Dating websites
 

What are the best dating websites maybe some sex 2 ?

lol.

LMAO

even though i think it is hilarious . i met a girlfriend of 3 years at plentyoffish.com. its free and easy. lots of peeps on there.

dont think ur gonna find any sex tho ha

luv has got to be 'round here somewhere

LMAO

It's funny that this thread came up. I just saw a commercial for a dating web site that I thought was very clever. Instead of finding people and then going out on dates (or meeting for sex or whatever), you go on there and say, "Here's what I want to do on a date", and then presumably a bunch of gorgeous women say, "Hey, that sounds fun", and then they go with you and do that activity. And then presumably afterwards you have sex that's really good because you had a good date.

It was called howaboutwe.com. Give it a try and report back.

Lets see, the bash is going on. It's 11 and this pops up. In

hahaha classic. .... but true.

those ****ers at the bash signed me up for two slutty dating sites tonight. I'd bet money on it.

you need grindr

People bash dating sites but I've had success in the day and it really is a great resource for quick and promiscuous sex.
I met a few girls (and had easy intercourse) on okcupid and match.com when I was living in a new area and single. Have quite a few crazy stories. I didn't, however, meet my current lady friend online.
It's funny, me and my buddies were laughing the other day how we would pickup random girls from the AOL days -- member profile search was the shit.
I've been hearing about Ashleymadison.com (not free) lately -- strictly a hookup site.

LMAO

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/m4w/

Does anyone else always read that as "Plenty Offish"? My first reaction is always, "Why would you would want to join a site where the women are offish?"

You said you wanted some sex,there are plenty of whores on there,lol

Is it free?

Yes it is.

and just from experience,if they say they are looking for a long term relationship,dont believe it. Long term relationship is code for I am a whore and dont want to say it on here...lol

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Met my wife on match.com. she is a doctor. Other girls I dated from there were also successful, just no time to meet people the traditional way.

then you did it wrong, nothing but ass

WAS THAT A KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE REFERENCE LOL

No. I was in 99 to 03.

Roommate used POF to cheat on his girlfriend. Worked.

I figured I could maybe meet a decent lady friend.

No dice. Got ignored by 5s and 6s, messaged by 1s. Met up with a 4 and went on a date or two but then she ignored me for a bit and then I did the wise thing in drunk dialing her and having a 40 minute convo at 2am that I don't remember.

Got another girl's number but she triggered my psycho button and I have up on the whole online thing.

Tldr: girls are just as shallow as guys, and I literally don't have anything in common with anyone my age so **** it and stick to porn.

The Chiefs are going to beat the Chargers.

it's not hard to meet women online, it's the same - it just takes a tad longer for the bitch to bitch. but yeah - disregard females - aquire currency is in order here.

Meeting people online is really a safer bet than bars. I mean think about it if you are looking to have sex bars are a good bet, but what can you really find someone looking for a Long term relationship without tons of digging. Online the research is done for ya, just takes some first grade detective skills to put it together.

Www.iblowonthefirstdate.com. Just make sure you post your profile in the right section.

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just in todays sunday paper

I'd rather rub a cheese grater on the back of my thighs and then go swimming in turpentine than to date online. It's a good way to meet crazy women and fat chicks if that's what you are in to, but other than that it's like a damn freak show.

Has any1 ever used okcupid or meet me?

Been on okcupid, seems a lot better than pof, pof is horrible,,seems a lot of the women on there have kids, and not for single guys who have none.

To be honest, i am also on match, and i have female friends on there also, welcome to horrible ratio and competiton. They gets hundreds of emails a day so good luck getting ur email thru, i saw one friend delete 50 emails in 5 minutes based on looks alone.

I would stick with the free ones for now, i have had more dates from ok cupid than match, thinking a paid site would garnish more results and serious players.

It does not, and yes, women are just as shallow and superficial as us males.

Good luck

Have u ever used adult friend finder or something similar to that.

Ideally, if you want to be shrewd, you make a dummy account with no picture or real details on plentyoffish.
Once you got that done, scour the profiles of girls in your area; see what they want. In Springfield / SWMO's case, a bunch of simple girls who get wet for a dude who likes Luke Bryan and has a pickup truck.

Then you know what the enemy wants, and you can proceed from there. Build a facade; assume a totally false persona.

Doing so will *not* be easy, but if done correctly you should be able to fool some females into sleeping with you as long as you have the confidence, the ability to sell a lie, and the balls to keep calm under pressure.

And then it. Is. ON.

A one legged man on a skateboard could swing tail from POF.

Anyone know where one could skip all this dating, lying and fishing? Like, just get the sex. Perhaps by way of some sort of deal where each party gets what they desire. Perhaps an arrangement where I simply dole out some cash, and the gates to exctasy are thrust open before me?

I just signed up on OKCupid today, and all I have to say is that Fat Women have some kind of magic way of cropping/angles that make them look drastically different then they actually are.

ROFL

Happy I'm married and don't have to go through this BS. I remember those days and don't miss them at all.

no1curr.


But seriously, good on you for getting what you want.

fyi... The opposite magic cropping and angles can make things appear longer and larger than they really are.

Not really....