Rules for pooping at work
 

Sorry, I cant post the article, but its sooo worth the click. I cried from laughter...

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/...place-bathroom

HAY DO YOU KNOW THE 16 KINDS OF POOPIE?

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!
The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

I give this thread 2 Pooties

Still can't poop at work. Going on 3 years.

Thank youo:-)

Poopin at work is the wild west. No rules, only survival.

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Only one rule for pooping at my work. Nobody poops there but me!

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"Let me scan it" LMAO

The stall is a harsh matron.

This reminded me of an old video I saw that showed the etiquette for using the men's urinals and how if you didn't follow the rules it could bring about the zombie apocalypse. I have googled everything I could think of but can't find it. Anyone know which video I am talking about and where I might find it?

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DISCLAIMER : NSFW LANGUAGE ; POOPY NOISES

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I pee on the toilet seats at work to encourage people to poop at home. Don't want to smell somebody else's shit every time I have to take a leak.

I always poop at work - nothing better than getting paid to take a shlt.

However, no one obeys rule #2. It seems half the time someone comes in, sits down in the stall next to me, and waits quietly for me to finish. Ive just started waiting them out. Ive got my phone, and fugg 'em, I was here first.

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I usually just shit in a cup at my desk and throw it in the dumpster on my way out of the office. It kind of bothers some people but I don't give a ****, I am a man.

There's nothing worse than being painfully forced by nature to drop a loud and smelly deuce with a respected colleague quietly sitting in the stall next to you.

It's funny to do the squatting standoff to see who will quickly leave the stall first and not confront the other poop master coming out of the crapper.

No one pays attention to poop at work ettiquette, and rule number 2 is the most important one.

I thought people were just engaging in shit warfare. :shrug:

Rule no 2 is not necessary if you ****ing destroy the stool.

Word will spread...