Man Sent to Jail For Ejaculating In Co-Works Water Bottle
 

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati..._in_cowor.html


A man convicted of ejaculating in a female co-worker's water bottle was sentenced to six months in jail and must register as a sex offender for life, a judge ruled.

Superior Court Judge Walter Schwarm also put Michael Kevin Lallana, of Fullerton, Calif., on probation for three years, The Orange County Register reported.

On two different occasions, the 32-year-old Lallana secretly ejaculated into the woman's water bottle, cops said.

Lallana and the woman were employees of Northwestern Mutual Financial Network, although they barely spoke to each other in four years of working together, the woman testified.

Asked for his motives, Lallana admitted to defiling his coworker's bottle as a form of sexual gratification.

"It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone," he told Orange County investigators.

The victim, a 29-year-old executive assistant identified only as Tiffany G., first began to suspect something was wrong earlier this year when she took a sip from the bottle a noticed a strange taste.

After the same thing happened a few months later, she took the bottle to a private lab, where scientists found semen in the water.

Police began an investigation, and Lallana eventually confessed. A subsequent DNA test confirmed his semen was in the woman's bottle.

During the trial, Lallana's lawyer argued that his client acted out of immaturity and not for sexual purposes. The judge wasn't buying it and and gave Lallana the max.

"I've spent many days crying and not sleeping," the woman testified. "I feel it was a form of rape. I hate seeing him. I hate him seeing me."

With News Wire Services



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pics nao !

Her water bottle must have been opaque.

This drink has more protein than Gatorade.

[QUOTE=Bo's Pelini;7589862]where scientists found semen in the water.[QUOTE]

Well duh... Where else do you find semen? :thailor:

I swear to God this happened last year. There was a thread about it. Copycat jerker?
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Does the co-worker yell repost with jizz in her mouth?

That was a guy who defiled sample products at a grocery store.
I prefer to do it in women's face cream.












j/k

He JIHB.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the person drinking your man-stuff won't agree with the part about not hurting anyone.

This is nearly as stupid as what the guy did. Can we lock them both up?

Fap
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Fap.
They call him the Fapper.

Fap
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You know what he's after.

I'm sure somebody will return the favor to this perv in butt sex prison.

yeah, i'm sure there's nothing like jerking off in a hot chicks water bottle. you relieve the stress, the marriage is still strong, and the co-worker gets a free load of sea monkeys.

Wow, I would PIHB to.

What about the victim?

Yeah, her bottle to.

I bet he's from Jerk Water, USA.

How did they find out? I'm at work and can't read the article.. but was it on camera or did she recognize the taste? lol

She read the article.

(had the water tested. tasted "weird.")

Reminds me when George Castanza had sex on his office desk and got fired for it.
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Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
George Costanza: Who said that?
Mr. Lippman: She did.
George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
Mr. Lippman: You're fired!
George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that.


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I've never seen someone ejaculate into water, so I'm not sure what happens. Does it dissolve? If not, then wouldn't you wouldn't notice? Water bottle must not have been clear.

He must have really good aim, too. Not unlike that 12 year old tossing a football.

Well, now you've got something to do on your next date. :thumb:

I will have long forgotten this thread years from now.

Yes, eventually.

Poor woman... now everyone knows she swallows.

why would you even question if it would dissolve?

The midwest is dumb

Since you seem to be the expert, then how long does it usually take?

I ****ING KNEW IT!
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ghlight=bottle

The first was about the arrest, the 2nd the conviction.

Yeah, but I knew that I had heard this story before.

I think this chick needs to be billed for his services. He did provide her a healthy drink and he had to work to do so.

I got into an argument with one of my brothers about a gal he was dating that wouldn't swallow. He was going to dump her for it. He is one of my stranger brothers, however.

Oh cum on now.

It was actually Greek yogurt.

So he was jacking-off at work. The shame.

I don't think even the 9th circuit would approve that.

Wad do you mean?

So the guy doesn't feel it is right to cheat on his wife, but it is ok to ejaculate in a pretty woman's water bottle? :doh!:

Based on those pictures, he is correct that there's no way he would otherwise get semen into that woman.

It's kind of gross. I feel sorry for her, and he has let down all men by making another attractive woman hate our gender.

Who cares what that cum guzzler thinks?

You are kind of spunky today. Oh, and as an FYI, never refer to your wife as a "cum bucket," at least not when she is within ear-shot.

I do. She's a sensitive, intelligent woman who could possibly google herself and find this some day, and if she does, I want her to like me because she's quite attractive.

I like what you did there.

LMAO Have you really used the "cum bucket' within earshot of your betrothed?

Damn you are a nice guy.

Yes.

When it's in my best interest.

She kind of looks like James Earl Jones in Conan the Barbarian, when he begins to transform into the snake. Except whiter and more female-looking.

http://www.theakan.com/James-earl-jones3.jpg

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He looks like he's related to tattoo.

I doff my fedora to you.

While what he did was obviously wrong, this statement is a little over the top IMO. Its not like shes the only woman a guy has ever fantasized about.

While I agree with you in principle I have to say that the result of most peoples fantasizing isn't a salt shake.

When they say "You have the right to remain silent" more people should take that seriously.

In a late breaking development it turns out it was only sun tan lotion....

Heh. Yeah.

Its criminal, i dont blame him one bit.

Please....The only difference is...most guys salt shake occurs in private.

Okay, that's more accurate. Still, dumping it into her water bottle crosses some sort of line. He could have at least have given her an angry pirate.

Actually, he should have given her a pearl necklace as compensation.

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First he had to steal the bottle, slip off to the bathroom. I guess he would have to dump out the water? scratch that, I don't even... A whole lot had to happen

Not if you're proud and have distance...

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