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Direckshun 09-29-2013 09:49 PM

Late night bullshit: Bring on the ****ing Broncos.
 
Bring them on.

I feared them (at least so much as you can fear a football team) at the start of the season.

But now? Please.

Julian Thomas cannot break open a game if Berry is blanketing him.

Sean Smith is playing out of his mind, let him take Decker out of the game. Let's put Flowers on Demaryius Thomas (he should be back to form by then).

And **** it, let's see this Marcus Cooper kid do his damnedest on Welker. He's got the wheels for it, but Abdullah and Demps could clearly step up to the plate if that doesn't work out.

Make those windows as small as possible, send Hali/Houston/Poe, and may the best man win.

Gonna be a hell of a game after the bye, people.

Hammock Parties 09-29-2013 09:50 PM

Got my ticket for Dec. 1 today.

Go big or go home.

RealSNR 09-29-2013 09:53 PM

If Cooper is legit, we're built to beat the Donks.

Cover 3 and let Houston/Hali/Poe do the rest.

Let's see Peyton prepare for THAT shit. With Bob Sutton at the helm, this is a defense that will attack HIM.

Deberg_1990 09-29-2013 09:54 PM

I just want to see Houston, Poe or Hali crush Manning on his neck.

Sorter 09-29-2013 09:55 PM

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Quesadilla Joe 09-29-2013 09:55 PM

Your secondary cannot cover our receivers and TE's. The only hope the Chiefs have is if they can get a pass rush going, which is unlikely because Denver has one of the best pass blocking lines in the league.

The Chiefs will be lucky to hold us to 30 points, and your offense poses no threat whatsoever to our defense.

mcaj22 09-29-2013 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10033825)
If Cooper is legit, we're built to beat the Donks.

Cover 3 and let Houston/Hali/Poe do the rest.

Let's see Peyton prepare for THAT shit. With Bob Sutton at the helm, this is a defense that will attack HIM.

we dont play much zone?

Mother****erJones 09-29-2013 09:56 PM

Uh ya...calm down. I'm not ready for Denver yet. Our offense has to get healthy and clicking

milkman 09-29-2013 09:56 PM

How about we just bring on the Titans, since they next.

DaFace 09-29-2013 09:57 PM

I'm looking forward to it and think it'll be really fun to watch. However, I honestly just don't see us winning more than one of the two, and even that's a long shot.

Direckshun 09-29-2013 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033837)
Your secondary cannot cover our receivers and TE's. The only hope the Chiefs have is if they can get a pass rush going, which is unlikely because Denver has one of the best pass blocking lines in the league.

The Chiefs will be lucky to hold us to 30 points, and your offense poses no threat whatsoever to our defense.

Considering we have the league's second or third best secondary with a healthy Flowers, we're built to make those windows as small as you're going to see them all season.

Now, if Manning can still hit those windows with Poe/Hali/Houston in his face, then so be it.

My guess is, he'll fail at least as often as he succeeds.

Discuss Thrower 09-29-2013 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033837)
Your secondary cannot cover our receivers and TE's. The only hope the Chiefs have is if they can get a pass rush going, which is unlikely because Denver has one of the best pass blocking lines in the league.

The Chiefs will be lucky to hold us to 30 points, and your offense poses no threat whatsoever to our defense.

I read this with Salome Jens' voice in my head.

You are the female Changeling.

Gravedigger 09-29-2013 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033837)
Your secondary cannot cover our receivers and TE's. The only hope the Chiefs have is if they can get a pass rush going, which is unlikely because Denver has one of the best pass blocking lines in the league.

The Chiefs will be lucky to hold us to 30 points, and your offense poses no threat whatsoever to our defense.

I think you overvalue your defense and you haven't played a good defense all season.

notorious 09-29-2013 09:58 PM

A lot will happen in the next 2 months.

Quesadilla Joe 09-29-2013 09:58 PM

The second game could turn out differently because the game will be at Arrowhead and the Broncos play @SD, KC, @NE and then @KC. I still think we should win the game but wouldn't be surprised if you were within 7-10 points at the start of the 4th quarter.

