John Rocker's AMA on Reddit
 

http://www.reddit.com/r/mlb/comments...take/?sort=top

Gonna lose his ESPN job now lol

What a moron.

Hilarious.

hehe its pretty funny

Man, he would make a damn good member here.

[–]johnrocker49[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 hour ago

That was a horseshit comment. You've been sitting there for 15 minutes trying to think of something clever to say and that's what you come up with. That's the worst attempt by anyone all day. You must have just the worst social skills. Enjoy living in mom's basement until your 40 beating off to Bay Watch reruns at 2 in the morning.

Holy shit...John Rocker is Livesteam.

Wow. I guess Hootie was giving him shit!

[–]johnrocker49[S] 55 points56 points57 points 2 hours ago

You can tell more about someone by who his enemies are as opposed to who his friends are. It would say a lot about me as a person if idiots like you people who obviously have nothing better to do on a Tuesday afternoon than play on your computer actually liked me. I'm here because I'm retired at the age of 38.<b> You're here because your a 35 year old waiter who lives in his mom's basement and have nothing better to do. Talk shit when you've actually done something with you're life you useless shit.</b>

Asked about what he did with the batteries thrown at him by Mets fans...

[–]johnrocker49[S] 163 points 1 hour agox2

I give the batteries to your girlfriend for her vibrator

Yeah, that was weak. He should have said.

"I gave the batteries to your boyfriend for the vibrator you take up the ass"

I was going to give them to your mom for her vibrator, but it's a kick-start.

JFC What a moron. "I don't regret those comments?"
Really?

I think I'm going to promote myself as a smack consultant for celebrities involved in these things. They can pay me to help them embarrass themselves in a more creative manner.

I would love rocker on this board. Think the guys hilarious.

Yeah, kind of a letdown.

This was my favorite.

i cant stop laughing, this is a goldmine

ROFLROFL

Not racist enough.

Awesome.

Didn't read the whole thing. Did he in fact get fired?

Not yet.

"Ever ****ed a fat girl?"

"Not unless you consider your mom fat"

Rocker...ROFL. Dude was born about 20 years too late. He would have been a tremendous draw in Georgia Championship Wrestling.

He can probably still run for office and win by a landslide though.

Dang, people don't like that guy.

Did anyone ask for his opinion on Geno Smith?

My question is - how the hell does anybody read that site? Didn't that crappy post/reply structure die out like 12 years ago? All over the place. Glad to see Planeteers posting the good parts so I don't have to figure it out.

[–]bairet 105 points 9 hours ago


John, I was at a Braves game earlier and found a fan that had a custom Rocker jersey. People in the stands were offering the guy $150, $200 to buy it right off his back. I thought that was pretty interesting.
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[–]johnrocker49[S] 103 points 8 hours ago




It's good to know that there are still a few idiots left in this world.
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[–]bairet 328 points 8 hours ago


I mean, I think they wanted to burn it - not wear it.

Where the **** did a gay Hispanic 16 year old with AIDS get a million dollars to drop on a blowjob?

The Make A Wish foundation?


ROFL ROFL