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AphexPhin 06-11-2013 07:19 AM

I can't stand American women!
 
I'm sorry (actually I'm not) but I have had it up to here with American women. Too many of them are self entitled stuck up biatches its sickening.

I got back from Europe and it was like night & day. German women were hands down my favorite. They liked American guys cause we didnt take ourselves that seriously and that we are normally circumsized. Also Amsterdam is another great place to visit. Not only for the weed but for the women too. You can meet all sorts of different European women there.

Haven't been to Russia or Croatia but am playing on going to Croatia sometime hopefully next summer with some friends (they have relatives that live there, their cousins I think so we can crash at their crib)

Now before you think I'm some bitter fat nerdy American guy that cant get laid here in the States, I want to tell you that you are waaaay off. I have no problems getting laid or getting dates. Its just I've become so frustrated with how American women are nowadays. I didnt remember that it was this way in high school or college. I think its cause I'm now 30 and all the women I meet want a provider or high roller. Now I make decent money but not in the six figure range so that right there knocks me down a few pegs.

And dont get me wrong there are nice American women but most of them are fat or just avg looking and thats not something I want. I want at least an 8 since i consider myself an 8.

notorious 06-11-2013 07:21 AM

Who got bored?

Chief Roundup 06-11-2013 07:22 AM

You can't write very good. So you are not presenting yourself very well.

BlackHelicopters 06-11-2013 07:23 AM

?

DaKCMan AP 06-11-2013 07:23 AM

http://eduncovered.com/wp-content/up...-story-bro.jpg

WhitiE 06-11-2013 07:23 AM

I find the best at Taco Bell

blaise 06-11-2013 07:25 AM

So this was a roundabout way of you letting us know you traveled to Europe and got laid and stuff.
And that you're not a fatass.

blaise 06-11-2013 07:26 AM

I had to read that OP again, just to be sure that it was one of the worst ones I ever read.

And it was.

Simply Red 06-11-2013 07:26 AM

They actually brush their teeth here & maintain their bums. It's a constant fight for 'dat American pussy.

patteeu 06-11-2013 07:27 AM

It sounds more like American women can't stand you.

luv 06-11-2013 07:28 AM

So, you can get chicks, just not hot chicks? Maybe you consider yourself an 8, but they don't? Of course hot chicks are full of themselves. Guys drool all over them, do everything for them, etc. No wonder they expect guys to provide for them. You always do. And then guys bitch and complain whenever it becomes expected.

[/rant of an ugly fat chick]

Fish 06-11-2013 07:29 AM

http://www.troll.me/images/coolstory...-story-bro.jpg

Old Dog 06-11-2013 07:30 AM

Here's an idea....take your ass to Europe and stay there.

BlackHelicopters 06-11-2013 07:31 AM

Love the interwebz

HonestChieffan 06-11-2013 07:31 AM

Living off the grid caused the spark to die in
our relationship. .....

blaise 06-11-2013 07:32 AM

Little surprised he hasn't come back yet to say we're just a bunch of dumbasses or hicks or something.

mdchiefsfan 06-11-2013 07:35 AM

If you don't like it get the **** out!!

'Merica!!!

tooge 06-11-2013 07:35 AM

you are an 816.

what you think you are
would you **** yourself (1 yes, 0 no)
what you really are

mdchiefsfan 06-11-2013 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9743542)
you are an 816.

what you think you are
would you **** yourself (1 yes, 0 no)
what you really are

All I can think of, with your avatar, is, "Would you **** me? I'd **** me."

AphexPhin 06-11-2013 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9743531)
So, you can get chicks, just not hot chicks? Maybe you consider yourself an 8, but they don't? Of course hot chicks are full of themselves. Guys drool all over them, do everything for them, etc. No wonder they expect guys to provide for them. You always do. And then guys bitch and complain whenever it becomes expected.

[/rant of an ugly fat chick]

I get plenty of compliments thank you very much. These hot chicks said I looked great without a shirt on in one of my pics on Facebook so there lol

And I guess I ruffled a few feathers on here. Many of you are probably married or dating a fat ass American woman:LOL:

patteeu 06-11-2013 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HonestChieffan (Post 9743538)
Living off the grid caused the spark to die in
our relationship. .....

ROFL

blaise 06-11-2013 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AphexPhin (Post 9743546)
I get plenty of compliments thank you very much. These hot chicks said I looked great without a shirt on in one of my pics on Facebook so there lol

And I guess I ruffled a few feathers on here. Many of you are probably married or dating a fat ass American woman:LOL:

Holy shit. This is so bad it's almost like a parody.

suds79 06-11-2013 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AphexPhin (Post 9743515)
And dont get me wrong there are nice American women but most of them are fat or just avg looking and thats not something I want. I want at least an 8 since i consider myself an 8.

