I have a very serious complaint about ChiefsPlanet.
 

We have moved the ability to post consecutive posts to 20 seconds, instead of 15 seconds.

Please play this video as you read the rest of my post:

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I hope ChiefsPlanet understands that this increases my difficulty at postwhoring, "This"-ing, and basically just flooding the board with mindless bullshit, which I hope you understand is a God given right.

That's right. God ****ing given.

Listen, I was not under the impression that this was ChinaPlanet. I must have confused this place with CommunistManifestoLand. Somewhere along the line chiefsplanet.com must have re-routed me to DoAsYou're****ingTold.org.

This is America.

AMERICA.

Do NOT tread on my right to rain my wisdom down on you at a downright assinine clip.

BRING BACK 15 SECOND LIMITS BETWEEN POSTS.

C'MON MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

JOIN ME.

BRING BACK 15 SECOND LIMITS BETWEEN POSTS.

Don't let the brutes at the top of the totem pole censor you for an additonal 5 seconds.

Think of how much time all those accumulative 5 seconds have cost you. I've probably hit it about six times since the change.

That's half a minute. That's about how long it takes me to read a paragraph (keeping this vague to mask exactly how slow of a reader I am). That's barely long enough to initiate Masturbation Sequence. That's barely long enough to do that floss-the-buttcrack thing you do when you get out of the shower every other week.

I believe it was James Madison who wrote: "the speed at which a man can start saying something, after he just finished saying something else, is the true measure of freedom."

He said that, right to Adolf Hitler's face in the War of 1812. And you know what? Hitler and the other Indians knew in their souls that this freedom, even with all their evil, could not and should not be ****ed with.

James Madison.

Michael Jordan.

Five dollar footlongs!

THE DAV IS NOT OPEN ON WEEKENDS.

Bring back 15 second repost limits, mods. Or I will personally assemble a ChiefsPlanet army. And we will start another forum, probably dedicated to the Texans, I'm not sure, but at that forum we will impose 15 second repost limits and will be able to mock you at a far faster clip than you could ever hope to return fire.

I've said my peace. God bless America, and the 15 second between-posts limit.

Geno Smith.

Direckshun, I have yet to hear your opinion about Geno Smith. Why have I not yet talked about Geno Smith with you?

This terrible season is over. There's nothing but hope on the horizon. **** DC. The Lounge and Draft Planet is where you truly belong.

Come home, Direckshun. Please. Come home.

Yes. Listen to SNR

The team has let me down. It has destroyed my spirit. From the front office to special teams, I'm broken.

All I have left is my ability to whore for posts on this website. That's all I have left in my life, SNR.

That's all I have left.

Save me.

Geno will save all of us.

BLESSED IS HE WHO BRINGS BREAD FOR THE CHILDREN

posting

This team is the bane of our existence. :banghead:

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takes

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too

OH GAWD I HATE THE 20 SEC RULE :#

You will not stop me. Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us.

n00bs for a $1000 Alex


Why we can't have nice things?

Sorry looks like management had to put in a ban on 'Assault' posts.

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

Somebody give this man a medal. LMAO

Let's watch Geno's bowl game tomorrow, dude. 2:15 Central on ESPN.

It's hard choosing which face you want Pioli to be wearing when he meets his grisly end at the hands of Robocop. So many choices.

I might suggest finding something other than a football team to define you.

:spock:

prayers sent

Dumbass open another tab.

Surely that does not work.

Surely.

Good thread.

This

attention whore

It is no longer set at 20.

You're welcome.

Dipshit.

LMAO

Hahaha

Merica

By this of course you mean "magazine".

Q

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Geno Smith heals all wounds

Stupid posts should be ignored...

.

LOL

Test...

Edit: LIES.

Honest. It is no longer at 20 seconds.

Should've seen this coming

now the powers that be are lying to us. i'm sure there will be some false flag event that could have been prevented, if only we just gave up our right to post every 15 seconds.

It does I do it all the time. Especially when it comes to post whoring.

So it's 5 minutes now... :)

Yeah!!!
And keep yer hands off our guns, ammirite!!??

You'll lose an eye!

Bolt action only posting for now! Semi-auto posting has been banned!
:bang:

No more spraying and praying hoping someone gives a shit about your opinion!

Exaggerate much?

Test.

lol.

It's like finding the metric scale on the ruler and rejoicing in the awesomeness of being in double-digits!

oh my .....

I still like this place

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Just knowing you I figured that you would have increased it not shorten it. I haven't tested to see what it is now. I am too full. I figured out a way around this unlike the one who started this thread.

Test

Rape.

Rape 2

THIS IS BULLSHIT.

It used to be 30 seconds between posts.

Test 3

Really? Bob Dole will adjust it again.

Just trying to find the right setting.

BRB.

this is bulljive.

Rape

Jesus, dole. I can father a child in less than thirty three seconds.

Doesn't matter to me. I have to work for a living /Chiefsshrink

G

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GTFO

Testing.

I've had 33 seconds to think this next insult over: turd buckets.

You probably overthought it.