Bronies
 

Seriously.

What the ****.

This is one of those things that seems so goddamn random, if I didn't absolutely know it's real, I'd swear it's a joke.

I get it that people are gay.

I also get that people are furries, like Sorter. Although that shit is gross.

What I honestly don't get is why it has to specifically be ponies.

Why does it have to be the cartoon version of MLP.

Why is this the show that a bunch of twinky furries circulate around?

Somebody help me make sense of the world.

Is this a Bronco topic or....?

We're here. Get used to it.

I don't know what's going on.

I've never seen the new MLP, but I think the brony phenomenon is similar to adults who like watching Spongebob Squarepants as much as their kids do. They view the cartoon as well drawn with some good bits of humor that contain stories that make them care about the characters and the show as a whole.

But I don't think it goes much more beyond that. I haven't heard of a fetishization taking place with MLP or its new show. I might find it a bit disturbing if there's content out there on the net that does that.

That sounds like something Rainbow Dash would say.

Q will explain to you

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O RLY, SNR.

O RLY?

I'm speechless and sincerely hope you're joking.

Yeah, I disagree here with this premise.

My little jabronies

LMAO

That will show me to doubt what some people can possibly jack off to

That it's not a fetishization?

Direckshun already proved me wrong about that it appears.

I jacked it to Carmen Sandiego when I was like 11.

Oh, maybe I misunderstood your point.

Yes, it is a fetish. My daughter had liberal use of my iPad so she could watch Wii video game demos on YouTube. She stumbled on to MLP and wanted me to record it to our DVR.

I think the program itself is garbage and there's no educational value offered. But the related YouTube videos were extremely inappropriate for a five year old and pretty sick for a 48 year old.

It's somewhat amazing and scary how innocent programs can be shared by people over the internet and perverted.

I watched it.



http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploa...-and-Leave.gif

Or with... (NSFW most likely)

Amy Jo Johnson right here.

The Pink Power Ranger.

She's what I was thinking about when I had my first orgasm.

football board
real dudes here
keep the edgy, hipster stuff on face sapce
or twitter litter
read cracked

NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU MADE THE OBVIOUS JOKE.

CHRIST.

DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING HERE.

I stopped watching South Park when they stopped being funny for the 73rd time.

Yep. Back in Season 8.

Welp, between this and totally missing out on Bronies, safe to say you are no longer a part of the zeitgeist.

I blew my chance with a nurse-in-training whose last boyfriend was an emotionally abusive Brony.

So that's nice.

I didn't even know Bronies were straight.

Or, whatever.

I'm friends with George Takei on Facebook. Does that count?

I've seen a few episodes of MLP, and know about that whole weird Bronie thing.

If, for some reason, you are forced to watch saturday morning cartoons (probably because of kids), you could do worse than this. They seem to be put together with that in mind, where they throw in a few jokes or puns that adults will get but kids might not, thats cool, whatever.

I don't get why grown men would obsess over it and collect the dolls though, thats just weird.

OMG. i am too. did we just become besties?LMAO

Me too! It's a burg thing, although by locational default we are besties, you and I!

LMAO

Oh shut the **** up dude. You name drop every 7.5 seconds here and try to be one of the "super cool guys". It makes me god damn sick. I hope you crash your super lame Audi convertible into a pillar of concrete at 105 mph. Without a seatbelt on and faulty airbags. I want your windshield to have an SNR shaped hole in it. When they find your car there will be no person inside, a hole in the windshield, and the CD player still cranking out Ozark Mountain Daredevils. And the coroner will say OH. MY. GOD.

/thread

I think every thread should end with a threat on SNR's life.

NSFW

Oh now don't YOU even start. I can sense your condescending tone through the world wide web. And it smells like lukewarm expired clams. You've talked bad about my family on this website a few too many times and I'm beginning to take exception to it. Why don't you log off and go tackle a rosebush while nude. Nah, scratch that. You'd get too much pleasure watching an unpaid intern at the emergency room pulling thorns out of your torso. Because that is just. How. You. Are. Put. Together.

Or at the bare minimum, a strongly worded intent to paper cut his pinky toe.

Lukewarm expired clams? Thorns?

This reminds me of the time I performed oral on your mothers labia.

I'm gonna go play Arkham Origins. That is, if the ****ING thing doesn't freeze up on me for the thousandth time. But when I get back here, I expect a full written apology in the form of 16th century Japanese literature. Or YOU can expect a full written reprimand. And it will hurt your feelings, I can god damn guarantee it.

That's ****ing pathetic.

At least I fapped it to my freshman history teacher.

Can still remember her name. She was HOT.

I always wanted to bang Jesse from Saved By The Bell over Kelly Kapowski. Even at the naive age of 12, I knew Kelly would be a lame lay. She'd probably just lay there. Wouldn't even take her socks off. Jesse on the other hand would dig deep and really bounce on that thing. And she'd be so excited, and so...scared.

If it didn't happen in class, you ain't got no balls.

I ogled her often.

I, myself, subscribe to the "oops,I fell, and didn't mean to grab a tit on the way down" method.

That's assault, brotha

Maybe in the white world, but in the brotha world that's avoiding a deadly fall.

I was 13.

Your tits have just as many rights as a grown womans.

@ 13 they are referred to as girl sprouts

trust me i had bigger tits than a lot of 13 year old girls

This thread is creepy.

What is a 'twinky furry' and why do you know of their viewing habits?

Fiction can never, ever, be stranger than real life. Try as everyone might.

Not sure what's going on, but if this is a bash Sorter thread count me in.

meh... some of the boys in my sons cub scout den have latched onto the brony thing. Frankly, I think they are just looking for a way to enjoy something that's not filled with horrific violence and sexuality like most of the TV shows out there.

Now an adult brony? That I don't get.

Not clicking on that...

Direckshun Thread

**** you! I drive a Subaru!

I recognize the fingerprints of Happy Tree Friends in the animation.

You had your first orgasm when you were a freshman in high school?

I mean, nothing wrong with that. Some people develop later than others...

I don't see what the problem is. Live and let live. No matter how screwed up it is.

I entered this thread and have absolutely no idea what anyone is talking about

Now that was quality animation!

what the hell is going on in here?


*I'm with Tooge* (Not 'with' Tooge....NTTAWWT)

I've had two students in the last couple of years (high school) that self-identified as Bronies. They were basically just anime/gamer type kids. It doesn't have to be sexual.

Not about Broncos?

ROFL and now bronies has made it to CP. You guys are 1-3 years behind the meme curve. You can thank the place that shall not be named for this.

It started as a trolling movement because people would post MLP threads on /b all the time. Some trolls embraced it and became bronies. They are cancer just like Boxxxy.

We had an intern where I work that I guess fell into this category. I was like "What? You're into My Little Pony?" and he was like "Have you ever watched it?" I was like, "Uh ... no." and he was like "Then you can't really comment on it." I was like "Fair enough."

That's where I left it.

There was actually a thread about a year and a half ago about it:


http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthrea...hlight=bronies

I stand corrected.

This says it all, I think:

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Cant fault you for that.

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I'm one of the Powder Puff girls, Buttercup

WTF is going on here?

These interviews are pretty great.

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look, if you like my little pony and you jack off to it and wear mlp masks and rub yourself in pony hair, whatevs, its the sickos that try and use this to trap little kids that make me want to kill...

I love bronies with vanilla ice cream on top.

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Extended adolescence. The trend has been going on for a while now and it's damaging our society.