Simply Red 09-29-2013 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10033796)
Got my ticket for Dec. 1 today.

Go big or go home.

ditto - one section from Claynus.

TribalElder 09-29-2013 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033837)
Your secondary cannot cover our receivers and TE's. The only hope the Chiefs have is if they can get a pass rush going, which is unlikely because Denver has one of the best pass blocking lines in the league.

The Chiefs will be lucky to hold us to 30 points, and your offense poses no threat whatsoever to our defense.

use both hooves when you are sucking this chiefs ****

Sorter 09-29-2013 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033837)
Your secondary cannot cover our receivers and TE's. The only hope the Chiefs have is if they can get a pass rush going, which is unlikely because Denver has one of the best pass blocking lines in the league.

The Chiefs will be lucky to hold us to 30 points, and your offense poses no threat whatsoever to our defense.

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Mother****erJones 09-29-2013 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 10033863)
use both hooves when you are sucking this chiefs ****

ROFL

Mother****erJones 09-29-2013 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 10033864)

That man has a Manning forehead

Mav 09-29-2013 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033859)
The second game could turn out differently because the game will be at Arrowhead and the Broncos play @SD, KC, @NE and then @KC. I still think we should win the game but wouldn't be surprised if you were within 7-10 points at the start of the 4th quarter.

Okay. Im not like the rest of the people here. So understand this. In the video game threads, we are cool.

But, please. STFU. YOU HAVE BEATEN NO BODY.

You have not, and will not play a team as physical and imposing as the Chiefs until you PLAY THE CHIEFS. Keep making like Marilyn Manson, and sucking your own dick, because you need to be in that position with your head by your ass, so that the Chiefs, can go ahead and shove it right up your ass.

Efffff, the DONKEYS.

mcaj22 09-29-2013 10:02 PM

the Broncos will be the first team we face that the refs will give tons of bail out calls to

the minute our secondary even touches their precious WRs they will throw the laundry.

the Broncos have that luxory right now and it pisses me off cause of horseface and limp neck peyton

Coach 09-29-2013 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10033850)
How about we just bring on the Titans, since they next.

This.

Rasputin 09-29-2013 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10033850)
How about we just bring on the Titans, since they next.


This.


We are going have our hands full with Chris Johnson even if they have a backup quarterback. Chris Johnson and Jamaal Charles are interchangeable running backs so going be interesting they are both going try to out do each other.


I don't even give a **** about Dumbver until we play them.

Simply Red 09-29-2013 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033859)
The second game could turn out differently because the game will be at Arrowhead and the Broncos play @SD, KC, @NE and then @KC. I still think we should win the game but wouldn't be surprised if you were within 7-10 points at the start of the 4th quarter.

they suffocate the opponent this year. This is nothing like last year.

Titty Meat 09-29-2013 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10033856)
I read this with Salome Jens' voice in my head.

You are the female Changeling.

Lmao

Sorter 09-29-2013 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 10033868)
That man has a Manning forehead

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You bite your tongue.

listopencil 09-29-2013 10:03 PM

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Mother****erJones 09-29-2013 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 10033886)

:D

The Bad Guy 09-29-2013 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033859)
The second game could turn out differently because the game will be at Arrowhead and the Broncos play @SD, KC, @NE and then @KC. I still think we should win the game but wouldn't be surprised if you were within 7-10 points at the start of the 4th quarter.

Hopefully the next time you're jerking off over half-naked Eric Decker pictures you shoot both your eyes out, you bet welching loser dickbag.

The Bad Guy 09-29-2013 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10033881)
they suffocate the opponent this year. This is nothing like last year.

That loser bastard didn't watch his own team when they sucked, you think he watches the rest of the NFL?

He doesn't have a ****ing clue about the Chiefs.

Mother****erJones 09-29-2013 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 10033892)
Hopefully the next time you're jerking off over half-naked Eric Decker pictures you shoot both your eyes out, you bet welching loser dickbag.