You certainly sound like an 8. :rolleyes:

No offense dude but while you're 30, you sound like your 22. Time to look for something a little deeper IMO.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AphexPhin (Post 9743515)
I didnt remember that it was this way in high school or college. I think its cause I'm now 30 and all the women I meet want a provider or high roller. Now I make decent money but not in the six figure range so that right there knocks me down a few pegs.

Welcome to the dating world where you're talking to grown women who want and are looking for different things vs the 20 year old girls back in the day. That's life.


My suggestion to you would to take an inner look at how you visualize what you're looking for. Is it the right things?

Typically when people have some kind of view that "everybody else or these type of people have a problem", it's really the person who has the issues.

AphexPhin 06-11-2013 07:42 AM

lol so true

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...vs_america.jpg[/IMG]

Graystoke 06-11-2013 07:42 AM

http://curllikeagirl.files.wordpress...5/that-guy.jpg

BlackHelicopters 06-11-2013 07:43 AM

Instant Hall of Classics

luv 06-11-2013 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AphexPhin (Post 9743546)
I get plenty of compliments thank you very much. These hot chicks said I looked great without a shirt on in one of my pics on Facebook so there lol

And I guess I ruffled a few feathers on here. Many of you are probably married or dating a fat ass American woman:LOL:

Troll alert.

loochy 06-11-2013 07:50 AM

I WANT WOMAN THAT MAKE LOT OF MONEY AND WANTS TO DATE LOSER AND IS ALSO HOT AND WILL ALSO MAKE ME SANDWICH

mdchiefsfan 06-11-2013 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9743565)
I WANT WOMAN THAT MAKE LOT OF MONEY AND WANTS TO DATE LOSER AND IS ALSO HOT AND WILL ALSO MAKE ME SANDWICH

you too, huh?

mr. tegu 06-11-2013 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9743524)
So this was a roundabout way of you letting us know you traveled to Europe and got laid and stuff.
And that you're not a fatass.

:clap:

Hog's Gone Fishin 06-11-2013 07:52 AM

My brother travels all over the world. He would agree with the OP exactly to the tee. American women are spoiled and fat. He brought a girlfriend over from the Czech Rep one time and she was smart, thin ,ambitious , could speak 5 languages and new how to raise food and garden. Exactly opposite of the way our women have become.

ct 06-11-2013 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AphexPhin (Post 9743546)
I get plenty of compliments thank you very much. These hot chicks said I looked great without a shirt on in one of my pics on Facebook so there lol

And I guess I ruffled a few feathers on here. Many of you are probably married or dating a fat ass American woman:LOL:

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9743549)
Holy shit. This is so bad it's almost like a parody.

I was thinking the same thing!

Is your cousin in Croatia named Borat?

All of the American woman love me on the facebook, tell me I am the shizzle, no?

patteeu 06-11-2013 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 9743572)
My brother travels all over the world. He would agree with the OP exactly to the tee. American women are spoiled and fat. He brought a girlfriend over from the Czech Rep one time and she was smart, thin ,ambitious , could speak 5 languages and new how to raise food and garden. Exactly opposite of the way our women have become.

The same can be said about American men though too. It comes with the prosperity.

luv 06-11-2013 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9743565)
I WANT WOMAN THAT MAKE LOT OF MONEY AND WANTS TO DATE LOSER AND IS ALSO HOT AND WILL ALSO MAKE ME SANDWICH

Sounds like my ex (minus the having a woman who's hot).

Donger 06-11-2013 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9743531)
Of course hot chicks are full of themselves. Guys drool all over them, do everything for them, etc. No wonder they expect guys to provide for them. You always do. And then guys bitch and complain whenever it becomes expected.

Yes, they are.

At least at the start.

Radar Chief 06-11-2013 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9743565)
I WANT WOMAN THAT MAKE LOT OF MONEY AND WANTS TO DATE LOSER AND IS ALSO HOT AND WILL ALSO MAKE ME SANDWICH

That owns a liquor store and a bass boat, please send pictures of bass boat.

mr. tegu 06-11-2013 08:02 AM

I can't believe women in their late 20's and early 30's want a provider and someone to settle down with. Those self-righteous self-entitled losers.

The ironic thing is that the OP seems incredibly stuck up and entitled himself. /pointing out the obvious.

