches a week with what goes on nowadays.

Easier to get laid being a 12 year old nerd than a 50 year old experienced man with a stable career and life.

:shake:

rico 03-21-2013 02:56 PM

Hmm...I would have thought this would be considered acceptable behavior in Kentucky. If this 12 year old were her relative, I doubt she would have been arrested.

gblowfish 03-21-2013 02:56 PM

That kid must have a shovel in his underoos...

Sofa King 03-21-2013 03:00 PM

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t3CgRH8RlJs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The quality is top notch.

Chief_For_Life58 03-21-2013 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9518715)
If by white buffalo you mean white meth addict, then yes.

lol i wrote that after I saw the mugshot. I was going off the cheerleading profile picture. schwing!

Chief_For_Life58 03-21-2013 03:02 PM

durppa derp....Before....I wrote that Before I saw the mugshot

Clyde Frog 03-21-2013 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 9518728)
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t3CgRH8RlJs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The quality is top notch.

First thing I thought of when I clicked this thread.

"Where were all the sexed up teachers when I was a boy?"

The Franchise 03-21-2013 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 9518713)

Still would.

gblowfish 03-21-2013 03:09 PM

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Man, I wonder what affected her spankability? She looked pretty damn good in this picture:

ArrowheadMagic 03-21-2013 03:16 PM

*raises hand* next?

BlackHelicopters 03-21-2013 03:17 PM

METH

Mr. Flopnuts 03-21-2013 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9518740)
Man, I wonder what affected her spankability? She looked pretty damn good in this picture:

Too fat. /Omaha

DaneMcCloud 03-21-2013 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9518756)
METH

No makeup. Mug shot.

JFC.

burt 03-21-2013 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9518768)
No makeup. Mug shot.

JFC.

winner, winner, chicken dinner.

listopencil 03-21-2013 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9518768)
No makeup. Mug shot.

JFC.

^

listopencil 03-21-2013 03:31 PM

Ah, to be young again.

BlackHelicopters 03-21-2013 03:32 PM

meth

Garcia Bronco 03-21-2013 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9518768)
No makeup. Mug shot.

JFC.

Seriously. Its like these dudes don't get it

Pepe Silvia 03-21-2013 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9518738)
Still would.

This!

Mr. Laz 03-21-2013 04:45 PM

why could she possibly find sexy about a 12 year old boy?

BlackHelicopters 03-21-2013 04:56 PM

Wonder if her snatch was hairless?

Deberg_1990 03-21-2013 04:58 PM

Imagine the uproar if it was a 42 year old man groaping a 12 year old girl......

DJ's left nut 03-21-2013 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9518740)
Man, I wonder what affected her spankability? She looked pretty damn good in this picture:

Age is a bitch.

Always.

Pasta Little Brioni 03-21-2013 05:24 PM

If I had only known back then that the best way into a cheeleader's pants was TMNT underooos...

Pasta Little Brioni 03-21-2013 05:28 PM

Doggystyle

KC_Lee 03-21-2013 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9518989)
why could she possibly find sexy about a 12 year old boy?

Very true, how deep is that crazy well if you are an adult woman and you get turned on by a 12 year boy?

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 9519028)
Imagine the uproar if it was a 42 year old man groaping a 12 year old girl......

Somehow this gets lost every time this (older woman, young teen boy) happens.

Mr. Laz 03-21-2013 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by KC_Lee (Post 9519184)
Very true, how deep is that crazy well if you are an adult woman and you get turned on by a 12 year boy?

it's gotta be about adrenalin and shock

Doing something wrong with risk of getting caught etc ... add in the sex component adds more of a rush.

I would think it can't really have anything to do with the kid

Imon Yourside 03-21-2013 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 9518807)
Seriously. Its like these dudes don't get it

I'm a Brunette kinda guy and I def would(have to check with the wife first) :D

BigBeauford 03-21-2013 06:06 PM

Obligatory
https://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/...4405211871.jpg

Dave Lane 03-21-2013 06:27 PM

http://cbschicago.files.wordpress.co...4884.jpg?w=200

SnakeXJones 03-21-2013 06:36 PM

Paper or Plastic

fan4ever 03-21-2013 06:41 PM

Roid rage? She looked pretty bush in one of the earlier pictures. Oops; play on words.

kcxiv 03-21-2013 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9518738)
Still would.

yeah, its not going to be a damn glamour shot lol she's embarrassed in that picture probalby no make up and the lighting is ****ing terrrible. I bet she still looks pretty good if it wasnt a ****ing mug shot. Whos mug shot looks good anyways?