ROFL

Rasputin 09-29-2013 10:08 PM

Holy **** after the Tits game we got three home games in a row, cool.




Damn wish we were playing the Redskins before our bye week so we can knock out the NFCE and have a clean sweep early. That would have been cool.

Mav 09-29-2013 10:08 PM

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The Bad Guy 09-29-2013 10:08 PM

Broncos have had the luxury of opening the season up with 3 of 4 at home and facing the SB champ in their own backyard when the Orioles wouldn't play nice.

Quesadilla Joe 09-29-2013 10:11 PM

Seriously, with the way Peyton is playing this year I don't think there is a team in the league who can beat us. And once we get Von and Champ back...

The Chiefs are much better than I thought they'd be, but the Broncos would have to play pretty badly to lose to KC. Not saying that the Chiefs are a bad team, they're not, they just aren't on the Broncos level.

Quesadilla Joe 09-29-2013 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 10033902)
Broncos have had the luxury of opening the season up with 3 of 4 at home and facing the SB champ in their own backyard when the Orioles wouldn't play nice.

They are also beating teams by 30 points without three first team All Pro's, and they should be getting one of them back two weeks from now.

Psyko Tek 09-29-2013 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033837)
Your secondary cannot cover our receivers and TE's. The only hope the Chiefs have is if they can get a pass rush going, which is unlikely because Denver has one of the best pass blocking lines in the league.

The Chiefs will be lucky to hold us to 30 points, and your offense poses no threat whatsoever to our defense.

did you know facts and you posts have nothing in common?

Mav 09-29-2013 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033905)
Seriously, with the way Peyton is playing this year I don't think there is a team in the league who can beat us. And once we get Von and Champ back...

The Chiefs are much better than I thought they'd be, but the Broncos would have to play pretty badly to lose to KC. Not saying that the Chiefs are a bad team, they're not, they just aren't on the Broncos level.

What level would that be? You mean the ravens cant win on the road? Because they lost to the Bills today.

Or that the Chiefs cant beat the eagles? Wait, did that already.

So what exactly have you done, that the chiefs haven't done that has you say they have no chance?

I understand your trolling technique, but BE REALISTIC.

Discuss Thrower 09-29-2013 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033905)
Seriously, with the way Peyton is playing this year I don't think there is a team in the league who can beat us. And once we get Von and Champ back...

The Chiefs are much better than I thought they'd be, but the Broncos would have to play pretty badly to lose to KC. Not saying that the Chiefs are a bad team, they're not, they just aren't on the Broncos level.

3-12.

Cephalic Trauma 09-29-2013 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033905)
Seriously, with the way Peyton is playing this year I don't think there is a team in the league who can beat us. And once we get Von and Champ back...

The Chiefs are much better than I thought they'd be, but the Broncos would have to play pretty badly to lose to KC. Not saying that the Chiefs are a bad team, they're not, they just aren't on the Broncos level.

You might be a fan of a good team who bought a really good quarterback, but you will always be a massive fair-wether tool who lives vicariously through his team.

You add nothing to this board, or society for that matter. You are just an epic ****ing douche.

Mav 09-29-2013 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033909)
They are also beating teams by 30 points without three first team All Pro's, and they should be getting one of them back two weeks from now.

Three first team all pros?

Peyton didn't play?

Cause Champ Bailey was a second teamer.

The Bad Guy 09-29-2013 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033905)
Seriously, with the way Peyton is playing this year I don't think there is a team in the league who can beat us. And once we get Von and Champ back...

The Chiefs are much better than I thought they'd be, but the Broncos would have to play pretty badly to lose to KC. Not saying that the Chiefs are a bad team, they're not, they just aren't on the Broncos level.

You could be 0-4 right now and you'd be on here talking about how there's no one that can beat Peyton Manning moving forward.

Peyton Manning has lost regular season games before. You haven't played a defense 1/10th near the caliber of the Chiefs. You haven't faced any teams with a real pass rush, nor have you played any teams that can cover in the secondary.

