The new Raiders Mascot death poll
You've probably seen this thing. It's hideous. Even for the Raiders. The question is, their fans are already calling for this thing's head (all 8' of it) and he hasn't even been unveiled yet. What will be his end?
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Stabbed in the neck by a homemade shiv that one of the Raider fans out on parole sneaks into the game in his rectum.
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Perforated rectum....you can figure out how....
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A stoning... in thy mercy
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Is that real?
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Tossed from the upper deck. Someone will be quoted as saying, "We really thought he'd just bounce and be ok. We didn't know there's a real person inside."
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trips and falls into the visiting dugout drowns in raw sewage
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It's all a ploy for when kc wolf does a jump slam pregame he's going to get shanked.
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EVERYBODY LOOK AT QUIKSSURFER'S COOL SIG! |
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My two options for the Rushers death:
1. Zombie Al Davis digs his way out of the grave and consumes the mascot. Oh, shit... It lives!!!: http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images...jpg?1318090879 2. A battery shortage causes fans to pelt the Rusher with Mark Davis Bobblehead dolls as every store in the greater Bay area was out of the obligatory D-cells: http://binaryapi.ap.org/11e634a50e96...73784/512x.jpg |
Upper deck option. Just like the toilets at the Oakland Colesseum.
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Makes about as much sense as KC Wolf.
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KC WOLF is cool this thing need to be hunted down by a mob and tarred and feathered. Then get dropped in corrosive acid.
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Seeing this, I am immediately reminded of the old jokes about "Deez Nutz!".
"Which you like better, tapes or CDs? See Deez Nutz!" or more appropriately "What you call nuts hanging on a wall? Walnuts." "What you call nuts hanging on your chin? Deez Nutz!" |
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