Hottest Female Celebrity Tournament - Round 1 - Heat 16
 

Okay, Everyone. Gather around. It’s time to start this tournament. We’re setting out to find out who Chiefsplanet will vote as the hottest female celebrity. Once we vote the nominees down to one final champion, perhaps we can contact her and find out if she’s interested in any action with such fine gentlemen such as ourselves.

This is a large tournament, with a total of 115 entries. I tried to go a few different directions with the brackets and seeding, but in the end, random was best way to go. This will give us the best shot of having the powerhouses make the final polls.

The first round will consist of 23 heats of 5 girls. In each heat, I ask that you vote for your favorite two girls that you believe should advance to round two. Theoretically, we want the votes to be based strictly upon looks. I will post the picture that was submitted with each nomination. That being said, users are permitted to lobby for their nominee with more pictures (including NSFW pictures, if posted with the correct NSFW tags). We will also have some wildcard heats at the end of certain rounds, so if your favorite celebrity gets eliminated, there is a chance she might get back in to the contest.

That being said, this is my first contest of this size, so cut me some slack and roll with the punches.

On to the girls!

Vote for the two hottest girls in this heat, please.

Halle Berry

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...le%20Berry.jpg



Kate Upton

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...te%20Upton.jpg



Adrianne Curry

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ne%20Curry.jpg




Catherine Zeta Jones

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ta%20jones.jpg




Anna Kendrick

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...20Kendrick.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...l/kate%202.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...l/kate%201.jpg

I needed no lobbying this round. I went Kate and Halle.

Anna and Katherine.

Just say no to Kate Upton.

Strong heat

I agree, and I think it's got a wide variety as far as types are concerned.

http://punchpin.com/thumbs/all_files...ssybro.com.jpg

http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/...pskatifd3u.jpg

http://img.rlsbb.com/images/2014/06/...455_-_Copy.jpg

http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/upl...ary-2014_1.jpg

http://media0.giphy.com/media/wuINxsUQN7PEI/giphy.gif

You would say no to this?

http://www.thywalls.com/wp-content/u...llpaper-4k.jpg

:spock::spock::spock::spock::spock::spock::spock::spock::spock:

Catherine and Upton for me. Never been a fan of Berry. Short hair... I dont get it.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cZuaghvCas...lpapers-14.jpg

Berry and Kate Uptons tits. They're that good.


Lots of talent going to get unfairly dismissed.

I will grant you Halle Beery loomed better with long hair.

I wouldn't approach her. If she approached me? I'm sure I'd betray my post.

The biggest problem is that she looks like my niece. Nope.

https://media.giphy.com/media/10Uhy46DLnmtkk/giphy.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/OpRYMtP3FzHoI/giphy.gif

http://i.imgur.com/LWI2icw.gif?noredirect

https://media.giphy.com/media/d48mgId665lRu/giphy.gif

http://thecjkb.net/gif/kateinmotion.gif

I know Anna has no chance here but if you follow her on Twitter, you'd understand why I'd pretty much give away all my worldly possessions to get her to grace me with her presence.

In before Dane strolls in and shits all over your world.

https://cms.myspacecdn.com/cms/x/13/...rick-tweet.jpg

http://www.hercampus.com/sites/defau...?itok=V_DaGuqk

She called Bruno Mars the coolest hobbit in the shire during the SB.

She shows up in a Ben Folds video and dances with Fraggles.

And if Dane doesn't like her, he can go straight to hell...

I d vote for Anna...if someone gets her a meal first

He'll like Anna, not Kate. Kate is for losers who like empty headed pieces of shit. Blondes are for the lazy who can't handle cool personalities. Blonde's s*******. They are not erotic at all. Probably love it on top, like most lazy chicks do.

Who the **** nominated her?! I want a word with you boy.

Anna would probably try and murder me in my sleep at some point though. And that's exciting.

It was ThaVirus.

You racist piece of crap. :D

I would have liked to vote for any of these girls. This was my kind of heat.

Anna has a good look about her, and great personality.

Catherine Zeta Jones is older, sophisticated, and has always been very pretty.

Adrianne Curry annoyed me a times during her VH1 reality run, but she's hot and has good personality for the most part.

Halle Berry, has a classy, well balanced beauty about her.

Kate Upton has a great look about her, and has some meat on her bones. I admire that.

In the end, I couldn't get Halle's scene in Monster's Ball out of my head, and Kate has amazing tits. So, there went my votes.

I'll say this though, Kate better take advantage of those things while gravity is still on her side.

They're all good. I think poor Adrienne is getting left out though.

This. Hot AND hilarious.

Getting left behind and rightfully so.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...e0cda9121b.jpg

There's just something... how do I say this?... "manly" about her face.