Psyko Tek 09-29-2013 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcaj22 (Post 10033876)
the Broncos will be the first team we face that the refs will give tons of bail out calls to

the minute our secondary even touches their precious WRs they will throw the laundry.

the Broncos have that luxory right now and it pisses me off cause of horseface and limp neck peyton

oooohh bullshit
have you been watching the games
the nfxc least gets the best calls
but yeah denver will get more
I bet anybody getting withing 5 yards of the forehead gets us a roughing the passer

The Bad Guy 09-29-2013 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10033921)
You might be a fan of a good team who bought a really good quarterback, but you will always be a massive fair-wether tool who lives vicariously through his team.

You add nothing to this board, or society for that matter. You are just an epic ****ing douche.

Quoted for truth.

KChiefs1 09-29-2013 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10033850)
How about we just bring on the Titans, since they next.

I'm with milkman on this...let's just take it one at a time. Locker won't be available for the game.

RealSNR 09-29-2013 10:21 PM

I wish Knowmo would stop thinking of Champ Bailey as an asset.

He's barely the 3rd best CB on your team and will wind up as a liability who gets targeted constantly when he does come back.

Taco John 09-29-2013 10:21 PM

If you guys can beat the Texans, then I might think you're on to something. But beating NFC East teams is pretty underwhelming. The nice thing is that you've got one of the easiest schedules I remember ever seeing - ever.

Hammock Parties 09-29-2013 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John (Post 10033936)
If you guys can beat the Texans, then I might think you're on to something. But beating NFC East teams is pretty underwhelming. The nice thing is that you've got one of the easiest schedules I remember ever seeing - ever.

And the Broncos have beaten...who?

Sorter 09-29-2013 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033905)
Seriously, with the way Peyton is playing this year I don't think there is a team in the league who can beat us. And once we get Von and Champ back...

The Chiefs are much better than I thought they'd be, but the Broncos would have to play pretty badly to lose to KC. Not saying that the Chiefs are a bad team, they're not, they just aren't on the Broncos level.

Av bet the Pats win by 4+?

Psyko Tek 09-29-2013 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John (Post 10033936)
If you guys can beat the Texans, then I might think you're on to something. But beating NFC East teams is pretty underwhelming. The nice thing is that you've got one of the easiest schedules I remember ever seeing - ever.

didn't you used to be a denver homer?

RealSNR 09-29-2013 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John (Post 10033936)
If you guys can beat the Texans, then I might think you're on to something. But beating NFC East teams is pretty underwhelming. The nice thing is that you've got one of the easiest schedules I remember ever seeing - ever.

Your opponents you have faced thus far have a combined record that is exactly ONE game better than ours... 4-12 vs 3-13

Easy schedule indeed.

Sorter 09-29-2013 10:22 PM

Oh wait.

listopencil 09-29-2013 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 10033929)
puny god


Meh. There's really no reason for me to talk shit. The Denver Offense has been ridiculously good. Their Defense is solid. The Broncos look like the better team, and they should beat the Chiefs.

Discuss Thrower 09-29-2013 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 10033945)
Oh wait.

:facepalm:

The Bad Guy 09-29-2013 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John (Post 10033936)
If you guys can beat the Texans, then I might think you're on to something. But beating NFC East teams is pretty underwhelming. The nice thing is that you've got one of the easiest schedules I remember ever seeing - ever.

The Cowboys and the Ravens are pretty much carbon copies this year.

The Broncos have played the Raiders, Giants and Eagles with 3 of 4 coming at home.

Chiefs have played the Jaguars, Eagles and Giants, with 2 coming at home.

If the Chiefs have one of the easiest schedules you can ever remember seeing then you certainly must think that the Broncos had the same.

MMXcalibur 09-29-2013 10:25 PM

I have my ticket for the mid-November game in Denver.
I expect hostilities.

DaFace 09-29-2013 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10033947)
Meh. There's really no reason for me to talk shit. The Denver Offense has been ridiculously good. Their Defense is solid. The Broncos look like the better team, and they should beat the Chiefs.

