I thought she was just a friend & she is married
 

Today she let me know, she wants to be more than friends. I don't wanna have an affair.
I have known her since we were 11,12 years old.So I don't wanna lose her friendship either. She is beautiful.& if she was single/ HELL YES.
Two years ago I had my first & only affair with a different girl. I'm ashamed of the affair,ashamed that I actually believed the bullshit she told me about her marriage & how the marriage was over. All lies.

Never again will I mess with a married chick! Its shameful & pathetic IMO

So how do I tell this woman NO. & not hurt her feelings? Just wanna work on being friends?

walk away
thread/

Ang

Is this forreal?

Hate to break it to you. You can't be friends. Will never work.

Tell her to look you up someday if and when she's actually single.

You sound like a girl.

Wait, this is real. What a ****in coincidence

sexplanet.

I have a girls name. I'll still kick your ass any day of the week :evil:

IF THIS THREAD IS FOR REAL....... this.

Then walk away and assume you'll never see her again and plan on it to be that way. Nothing good comes out of this unless and until both of you are actually single at the same time.

If this is a parody thread then I fell for it. 'Grats.

This

Thats what I'm afraid of. But if thats how it has to be. Thats just how it has to be I guess

Smash that shit

Also this :LOL:

and this

PIIHB?

Hmmmm....tough one. If there are kids involved hell ****ing no, if there aren't any and it's just some good sex then it's a maybe. However, I wouldn't expect much more than a **** buddy, no way I could trust a woman who cheated on her husband with me.

Women, especially married women, are not to be trusted.

Word. Preachin to the choir brother.

Its not a spooof thread. I am not having an affair ever again.
I agree. How do you trust a woman not to do to you what she did to her hubby.
No kids are involved.

"thanks, but I don't mess with married women."

Not on face book. Its where both have started.

Not in life

Hahaha She lives in the state of Iowa.

I think im going to just lie. Tell her I am dating someone, & now aint the time.
& hope that's enough.

I say go for it... as long as you call her husband and get his blessing first. People who mess with married women - or men aren't top notch at all. There are plenty of other fish out there. Don't be a home-wrecker.

Tell her to keep her filthy beaver in Counciltucky.

Des Moines, Iowa. But she comes to Omaha a lot
How dare you think I would stick my Willy in any tang from CB

You don't stick your tiny train into another man's tunnels.

You obviously need the obligatory

pics or it didn't happen.

LMAO Now thats funny

First thing I thought of.

pics

Tell her the truth? You won't participate in an affair and you don't want to risk losing her as a friend.

How do you tell somebody "no"?

I find that saying "no" usually works.

Just give some nudies of yourself, so she can fap while her husband is out.

Tell her to send some pics of her cervix so you can make the appropriate decision.

We need to know how many midgets can fit into that clown car to give proper advice.

She's single, her husband just doesn't know it yet. I'm within driving distance of , give me her number and I'll leave a mushroom bruise on her forehead when I. As soon as the divorce plays out, feel free to ride your shiny little pony in and pick up her pieces.

You aint no n00b

Just so you know, if she can't have your weiener, she'll find another one.

Im a lil stupid,not reeruned HoneyBadger

If you really don't want to bang a married friend, then just tell her you aren't the type of guy that wants to do that. Tell her she's pretty enough and you like her enough, but she's taken and you don't want to intrude.

Then once she accepts this, bend her over a park bench and horse**** her til she turns blue. Should mess with her head.

Create a questionnaire to determine your compatibility and require her to complete it before you consider taking your relationship to the next level, Mr. LiveStream.

Make one of the questions, "Do you enjoy inviting neighbors over for drinks then dismembering them with a chainsaw and making stew out of their body parts, onions, carrots, potatoes, and a splash of Tabasco sauce?"

With any luck, you'll never hear from her again.

FAX

I thought you were married with kids, LiveSteam?

And yeah, do not bang this chick. Tell her to get a divorce first.

Well I've been told I'm boarderline reeruned.

Nope/ I take the Gene Simmons approach to marriage .

Sounds like my ex-wife. I'd steer clear if I were you...

WTF is this? You have some 'splainin to do dude.

If she is willing to cheat on her husband she is willing to cheat on you or anyone else. Don't get involved in that shit.