Dayze 06-11-2013 08:05 AM

I was amazed at how friendly Australian women were. So much so, it was no big deal to approach a hot chick.

maybe Aussiechiefsfan has more info, but when I was there for a week, it was amazingly different.

NewChief 06-11-2013 08:05 AM

Here's the difference:

You can fool European women into thinking you're interesting, adventurous, mysterious, and worth ****ing because you're a foreigner in their land.

American women see through your bullshit.

This coming from someone who had two women (a German and a Brit) follow him back from Europe after I gave them the D on the continent, so I know European women.

Donger 06-11-2013 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9743593)
I was amazed at how friendly Australian women were. So much so, it was no big deal to approach a hot chick.

maybe Aussiechiefsfan has more info, but when I was there for a week, it was amazingly different.

Australian women suffer from premature ejaculation, or so I've heard.

Mr_Tomahawk 06-11-2013 08:06 AM

**** YOU!

BOSTON STRONG!

Donger 06-11-2013 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9743594)
Here's the difference:

You can fool European women into thinking you're interesting, adventurous, mysterious, and worth ****ing because you're a foreigner in their land.

American women see through your bullshit.

This coming from someone who had two women (a German and a Brit) follow him back from Europe after I gave them the D on the continent, so I know European women.

Yep. Just like American women are suckers for a foreigner.

suds79 06-11-2013 08:08 AM

Don't be this guy.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CKq0N6OKVy...n+the+club.jpg

jspchief 06-11-2013 08:09 AM

I like to meet women at Dollar General.

Phobia 06-11-2013 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9743594)
This coming from someone who had two women (a German and a Brit) follow him back from Europe after I gave them the D on the continent, so I know European women.

I knew you were a teacher. I just didn't know you graded so tough.

Radar Chief 06-11-2013 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9743600)
Yep. Just like American women are suckers for a foreigner.

It’s always easier for them to bang the out of town guy. They don’t stick around and blab about it to all their friends.

patteeu 06-11-2013 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9743608)
I knew you were a teacher. I just didn't know you graded so tough.

LMAO

NewChief 06-11-2013 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9743608)
I knew you were a teacher. I just didn't know you graded so tough.

I gave them D and they liked it!

loochy 06-11-2013 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan (Post 9743570)
you too, huh?

my wife fulfills 2.5 of the 4 requirements, sometimes 3.5 if there's time

mdchiefsfan 06-11-2013 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9743630)
my wife fulfills 2.5 of the 4 requirements, sometimes 3.5 if there's time

Can't get her to make you a sandwich, huh? Don't sweat it that is usually the tough one to crack when they make lots of money. :)

Dayze 06-11-2013 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9743597)
Australian women suffer from premature ejaculation, or so I've heard.

cool; then I've got something in common with them. Should be a good ice-breaker.

loochy 06-11-2013 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan (Post 9743635)
Can't get her to make you a sandwich, huh? Don't sweat it that is usually the tough one to crack when they make lots of money. :)

Yeah, she doesn't mind doing it if she has time but she has long/weird work hours.

tredadda 06-11-2013 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AphexPhin (Post 9743515)
I'm sorry (actually I'm not) but I have had it up to here with American women. Too many of them are self entitled stuck up biatches its sickening.

I got back from Europe and it was like night & day. German women were hands down my favorite. They liked American guys cause we didnt take ourselves that seriously and that we are normally circumsized. Also Amsterdam is another great place to visit. Not only for the weed but for the women too. You can meet all sorts of different European women there.

Haven't been to Russia or Croatia but am playing on going to Croatia sometime hopefully next summer with some friends (they have relatives that live there, their cousins I think so we can crash at their crib)

Now before you think I'm some bitter fat nerdy American guy that cant get laid here in the States, I want to tell you that you are waaaay off. I have no problems getting laid or getting dates. Its just I've become so frustrated with how American women are nowadays. I didnt remember that it was this way in high school or college. I think its cause I'm now 30 and all the women I meet want a provider or high roller. Now I make decent money but not in the six figure range so that right there knocks me down a few pegs.

And dont get me wrong there are nice American women but most of them are fat or just avg looking and thats not something I want. I want at least an 8 since i consider myself an 8.

Surely European women in their 30s with their "traditional, old world" values don't seek a man to provide for them. It must be just American women!

LoneWolf 06-11-2013 08:33 AM

Your post could have been three sentences:

I think I am awesome, but American chicks don't like me. European women have lower standards and find me tolerable. I'm a reerun.