I agree with this. However, all teams have their good days and their bad days. If the Chiefs have an up day and the Broncos have a down day, I don't think it's crazy to think the Chiefs could take one based on how they match up.

Hammock Parties 09-29-2013 10:26 PM

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MMXcalibur 09-29-2013 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taco John (Post 10033936)
If you guys can beat the Texans, then I might think you're on to something. But beating NFC East teams is pretty underwhelming. The nice thing is that you've got one of the easiest schedules I remember ever seeing - ever.

Chiefs opponents - 3 wins total
Broncos opponents - 4 wins total

Yeah, you've had it so rough.

listopencil 09-29-2013 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 10033957)
I agree with this. However, all teams have their good days and their bad days. If the Chiefs have an up day and the Broncos have a down day, I don't think it's crazy to think they've got a shot based on how they match up.

Well, sure. It is after all our O versus your D and vice versa. Strength versus strength and weakness versus weakness. And it's a division game between two teams who look like they will have a similar record. Should be quite a game.

Wallcrawler 09-29-2013 10:28 PM

Its not going to be some wild shootout. The Chiefs offense is going to be focused on ball control and keeping Manning on the sideline. It has to happen, because if it doesn't, then the Chiefs likely lose the game. We cant have any of these Dez Bryant/Victor Cruz type of busted plays. The Safeties are going to have to be on point. I don't see the KC offense surviving a shootout with as inconsistent as the receivers have been.

All due respect to the Ravens, Giants, Raiders, and Eagles, but none of them have fielded a defense that can lace the KC Chiefs boots this season. We get pressure, and as good as Manning is, when he gets his head rattled a couple of times, he's not the same guy, especially after the ordeal with his neck.

Sutton is going to know that the key to stopping the Broncos offense is simply to rush the throws, or stop them altogether with tipped balls at the line, or sacks.

Its not like it used to be. You cant just key on Hali, or in the past, Jared Allen and crush any hope of QB pressure the Chiefs had. It comes from everywhere now.

Hali, Houston, and Poe are the big ones but then weve got guys like DeVito, Bailey, and even Jackson is getting in on the action.

Ryan Clady is out. Whoever is in there trying to block either Hali or Houston is going to need help. The Broncos O line will have to be at the top of their game if they want to protect their rental QB.

Otherwise, youre looking at a Blue and Orange Pez dispenser.

Quesadilla Joe 09-29-2013 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 10033924)
Peyton Manning has lost regular season games before. You haven't played a defense 1/10th near the caliber of the Chiefs. You haven't faced any teams with a real pass rush, nor have you played any teams that can cover in the secondary.

The Ravens have a very good defense. Suggs and Doom are probably the best pass rushing duo in the league. The Raiders... they were leading the league in sacks coming into our game against them and they only managed to sack Peyton once.

Simply Red 09-29-2013 10:31 PM

we just raped the more skilled brother.

DaFace 09-29-2013 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10033977)
we just raped the more skilled brother.

No. More clutch, perhaps. Not more skilled.

Sorter 09-29-2013 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033976)
The Ravens have a very good defense. Suggs and Doom are probably the best pass rushing duo in the league. The Raiders... they were leading the league in sacks coming into our game against them and they only managed to sack Peyton once.

No.

MMXcalibur 09-29-2013 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10033976)
The Ravens have a very good defense. Suggs and Doom are probably the best pass rushing duo in the league. The Raiders... they were leading the league in sacks coming into our game against them and they only managed to sack Peyton once.

Tell me at least three negative things about the Broncos.

I just want to see if you can take your tongue out of Elway's ass long enough to say something that isn't sunshine and glitter about the Denver Broncos.

listopencil 09-29-2013 10:33 PM

As you can see from the calendar, the game is coming up soon. I'm sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your team is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.

On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way.

When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance.

I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.