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/201...38652370-5.jpg

:clap:

nah.

watch her on tv or something.

she's really hot...but she just falls short here

That will happen when you are ugly in a hot celebrity contest.

I also voted for Kate.

Dem tiddies, man. Dem tiddies...

Kate is a Fake Plastic Tree. A mirage

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VGtCnanvrJ...ic+2013+02.jpg

Anna, and it's not even close.

I'm headed out to dinner, but one more before I go.

http://i.imgur.com/H9aVAAf.jpg

Fools:

http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/v...fashion-we.jpg

Omaha?

Anna pulls into second!

Rock the vote, fans of hot, funny, talented women...

(but using a vote on a big-titted blonde skank is okay, too)

Kate has a mustache:

http://itsnotaboutme.tv/news/wp-cont.../11/images.jpg

She is no more than a 6.

Kate Upton's lower half is ****ing disgusting.

I'm so disappointed in CP right now. You guys are clearly just enamored by her huge cans, which probably look like shit outside of a bra.

Halle Berry's the only choice in this round for me

How in the **** is Upton winning..yeah she has huge tits and dances around..the woman has no ass..more facial hair than most teenage boys..not to mention she is not anywhere near hot

eDave, I hope at some point tonight you slam your typing hand in a door.

I'm registering a mult. Look for iDave.

I lost all faith in this place when Stacey Dash lost yesterday

I saw the fappening. Kate's cans do fine without support, believe me.

Don't shoot the messenger Trinity.

Still look fine to me.

Why is that picture half the size of my house?

Fat pig / youknowwho

Whoa man! So big you could see her dirty yellow teeth.

Thought I was looking at Elway there for a sec.

No idea. Picture I was looking at wasnt that big, but I mean... the bigger the better. ****ing look at those!

Edited the picture to a smaller more exposing picture.

What a hideous beast! Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot dick!

If Halle Berry doesn't even make it out of the first round, it kind of makes the tournament a bit of a joke, doesn't it?

LMAO LMAO jd..

What a horrible ****ing body Kate Upton has. Wow. Those hips are horrid.

What do expect from a non-Rain Man-sanctioned tournament?

Seriously. I'm not on a computer or I'd be campaigning my dick off.

Halle should be the clear winner here. Not that hog and Anna ****ingg Kendrick. Her nose is so big and pointy.

**** YOU!!!

YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

i would rather **** upton in her prime than halle in her prime...

this is a 'hot' contest not who has the prettiest face and skin

upton in her prime blows away this heat

But she's like a normal healthy weight these days so she's ugly!

I've just been voting in and monitoring the contest so far, but the results here in this heat were so out of line that I had to comment. I'm definitely starting to buy into Dane's theory about this tourney for sure.

we need more transparency next year

public results!

Hottest Female Celebrity Tournament - Round 1 - Heat 16
 

It's a bunch of middle aged white dudes. I expected results like this but come the **** on...

This is tragic.

wait are we or are we not voting on them at their PRIME?

She never had a prime. Poor, poor choice Kate is.

If we are talking black women then give me Paula Patton, Alicia Keys, K.D. Aubert, Jada Pinkett Smith, Rachel True (**** she was hot in Half Baked).

I agree.

I also think that for the next round, when it's pared down to whatever, Timbone can and should make the voting public.

I can't believe that Kerry Washington received so few votes.

She's gorgeous.

Halle Berry is a clear and obvious #1. She's the most obvious winner of her heat in the whole tournament so far.

At a distant #2, I guess I would put Kate Upton. You may not believe this, but I say that because of her face. She has a nice face.

I objectively recognize that Zeta-Jones is attractive, but as I mentioned in another heat, the film noir bombshell just isn't my type.

The other two women in this heat have facial features (in these photos) that don't send Cupid's arrow my way.

Scoreboard bitch.

And CP likes their dumb blondes. Gross.

I used to like you.

Is this about Halle Berry? If so, I completely agree. There's no way Halle Berry should be anywhere other than #1, and frankly every single voter should have made her one of their top 2. This may even be worse than the Winona Ryder snub, because Winona was at least competing with Nadine Velazquez.

In a few moments, I will likely call you a racist. Be ready for it.

She's good too.

Was she in a poll? I don't remember her.

Who do you like better than me in this heat?

I'll dismissively wave at everyone but Halle. You can like them if you want. But you're required to like Halle. It's programmed into our genes to like Halle.

Why don't you just marry her then. Jeesh.

Wait, is that an option?

Yeah but I can't remember which poll, as there have been soooooo many.

But she got like 14 votes or something ridiculous.

I wouldn't mind, but I worry about how much it would slow participation down. Folks don't like to be judged on their poll choices.