Dayze 06-11-2013 08:36 AM

though, my wife's cousin is married to a SMOKIN hot chick who is a surgeon of some sort. She is LOADED. He's an average looking dude, with a very average job/average pay etc. BUt, he treats her very well and 'takes care of her' not in terms of money, but her emotional needs (not to sound teh ghey). I guess she was a long time boyfriend who was your typical metrosexual, who was very much into himself etc. Treated her like shit etc. Now this chick think my wife's cousin is the best thing since sliced bread.

So I guess its sort of a case by case basis.

-King- 06-11-2013 08:38 AM

This story you just told...

It was pretty cool bro.

blaise 06-11-2013 08:40 AM

Reminds me of something Wickedson would post.

gblowfish 06-11-2013 08:45 AM

We have a pre-season favorite for the 2014 Douche contest.

mdchiefsfan 06-11-2013 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9743640)
Yeah, she doesn't mind doing it if she has time but she has long/weird work hours.

:clap: For living the American Dream

Prison Bitch 06-11-2013 08:50 AM

Feminism has caused American women to feel entitled. It's a scourge that isn't going away in our consumerism society anyway. I'd never marry a feminist. If she believes so strongly in girl power, she can pay her own way.

loochy 06-11-2013 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan (Post 9743680)
:clap: For living the American Dream

I could just throw a fit and whine about it like the OP.

I WANT A WOMAN THAT MAKES LOTS OF MONEY BUT ALSO STAYS HOME WITH THE KIDS

loochy 06-11-2013 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 9743681)
Feminism has caused American women to feel entitled. It's a scourge that isn't going away in our consumerism society anyway. I'd never marry a feminist. If she believes so strongly in girl power, she can pay her own way.

The feminists usually do...

beach tribe 06-11-2013 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9743565)
I WANT WOMAN THAT MAKE LOT OF MONEY AND WANTS TO DATE LOSER AND IS ALSO HOT AND WILL ALSO MAKE ME SANDWICH

That's what I got.
But I really am an 8.

loochy 06-11-2013 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 9743691)
That's what I got.
But I really am an 8.

im a 919 beeyotch

luv 06-11-2013 08:58 AM

A girl that expects you to pay = gold digger.
A girl that won't let you pay = feminist.

How does a woman go about not getting labeled?

Donger 06-11-2013 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9743700)
How does a woman go about not getting labeled?

I recommend lots of random, cat-like movements.

luv 06-11-2013 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9743702)
I recommend lots of random, cat-like movements.

I can arch my back and hiss. :)

Donger 06-11-2013 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9743706)
I can arch my back and hiss. :)

So can my wife, but only when I bite the back of her neck.

beach tribe 06-11-2013 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9743698)
im a 919 beeyotch

You don't have to tell me. It's soo obvious.

patteeu 06-11-2013 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 9743681)
Feminism has caused American women to feel entitled. It's a scourge that isn't going away in our consumerism society anyway. I'd never marry a feminist. If she believes so strongly in girl power, she can pay her own way.

Feminist? I'd say the odds are pretty good that you'll never marry a woman.

NewChief 06-11-2013 09:04 AM

Which middle number means, "All you bitches would **** me, too"?

NewChief 06-11-2013 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9743710)
Feminist? I'd say the odds are pretty good that you'll never marry a woman.

You predicting that he comes to grips with his latent homosexuality soon?

loochy 06-11-2013 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9743700)
A girl that expects you to pay = gold digger.
A girl that won't let you pay = feminist.

How does a woman go about not getting labeled?

go dutch

or both pay for your own

Hammock Parties 06-11-2013 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9743700)
A girl that won't let you pay

Does not exist.

I did have a girl buy me lunch once, but that was only AFTER I had blown a bunch of money on wine the night before.

luv 06-11-2013 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9743715)
go dutch

or both pay for your own

Watch out. You're starting to repeat yourself, and in the same post even.

luv 06-11-2013 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9743721)
Does not exist.

Sure she does. Most people call her desperate.

patteeu 06-11-2013 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 9743714)
You predicting that he comes to grips with his latent homosexuality soon?

Not necessarily.

MTG#10 06-11-2013 09:08 AM

How did this tool get back into the green?

patteeu 06-11-2013 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 9743722)
Watch out. You're starting to repeat yourself, and in the same post even.

When he said "go dutch", he meant "find yourself a nice European girl".

loochy 06-11-2013 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9743730)
When he said "go dutch", he meant "find yourself a nice European girl".

this

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yV4_tPpxwX...hment.aspx.jpg


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