Underscoring your team's inferiority is its choice of colors. It is ludicrous to believe that your team's colors inspire either respect or fear. Instead, they appear to have been chosen by someone who is colorblind or, perhaps, bereft of sight altogether. The colors for my team, on the other hand, are aesthetically pleasing when placed in proximity to one another. They are a superior color combination in every way.

While we are on the subject of aesthetics, let us compare the respective facilities in which our teams play. While my team's edifice is blessed with architectural splendor and the most modern of amenities, yours is a thoroughly unpleasant place in which to watch a sporting contest. I know of what I speak, for I once attended a game between our respective teams in your facility. Let's just say the experience left me wishing that my car was inoperable that day due to mechanical problems, rendering it impossible for me to get to your area to attend the game.

If you need another reason why the sporting franchise representing my area is superior, look no further than the supporters for the two sides. Not only are the supporters of the team from my region more spirited, but they are also more intelligent and of finer breeding than you and the rest of your ilk. In addition, the female supporters of the team from my area possess more attractive countenances and figures than yours. Some of the women from my side that I have observed could make a living by posing for pictures for major men's magazines. The women who cheer for your team, I'm afraid, are far too unattractive to do so.

One of the more pathetic aspects of the team from your area is the fact that only people in your immediate area possess an affinity for it. By means of contrast, the team from my area inspires loyalty and affection in individuals who live in many other geographic locations.

To illustrate this point, let me tell a brief story: Recently, I was on vacation in an area of the country far away from my own, and I saw many individuals wearing items of clothing that bore the insignia of my team. I approached one such individual and asked him if he originated from my area. He said no, explaining that he simply liked the team from my area and had for many years. Interestingly enough, during this trip, I saw no clothing or other paraphernalia bearing the insignia of your team.

Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.

The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.

Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.

Sorter 09-29-2013 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10033986)
As you can see from the calendar, the game is coming up soon. I'm sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your team is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.

On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way.

When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance.

I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.

Underscoring your team's inferiority is its choice of colors. It is ludicrous to believe that your team's colors inspire either respect or fear. Instead, they appear to have been chosen by someone who is colorblind or, perhaps, bereft of sight altogether. The colors for my team, on the other hand, are aesthetically pleasing when placed in proximity to one another. They are a superior color combination in every way.

While we are on the subject of aesthetics, let us compare the respective facilities in which our teams play. While my team's edifice is blessed with architectural splendor and the most modern of amenities, yours is a thoroughly unpleasant place in which to watch a sporting contest. I know of what I speak, for I once attended a game between our respective teams in your facility. Let's just say the experience left me wishing that my car was inoperable that day due to mechanical problems, rendering it impossible for me to get to your area to attend the game.

If you need another reason why the sporting franchise representing my area is superior, look no further than the supporters for the two sides. Not only are the supporters of the team from my region more spirited, but they are also more intelligent and of finer breeding than you and the rest of your ilk. In addition, the female supporters of the team from my area possess more attractive countenances and figures than yours. Some of the women from my side that I have observed could make a living by posing for pictures for major men's magazines. The women who cheer for your team, I'm afraid, are far too unattractive to do so.

One of the more pathetic aspects of the team from your area is the fact that only people in your immediate area possess an affinity for it. By means of contrast, the team from my area inspires loyalty and affection in individuals who live in many other geographic locations.

To illustrate this point, let me tell a brief story: Recently, I was on vacation in an area of the country far away from my own, and I saw many individuals wearing items of clothing that bore the insignia of my team. I approached one such individual and asked him if he originated from my area. He said no, explaining that he simply liked the team from my area and had for many years. Interestingly enough, during this trip, I saw no clothing or other paraphernalia bearing the insignia of your team.

Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.

The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.

Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.

What if I'm that higher power?



And what if I'm a dick?

Quesadilla Joe 09-29-2013 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCtotheSB (Post 10033983)
Tell me at least three negative things about the Broncos.

I just want to see if you can take your tongue out of Elway's ass long enough to say something that isn't sunshine and glitter about the Denver Broncos.

Decker has inconsistent hands but is an underrated athlete.

