I plan on doing a lot of Drinking Tomorrow Night....
 

Do I need to drink a lot tonight to prepare? or just face it head on and deal with the consequences.

I will be having to report to work Wednesday morning - but so will everyone else - but we're all planing on hitting the bottle hard

Start tonight. It's just like a race, you wouldn't start sprinting without stretching first.

Depends. What's the occasion?

Go hard in the paint. /JasonCollins

I fly to Chicago tomorrow morning - Head to work - Limo Picks us up at work at 4:30 - we drink in limo to Wrigely Field / Rooftops - where we paid for all you can eat/drink - then we drink on the limo back to work / my hotel.

just a work outing that we did last year that we're doing it again this year - but I haven't been drinking as much lately so my body may be unprepared

FYP :)

Sounds like you should do some stretching and warm-up tonight; nothing too heavy though... :toast:

Huh, that does sound fun. I wouldn't want to risk missing the flight by drinking too much tonight. I wouldn't stop drinking if I started so I don't drink.

FYP again

Drink lots of water, during and afterwards prior to hitting the sack.

There's drinking hard, then there's CHICAGO drinking hard.

My advice is drink as much as you can before the 2am bars close, then go home.

Do not under any circumstances go to the 3am bars. Also avoid the 4am bars. And that one 5am bar in Wrigleyville is nothing but trouble, seriously.

That's how you end up going home with a girl that vomits blood mid-coitus. This unfortunately comes from experience.

Sounds hot...

I would drink hard tonight so drinking too hard the next day seems bleh, but I mean...I used to chug nyquil and drive a school bus. I am also so yellow from jundice people assume that the honda prelude outside is mine.

I'd recommend nothing but tequila for the next 48 hours....

I'd start as soon as you get home, but just a little teaser. You know, couple of beers, then maybe a whiskey night cap. Tomorrow you need to start with a bloody mary in the morning, followed by a few coctails in the plane. One in the airport while waiting for bags/Limo. It's not a sprint, its a marathon. You can drink a good 25-30 drinks as long as you spread it out over 20 hours or so.

You obviously haven't watched Beerfest. You should have been training for this since last year.

I'm not sure there's much you can do on such short notice, but I would start drinking Ram urine in high altitude.

Couldn't hurt.

:p

Did you finish?

Always follow the advice of a stooge. :thumb:

Having someone barf while you are inside them creates a most interesting dichotomy of sensations.

On the one hand you are utterly shocked and repulsed by the act, the smell and the mess.

On the other hand, that shit gets TIGHT son!

So while I did not, I wouldn't judge you if you did.

Inhale as much urine, stale beer and feces smell Fromm the rooftops as you can. Bottle some for us.

ROFL

My bachelor party was in Chicago.
I remember some of it.

Is that you Sheldon?

Bring crack.

Drink like a fish.

well Kiimosabi just got my vote for n00b of the year LMAO

Besides drinking, remind me again of the allure of Wrigley?

I drank with the Gronks Saturday night. Shit was ridiculous

Cocaine. Save a bump for the next morning, you'll be fine.

Father of how many now?

Sad.

Just drink as much as feels right. Why feel the need to act like you are rushing a fraternity or something?

You're gonna be an all-star here.

This was my plan all along but the thread was worth it to hear Kiimosabi's tales of woe - I must now go to the 5AM bar

Imagine Jesus is with you at all times.

Drink plenty of water, slam some B vitamins, and perhaps look into oral rehydration mixes heavy on potassium.

No s**t? What happened next?

Wait why would you want to start drinking a day early?

I dont really think you need to "get warmed up"

If you are worried about a hangover follow these tips:

Eat something fatty before you begin your binge drinking
The oils in fatty foods stick to your stomach and slow down the absorption of alcohol into the blood stream

Drink lots and lots of water
Try to drink as much water as alcoholic beverage, it is a good idea to order a glass of water for every drink
You will need to pee a lot, but dehydration is what causes the hangovers

For the morning after:
Eat eggs and bananas, and drink orange juice
Eggs have cysteine, which helps break down toxins in your body quicker
bananas and oj also are supposed to help give you energy to quicker flush the stuff out of your body

Also not sure what you guys are going to drink, but the worst hangovers I had involved hard liquor
If you know you are going to get smashed, prolly want to stick with beer

:eek: :bolt:

Ran to the bathroom, did the freak-out dance, clean up, collect myself, come out and she's passed out. I can still see her laying there, burned into my mind's eye, cuddled up in her own bloody vomit like a CSI nightmare.

I cleaned up her sheets, cleaned her up, started writing her a note saying what happened. While writing it she (out of the blue) darts up and says,

"Well I've had a lovely time but I should be going now" and then tries to walk away by walking into her linen closet.

I went over and took her hand and led her back to her couch like, "Now now you're never going to get into Narnia with no clothes on"

Then she passed out again on the couch. I flipped her over so she didn't choke in her sleep and I finished the note. To my recollection it went...

"Good morning, my name is Kiimosabi. We had some sex, with protection, no finish. You threw up some blood. You should probably get that looked at. Welp."

I heard through the grapevine later on that she was a ballet dancer with a bad bulimia habit.

I bet you never knew eating disorders could be so hot. I apologize for your work boner.

Therein lies my biggest challenge,because it all feels right.

"we had some sex, with protection, no finish. You passed out. Then finish"

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Just use your real name, Tucker.

That's why you have a wife. They're like drinking spotters.

She was probably pretty embarrassed the next morning when she realized that she slept with an Asian dude who spoke broken English.

Me neither.

It's for fat losers.

Hi Jim Beam, I don't have to work tomorrow. Have your way with me you dirty son of a bitch!

Mine helps me spot the next drink on a good night
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woke up a lil drunk still this morning - but I didn't puke and didn't make TOO much of an ass of my self - so overall a good time was had by all

How ****ing lazy are you that if you drink you get fat?

I drink, hell I drink quiet a bit now and again and I am far from fat.

Good job.