GloryDayz 03-21-2013 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 9518728)
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t3CgRH8RlJs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The quality is top notch.

This!!! JFC, just let it be...

TLO 03-21-2013 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 9518728)
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t3CgRH8RlJs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The quality is top notch.

My God that quality is top notch. But yeah came in here looking for said clip. ROFL

Tombstone RJ 03-21-2013 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 9518719)
I'm going to dye my hair, buy braces, lose 150 pounds and enroll in 7th grade. It looks like I could easily bang 2-3 teaches a week with what goes on nowadays.

Easier to get laid being a 12 year old nerd than a 50 year old experienced man with a stable career and life.

:shake:

don't forget to shave your balls too.

Chiefshrink 03-21-2013 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 9519028)
Imagine the uproar if it was a 42 year old man groaping a 12 year old girl......

Precisely:hmmm:

There is definitely a double standard in our society between the sexes when it comes to pedophiles.

Thig Lyfe 03-21-2013 07:38 PM

Can we just have an official "older woman molests boy" mega thread so we don't have to go through the effort of posting the exact same tired, unfunny bullshit every time it happens?

QuikSsurfer 03-21-2013 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9518799)
Ah, to be young again.

ROFL

Tombstone RJ 03-21-2013 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9519549)
Can we just have an official "older woman molests boy" mega thread so we don't have to go through the effort of posting the exact same tired, unfunny bullshit every time it happens?

the thing is, this never gets old because we are old men (relatively speaking) and this was like our fantasy growing up. It's just too titillating to let go :)

kcxiv 03-21-2013 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ (Post 9519655)
the thing is, this never gets old because we are old men (relatively speaking) and this was like our fantasy growing up. It's just too titillating to let go :)

yeah, while i think 12 is a bit ****ing young. In HS though, who didnt want to bang a teacher or 2 back then. lol

QuikSsurfer 03-21-2013 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ (Post 9519655)
the thing is, this never gets old because we are old men (relatively speaking) and this was like our fantasy growing up. It's just too titillating to let go :)

You don't have to explain yourself to that pedophile.

GloryDayz 03-22-2013 06:34 AM

Wow, this kid's going to be mind raped for this for the rest of his life! He thought having an ex-cheerleader honking-on-bobo was bad, just wait until the other kids in his class find out he narked on her! Yeah, I think he's going to have to move and going into a witness protection program of some sort...

NewChief 03-22-2013 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9518768)
No makeup. Mug shot.

JFC.

Yeah. She didn't have the best facial structure even in her cheer leading glamor shot. Half the guys here, though, you could put makeup, blonde wig, spray tan and tits on a baked potato ad dude's here would be like "Hawt!" Then you take a beauty, remove the makeup and they're all like, "not with hootie's dick."

LiveSteam 03-22-2013 08:45 AM

before the pussification of America this is something a father would brag to his friends about.
Yo John my boy pulled straight A's at school this year
Good for your son Todd. All my 8th grader did is **** a NFL cheerleader

Predarat 03-22-2013 09:07 AM

From what she used to be to an Antioch Crackhead Hooker look. SMH. Bet she has scabies.

Just Passin' By 03-22-2013 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9520337)
Yeah. She didn't have the best facial structure even in her cheer leading glamor shot. Half the guys here, though, you could put makeup, blonde wig, spray tan and tits on a baked potato ad dude's here would be like "Hawt!" Then you take a beauty, remove the makeup and they're all like, "not with hootie's dick."

If they have to cake on the makeup to look good, they weren't beauties in the first place.

loochy 03-22-2013 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Passin' By (Post 9520504)
If they have to cake on the makeup to look good, they weren't beauties in the first place.

not necessarily.

my wife has a friend that is pretty hot, yet she still cakes on the makeup.

i think its like some kind of insecurity or psychological disorder

BWillie 03-22-2013 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9518740)
Man, I wonder what affected her spankability? She looked pretty damn good in this picture:

Cuz its a fu*king mugshot. She looks completely fine especially considering its a mugshot

threebag 03-22-2013 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 9520585)
Cuz its a fu*king mugshot. She looks completely fine especially considering its a mugshot

She'd look better with my dick in her mouth.

boogblaster 03-22-2013 11:58 AM

she mistook 12 years fo 12 inches .....

HolyHat 03-22-2013 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by boogblaster (Post 9521004)
she mistook 12 years fo 12 inches .....

:LOL:

Bowser 03-22-2013 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mcaj22 (Post 9518706)
lol holy shit at the Mark Duper story on that same website link

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content.../BabyPunch.gif


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