If Matt Cassel was...
Let's take turns comparing Matt to inept things, whether they be animal, vegetable, mineral or otherwise.
If Matt Cassel was... A dog. He would be this dog. http://i.imgur.com/TRRhZsel.jpg |
If Matt Cassel were an internet bulletinboard poster he would be GoChiefs.
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If Matt Cassel were a QB he'd be Scott Mitchell
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You mean like this dog?
http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/a...ols22/Fail.jpg |
If Matt Cassle were soda, he would be New Coke. Can you imagine what would have happened if CocaCola had insisted on keeping New Coke around for 4 years? I'll bet they had more money buried in the marketing, branding, and development of that product than the Chiefs had in Matt.
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If Matt Cassel were president he'd be GWB.
Off to D.C.! |
If Matt Cassel were poop, he'd be diarrhea.
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If Matt Cassel were a forum, he'd be fatchatter.
http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/o...16/oh-snap.gif |
If Matt Cassel were a beer he'd be Weidemans Light.
If Matt Cassel were a reality tv star he'd be Honey Boo Boo's mom If Matt Cassel were an NFL quaterback he'd be the backup to Brady Quinn |
If Mark Kasl were a disease... he would be cancer.
If Mark Kasl were an animal... he would be a common shrew (smallest penis on any mammal on earth). If Mark Kasl were a candy... he would be black licorice. If Mark Kasl were a whore... he would be Frankie's mom. |
If Matt Cassel were a QB, he'd be Matt Cassel.
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If Matt Cassel was a sheep in a slightly collapsed pocket, he'd be this sheep.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SIaFtAKnqBU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> |
If Matt Cassel was a woman who decided to try competing in track and field:
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012011/129...-jump-fail.gif |
If Matt Cassel had three wheels he wouldn't be a tricycle. He'd just be a piece of poop with three wheels sticking out of it.
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If Matt Cassell were a vagina he'd be Octomoms vagina.
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If Matt Cassel were an NBA coach he'd be Lakers HC Mike D'Antoni
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If Castle was a thread on CP, he'd be the one where each poster adds three words to the post above it.
If Castle was a segment ESPN, he would be Mock Draft with Mel Kiper. |
If Matt Cassel was a golfer, he'd be Charles Barkley:
http://gifsoup.com/view/164877/charl...lf-swing-o.gif |
If Matt Cassel was a urinal cake, he'd be scott pioli
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If Matt Cassel was science-fiction he'd be the Star Wars holiday special...
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If Mark Kasl were a baseball player... he would be Michael Jordan.
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If Matt Cassel was a kicker he'd be Lin Elliot.
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If Matt Cassel was a movie he would be ishtar.
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If matt Cassel was a fish, he would be a tuna.
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If Matt Cassel was an equestrian he'd be Christopher Reeve.
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If Mark Kasl were a neighborhood watch captain, he would be George Zimmerman.
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If Matt Cassel were a country, he'd be North Korea.
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If Matt Cassel was an attention whore, he would be Clayton
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If Matt Cassel was an album he'd be St. Anger.
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If Matt Cassel was a penis, he'd be John Bobbit's.
If Matt Cassel was pudding, he would be tapioca. If Matt Cassel were a popsicle, he would be banana flavored. |
If Mark Kasl were a convict... he would be the cell block bitch.
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If Mass Casshole was a glacier he would be the one the Titanic hit. Because Mattie destroys great things.
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If Mark Kasl were a Looney Tunes character... he would be Wile E. Coyote
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If Matt Cassel were a vegetable he'd be Terri Schiavo.
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If Cassel were POTUS he'd be appointed by default & his name would be Gerald Ford
http://www.cah.utexas.edu/photojourn...cs/Ford_10.jpg |
If Cassel played college ball, he would be a TE.
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If he were a corporation, he'd be Enron.
If he were a disease, he'd be Necrotizing fasciitis of the scrotum. |
If matt cassel were a car, he'd be a yugo
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If Matt Cassel was a kid, he would be Vern from Stand by Me.
http://eriktroyerskoog.files.wordpre...12/11/vern.png |
If Cassel were a disease, he would be AIDS.
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If Matt cassel were toliet paper, he would be the cheap, 1 ply kind.
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If he were a woman, he'd be Denise.
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If Mark Kasl were a method of birth control... he would be a broken condom.
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If Mark Kasl were an internet service provider... he would be webtv.
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If Matt Cassel were a real NFL quarterback, he'd be Brady Quinn.
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If Matt were a dog... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...df/Sam_dog.jpg
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If Matt Cassel were a computer, he would be the Commodore 64.
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In test studies, Matt Cassel is the placebo.
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If Matt Cassel played college basketball he'd play in the BIG10 who enjoy running the Prevent Offense and no points are scored.
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If Matt Cassel were currency, he would be the Dong.
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A slight change to the format...
Mark Kasl is to fans what Jerry Sandusky is to kids. |
Matt Cassel is to QB's what Bernard Madoff is to investors.
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If Mark Kasl were President of the US... he would be Jimmy Carter.
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If Mark Castle was an HBO show, he would be John From Cincinnati.
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Matt is to QBs, what Rosie O'Donnel is to ugly.
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If Matt Cassel were an ISP he'd be America Online.
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If Cassel was a golf movie, he would be Caddyshack II.
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If Matt Cassel was a sequel, he would be Indiana Jones & The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull.
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If Mark Castle was a Star Wars character, he would be an Ewok raping Jar Jar.
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If Matt Cassel were a crocodile hunter he'd be Steve Irwin
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If Matt Cassel were a tattoo, he'd be on hometeam's chest.
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If Matt were the POTUS, he'd be Obama.
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If Matt Cassel were a CP poster, he'd be Blackbob.
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If Matt Cassel was a band he'd be a ''one hit wonder''
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If Matt Cassel were a mock drafter, he'd be chiefscafan.
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