Tony Carter's lack of size can be a problem but he makes up for it with excellent cover skills.

Sylvester Williams might have been a wasted draft pick.

Cephalic Trauma 09-29-2013 10:40 PM

Peyton's face will look like The Joker and his gaping asshole will resemble the anus of Jenna Jameson after Hali and Houston are done with him.

listopencil 09-29-2013 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10034000)

Sylvester Williams might have been a wasted draft pick.

He's a rookie DT with good guys in front of him.

ReynardMuldrake 09-29-2013 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10033986)
As you can see from the calendar, the game is coming up soon. I'm sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your team is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.

On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way.

When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance.

I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.

Underscoring your team's inferiority is its choice of colors. It is ludicrous to believe that your team's colors inspire either respect or fear. Instead, they appear to have been chosen by someone who is colorblind or, perhaps, bereft of sight altogether. The colors for my team, on the other hand, are aesthetically pleasing when placed in proximity to one another. They are a superior color combination in every way.

While we are on the subject of aesthetics, let us compare the respective facilities in which our teams play. While my team's edifice is blessed with architectural splendor and the most modern of amenities, yours is a thoroughly unpleasant place in which to watch a sporting contest. I know of what I speak, for I once attended a game between our respective teams in your facility. Let's just say the experience left me wishing that my car was inoperable that day due to mechanical problems, rendering it impossible for me to get to your area to attend the game.

If you need another reason why the sporting franchise representing my area is superior, look no further than the supporters for the two sides. Not only are the supporters of the team from my region more spirited, but they are also more intelligent and of finer breeding than you and the rest of your ilk. In addition, the female supporters of the team from my area possess more attractive countenances and figures than yours. Some of the women from my side that I have observed could make a living by posing for pictures for major men's magazines. The women who cheer for your team, I'm afraid, are far too unattractive to do so.

One of the more pathetic aspects of the team from your area is the fact that only people in your immediate area possess an affinity for it. By means of contrast, the team from my area inspires loyalty and affection in individuals who live in many other geographic locations.

To illustrate this point, let me tell a brief story: Recently, I was on vacation in an area of the country far away from my own, and I saw many individuals wearing items of clothing that bore the insignia of my team. I approached one such individual and asked him if he originated from my area. He said no, explaining that he simply liked the team from my area and had for many years. Interestingly enough, during this trip, I saw no clothing or other paraphernalia bearing the insignia of your team.

Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.

The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.

Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.

Is that the Onion?

RealSNR 09-29-2013 10:42 PM

If you include the Week 5 teams we're about to face, the Donks' combined records of their opponents is actually 2 games WORSE.

Chiefs: 6-14
Donks: 4-16

So get this schedule garbage out of here. No team picks their schedule and can only play what's in front of them

Quesadilla Joe 09-29-2013 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10034008)
He's a rookie DT with good guys in front of him.

Hope so. I was expecting Sylvester to flash something in the preseason but he did nothing at all. He played four quarters against the Cardinals in the preseason and I didn't see him make one play, a first round pick should at least flash something against camp fodder.

listopencil 09-29-2013 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReynardMuldrake (Post 10034015)
Is that the Onion?

It's been passed around for years. I have no idea where it originated.

listopencil 09-29-2013 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning (Post 10034021)
Hope so. I was expecting Sylvester to flash something in the preseason but he did nothing at all. He played four quarters against the Cardinals in the preseason and I didn't seem him make one play, a first round pick should at least flash something against camp fodder.

He did bang up his knee a bit, but I didn't expect a DT to come in and make an impact in his rookie year. We ended up not being so weak on the D-Line.

Mr Luzcious 09-29-2013 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10034026)
It's been passed around for years. I have no idea where it originated.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/you...-team-f,10804/

listopencil 09-29-2013 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Luzcious (Post 10034032)

Hah, twelve years.

Cephalic Trauma 09-29-2013 10:48 PM

Dear KnowMo,

Shove a razor-studded pipe up your ass.

Signed,
Everybody


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