I agree 100% I learned that the hard way not long ago.
Im looking for a lil advise to help save our friendship nothing more.

I will never cross that line again. Wish I would not have 2 years ago.

Its not her dude. Thats done & a lesson learned at my expense.
This girl came out of nowhere. We never flirted or anything. Just always been friends
I was shocked out of my mind when I read her email.

You tell her there is no way you will do that. She will either accept it or she won't. Either way, now that she has broached the subject, your friendship will never be the same and that is her fault.

Yeah, the Des Moines thing was what threw me. Now I'm wondering who it is...

But anyway, the best way to "save" the friendship is to not start ****ing her. And I know you know that.

But if you're not really all that worried about the friendship, and she's hot, then by all means tap that ass.

Finally a real CP response. I thought the burst had been lost there for a while.

This thread sucks... But it did bring me to the Shygums HoC thread so there's a bit of redemption in that.

Go back and watch the Clinton tapes...

So did you bang her, yet?

better just get a BJ and tell her you are moral conflicted after you give her a facial

Depends on how her relationship with her husbend is, if she is hot and totally worth it, if there was kids involved (which there isn't), AND if there is any chance of getting caught :D

Pics of Chick? I live in Iowa so I'm curious :D :d

THIS would get more interesting if the HUSBEND of this girl was a member of this site! :D GL MAN!

If you've really known her since you were 11 or 12, then you're already as good friend-wise as you'll ever be. And it's obvious that you're already attracated to her, care for her, probably love her, etc.,. So it's pretty simple: you tell the truth. You say, "You're very important to me. I think you're beautiful inside and out. And, frankly, pardon my bluntness but, if you weren't married, I'd have you naked in a heartbeat. But the simple fact is, I will not mess around with a(nother) married woman. Taking me out of the equation, frankly, if you think your marriage is so "over" that you're willing to cheat, then you probably shouldn't be married to him. And if you're single again some day, and I am, and things align, we can try it."

And then you go home and :whackit: repeatedly while trying to tell yourself you did the right thing. :D

If you don't do this, you will regret it when you are old. It may not make sense now, but it kind of comes down to the Little Miss Sunshine effect.

How you doin'? ;)

LMAO

There's some really good advice on this thread and my advice is to take it, (to clarify, I'm referring to the do not tap married ass advice).

Tap the married ass.

This thread is worthless without pics.

I feel obligated to post this:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=252348

Do not make my mistake..You will regret it

Dude just get a blumpkin

true

Yeah, just pretend she's married to Marcellus Wallace. PS: DON'T leave your heroine in your coat!

:D


I bartended for 8 years. You wouldn't believe what "Respectable" wives would do. Over 80% of Men are scum, period, but the woman side of things blew me away.

I love my wife, and don't believe she would ever step out, but shit happens to good people all of the time.

LiveStream....to protect her from some douche sticking it to her, you need to fall on the sword and do it, then tell her to work things out with her husband after you clear her head and her vagina with your penis. Sounds like a plan right?

Ah-always good to check out options and other views but no one knows you like yourself.

You already know the answer.

:LOL: I've lived in Omaha for the majority of my life and never heard it called that.

This. You should memorize this word for word and it will work like a charm.

how the poop are we already to post 75ish, and still don't have a pic of this broad? or at least a snapshot of her rack?
my god, what's wrong with the planet. it's like the flippin' titantic.

Does she have money?

there is no shame in having an affair if you are the one who isn't married. She's gonna cheat eventually anyways, you may as well get to have the fun. But if you are worried about the friendship, then don't do it, but otherwise I'd be all over it. Don't hate the playa....

Are you sure she sent the email? Maybe her husband sent it to see if anything weird is going on between you two.

Im sure . 100%

I hooked up with my first love who was in a bad marriage. We never did anything physical, just talked alot on the phone . She would profess her love to me , and how she wanted to be with me, and how I should of been the father of her kids...well...she ended up leaving the guy, but by then I was in a new relationship. After I broke up with my X, I looked her up , and she was in TX . We talked and attempted to make plans for me to fly down there...but I really was interested in a long term thing at that point so we just decided to be friends. I guess my point is I don't regret hooking up with her while she was married. If I was that guy , I wouldn't want it done to me...I didn't have a problem talking to her, but I couldn't do more then that...and I had plenty of opportunities too also.