a thread about me
 

since I've been here a few years, and I've never seen a birthday thread dedicated to me, I'm going to designate this thread as a countdown to said birthday

no matter how much people will get annoyed by my constant bumping of this thread, I will continue to update it with a countdown to my upcoming birthday

this way, when the actual day arrives, there might be at least one person who will dedicate a thread in honor of my birthday

as of right now, there is

7 days, 9 hours, 54 minutes until I'm 26 years old

Happy Birthday.

There, now I don't need to remember it.

I'm sure you'll be able to get a birthday spanking from many of the members here.

Happy early birthday Endelt!!!

See me. I am puking yellow. Go ahead feed off each other more. ROFL

You're 26?

I'm gonna stop feeling guilty about hitting on you now.

my birthday is first

I'm not 26 yet


7 days, 9 hours, 36 minutes until I'm 26

I don't know what you see in her anyway. Her face is too blurry.

Well, there goes another fantasy. 26?

If I didn't think Angel wasn't just the sweetest girl here, I'd use her thread to tell you how very much I'd love to see your nuts deep fat fried.

What is the ethnicity of the female in your avatar?

not yet

still got 7 days, 9 hours and 34 min to go

Well, yeah.

But the dirty, old man thing isn't linear. After 18, DOM fantasy strength decreases exponentially with the female's age.

Aren't you a little old to be wearing a Catholic School Girl Uniform?

She may be the sweetest but she isn't the smartest. Did you see her that time she put her head in an alligator's mouth?

Oh. Indian?

I'm neither sweet nor smart... so there!



7 days, 9 hours, 28 min

Squaw. Never had a squaw.

It's something we all go through in our 25th year.

And this will be different from every other thread how?

It wasn't a Catholic School Girl outfit, and I didn't pick it-- I picked the other one



7 days, 9 hours, 27 min

Based on the picture, I'm guessing a full B cup as well.

Sounds like most of the girls I date.

I'm not going to let it happen

I'm going to keep it all about me

ME!!!



7 days, 9 hours, 25 min

Let's see the other one?

Just think angel, if you had a website, you could pull this crap there...

:cuss: Simplex!!1

Hehe, I've had three of them.....just in the past 6 months.

yeah... damn him and his saying that he'll make me a website and then not doing it and leaving up that horrible picture for all time...


7 days, 9 hours, 24 min

Hmm. A mutt?

I know. Based I what I can see in the picture.

I'm right, aren't I.

I wish I could discern penis size by staring at the top of a man's head.

I'd be rich.

I just realized my last post would have been more interesting had I quoted this instead of Angel's post.

I used to hijack threads all the time, and my post count is far less than yours which means that I have hijacked more threads in relation to post count than you have... I say it has something to do with breasts-- and I haven't even shown them-- imagine what would happen if I went to the next level... you are no match



7 days, 9 hours, 20 min

That's humorous, we discern a woman's usefullness by staring at the top of her head!
ROFL

Well good luck with that-and Happy B-dAY-I will be the first one to buy you a beer at the Huge CP Birthday bash in your honor.

It's over now. Endelt doesn't stand a chance.. She mentioned her boobs and the next level for gods sake.

Am I right?

How has this thread gone so far without the requisite...

"This thread is worthless without birthday(suit) pics"

Jeez... you guys are slipping

--Kyle

ROFL

I can usually tell by a woman's neck size and upper arms. Augmentation excluded, of course.

That is a good question that deserves an answer. Do you think it deserves a good answer? That is the real question???

I'm sorry all I heard was, "blah blah blah I'm a dirty tramp"



7 days, 9 hours, 12 min

Okay.

Come on, what did Endelt ever do to you to deserve such an insult? :D

nobody asked you



7 days, 9 hours, 6 min

What are you......12?
that seems to be about right for this immature post

Angels B-Day Bash- Saturday January 7th at Fat Chance-Independence MO. Starts at 8:30.

Music, pool, beer, and special guest.

Hiyah! Hiyah! or Bibidee bibidee?

blah blah blah I'm a dirty tramp

I'm busy on the 7th


who's the special guest?




7 days, 9 hours, 1 min

I may be immature, but at least I can count




7 days, 9 hours

I guess you will never know.

Angels Chiefs Planet Birthday Bash

January 14th-Saturday. Fat Chance Indepedndence Mo.

Live Band, beer, pool, dancing, and a very special, guest.

So I'm at this bar a few months back, and this girl starts mothing off to me, saying stuff like, "Yeah, act like you don't know who I am, asshole," and the like. (I had no idea who she was.) She then tells me how I hit her in the face with a beer bottle and punched her while she was on the ground at Fat Chance once. I honestly had no idea who she was and hadn't been to that place for at least 5 years (or more... not since just after it opened). She kept talking shit and going on and on till I walked off. Made me want to hit her int he face with a beer bottle and punch her to the ground...

That's my Fat Chance story.

Was her name Barbie?

That is strange-as Fat Chance has only the best patrons-beautiful, smart women-that get even better after each beer.

fat chance in independence?
oh my god....

bp

Oh crap... Now if I start a thread for you it'll seem like I'm only doing it because you said to...

:banghead:

You might not be rich, but you'd be happy.

again, it's just a bunch of "blah, blah, blah, I'm a stupid whore" is that all you guys talk about?



7 days, 6 hours, 10 min

This thread has potential....but..... :hmmm:

post a picture of the top of your head