**KC Royals vs Baltimore Orioles-July 24th**
 

I am back from getting married. I am stoked because now I can start having sex.

Haven't watched a full Royals game in over a week. Did I mention, **** this team!?


Starting Pitchers
Baltimore: Chen (5-3, 2.67 ERA)
Kansas City: Santana (6-6, 3.18 ERA)

NO. Baltimore
1. N. McLouth, LF
2. M. Machado, 3B
3. N. Markakis, RF
4. A. Jones, CF
5. C. Davis, 1B
6. M. Wieters, C
7. J. Hardy, SS
8. H. Urrutia, DH
9. B. Roberts, 2B

Kansas City

1. L. Cain, CF
2. E. Hosmer, 1B
3. B. Butler, DH
4. S. Perez, C
5. M. Tejada, 3B
6. D. Lough, LF
7. A. Escobar, SS
8. C. Getz, 2B
9. E. Johnson, RF

Sorry Lew.

Start?

You haven't lived!

ROFLROFLROFL

Yay

Sex? Don't remember it........

God said it wasn't allowed until I tied the knot. Now I can pound away.

Have at it

You're just full of bad news....

BTW, Yost has gone full Cassel with the lineup tonight. Santana pitching so we sit Gordon and bat Cain in the leadoff spot. Just ****ing brlilliant. Not Lough or even Getz but ****ing Cain.

NO. Baltimore
1. N. McLouth, LF
2. M. Machado, 3B
3. N. Markakis, RF
4. A. Jones, CF
5. C. Davis, 1B
6. M. Wieters, C
7. J. Hardy, SS
8. H. Urrutia, DH
9. B. Roberts, 2B

Kansas City

L. Cain, CF
E. Hosmer, 1B
B. Butler, DH
S. Perez, C
M. Tejada, 3B
D. Lough, LF
A. Escobar, SS
C. Getz, 2B
E. Johnson, RF

And Johnson in the outfield?????

So we traded Chen today and he is starting for Baltimore tonight?

[QUOTE=lewdog;9832073]I am back from getting married. I am stoked because now I can start having sex.



GIGGITY!

Ned needs help at the research hospital level.

Oh yea...there was so much fail in the lineup order I forgot to mention EJ in RF. Yost is clearly a ****ing mad scientist. I am sure he has some secret book of little-known formulas to generate the stats that would lead him to bat Cain in the leadoff spot when you have 3 better options in Lough, Getz and Esky as well as playing a utility infielder in the OF while a pitcher you barely score 2 runs for is on the mound and one of your best hitters\best outfielder is on the bench.


JFC, is that even for real?

You guys have my condolences, you don't deserve this stress night in and night out.

Wil Myers looks amazing in uniform. Bases juiced and he's up. On ESPN right now

Hit a looper for two ribs.

What a great trade for the Rays.

Who does he play for?

Only 2 ribs? That's not very many. /fatbillay

Lets do it. Haven't heard much about Jim Johnson

Yeah, Yost isn't giving Gordon the day off because of struggles, but because he hasn't had many days off.

Never mind we are 1-2 games of being in it or out of it so why not bench your best player.

Bunting with 0 outs is so stupid. I know this because when opposing teams do it I get happy.

Hos!

Double-digit homers!

Nice. Against the lefty

Hos crushed it. When he gets a hold of a ball it is a no doubter. That wasn't exactly a bad pitch either.

Want to know how bad being a Royals fan is? I read this and assumed he hit a single. It didn't even occur to me that it was anything more until I refreshed and kept reading.

Anyone got a stream besides vipboxonline?

Yea I pay for mine!!!!


:facepalm:

Ok, Anyone got a free stream besides vipboxonline?

Roidman walks.

Omg **** you Getz

Hot hand!

Good thing we brought Getz back

Good hit, no field Getz

So what does Chris Getz do exactly?

Gives DM an excuse for not playing Gio more than 10 games????

Is it possible to score maybe 4 or 5 runs for Santana tonight?

Well, them Atlanta boise gotta look out for one other, right?

LMAO

Escobar-Getz-Johnson

I wonder what the opposite of Murderers Row is.

Tickle-pillow Trio?

http://www.keystonesolutions.com/com...2.50.24-PM.png

So Getz, what would you say, that ya do here?

I ALREADY TOLD YOU! I BUNT AND SLAP HIT SO THE GOOD PLAYERS DON'T HAVE TO! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE!

Grit

Now I can watch They Live.

Obviously not a movie about the Royals playoff chances.

:LOL:

I just checked out the stats of this game. I see Hosmer went deep. Wow! Only 98 games for a Royal to reach double figures. Is this a team record?

****ing Getz...JFC

non-hitting pussies

just start selling ...


sell all these worthless POS

Getz, hahahahahaha

We're as soft as a kitten's ass

Santana with 2 unearned runs and we can't do anything but watch Getz butt**** us

Keep increasing that trade value, Ervin.

Nice job by Santana to get out of that with just 1.

Now score some ****ing runs. Last chance, Jim Johnson will be coming in for the 9th

Camera dude spots talent.

Really?

Ned Yost is a ****ing window licker

HOS!

Hoz!

Hos #2 for tonight.

THATS WHY YOU DONT ****ING BUNT

That might be the best swing i've ever seen Hosmer make



he hit that ball like he actually had a pair of nuts hanging down low


:clap:

That.was.a.bomb.

Hos has Chen's number.

WHAT A ****ING BOMB!!!!! BOOM BIG BOI!!!!!

****ing hos has his brett swing going. We still need to be sellers.

Superstar in the making

(Hopefully)

Surprised Buck left Chen in there. Over 100 pitches, tying run at plate, guy who'd already homered off you.

Hosmer, willing the team to victory!

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Great high finish on the swing. Beautiful.

And then the scroll shows Myers 2-4 with 2 RBIs and a SB. FML.

Get another run this inning so we bring in Greg "I'm Not as Good Jim Johnson" Holland.

That was a SHOT.

Anyone see what happened to Tim Hudson tonight? Just hearing about it on the radio broadcast

Hosmer looking like he wants to play in Pinstripes /Hudler

It looked bad. You don't want to see it